I love writing about elves, dragons, unicorns, shapeshifters, werewolves, and vampires. Please, comment if you would like to read more of either story (once I get the chapters posted)
I'm just Anna, y'know your average, everyday book freak. I guess I'm nothing special, just a bad tempered bitchy person who has no idea how to match clothes. Half the time I don't know what I'm doing, basically the only time I feel in control is when I'm scaring the wits outta someone or writing. So yeah, don't be shy, I'll attempt not to be a brutally honset bitch and hopefully dole out constructive criticism to all!
Hello, fellow Sparkians! (Sparkles? Sparkatalians?) Anyway, it's lovely to meet whoever is currently looking at my profile--have a fabuloso day! I'm Arian, as you may have guessed.
Currently, I only have one story--The Sort-Of Tragedy of Sophie Ronan and Theo Brett. I promise to update at least one chapter per week, and I hope you enjoy!
Don't really know what else to say. Potato...potato...ching chong, tomato.
Did you know that a French novelist once wrote a 233-page book containing no verbs?
Peace out!
I've read a lot of author profiles on here. And I've just found them all to be so profound or entertaining or just plain attention-seizing.
So I decided, hey, you should do that. Maybe you'd get some more readers. Hell, you're pretty friggin' awesome in your own right.
I do that a lot. Lie to myself, I mean.
So I guess if I can't make it totes super amazeballs (I don't--I don't actually talk like that, I promise), then I guess I'll just keep it short and simple (HAHAHAHAHA, I said I'd keep this short).
Sporadic poster. Definitely got some mental issues. Daydream way too often--to the point where reality has become sort of a disappointment now. But then again, who DOESN'T find reality a disappointment, right? Or am I just being pessimistic and cynical again?
Oh, yeah. There's that. Somewhat of a cynic. Totally pessimistic.
Can't stand my own writing. I could definitely improve as a writer. So. Constructive criticism is welcome. Y'know. Long as you're not a total ass about it.
My current WIP, "Under an Apple Tree" (most unoriginal title ever, I know. I'm working on it, damn it), is actually going to be the first of a series of stories. So, y'know. What little readers I have, feel free to cajole me into getting the damn thing finished and move on to the sequel.
Or not. I'm not gonna put a gun to your head and make you put a gun to MY head to get me to write faster (or better).
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So, uh, what's brown and sticky?
. . .
A stick. HAHAHAHAHA! *slaps knee*
Howdy! (And I can say that unironically, I'm from Texas.) I'm a student at university majoring in English, with special emphasis on Medieval and Modernist texts. I'm using this account to field my NaNoWriMo contribution, although technically I wrote it in July. I'm editing it as I go, so if you like it, shoot me an email and I'll try to hurry up. After I've finished with Tomorrow, who knows? I haven't quite figured out the end yet, but from the looks of things, it's a long way off. I'm always happy to talk stories, so PM me anytime.