Sparkatale

I've read a lot of author profiles on here. And I've just found them all to be so profound or entertaining or just plain attention-seizing.

So I decided, hey, you should do that. Maybe you'd get some more readers. Hell, you're pretty friggin' awesome in your own right.

I do that a lot. Lie to myself, I mean.

So I guess if I can't make it totes super amazeballs (I don't--I don't actually talk like that, I promise), then I guess I'll just keep it short and simple (HAHAHAHAHA, I said I'd keep this short).

Sporadic poster. Definitely got some mental issues. Daydream way too often--to the point where reality has become sort of a disappointment now. But then again, who DOESN'T find reality a disappointment, right? Or am I just being pessimistic and cynical again?

Oh, yeah. There's that. Somewhat of a cynic. Totally pessimistic.

Can't stand my own writing. I could definitely improve as a writer. So. Constructive criticism is welcome. Y'know. Long as you're not a total ass about it.

My current WIP, "Under an Apple Tree" (most unoriginal title ever, I know. I'm working on it, damn it), is actually going to be the first of a series of stories. So, y'know. What little readers I have, feel free to cajole me into getting the damn thing finished and move on to the sequel.

Or not. I'm not gonna put a gun to your head and make you put a gun to MY head to get me to write faster (or better).

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So, uh, what's brown and sticky?

. . .

A stick. HAHAHAHAHA! *slaps knee*