Sparkatale

Oy vey! I can't believe I stumbled upon this over two months later--I feel as if that kinda' defeats the purpose. Well, maybe it's not too late? I definitely agree! None of the posts here have legitimate replies that actually last. So what do you wanna' do to liven up the community? 

Uh, the weather's nice, isn't it!? Of course, I don't know where you live, but I hope the weather's nice where you are...

Virtually, the climate of the forum is very desolate and dry. The cacti are growing quite nicely... If only the only things they said weren't "Review my story and I'll review yours" or "PLEASE READ MY STORY" or "Give me water. I'm thirsty." Those spikes are quite annoying, aren't they? Well, can't change the true nature of cacti! 

Cacti are generally friendly it seems, but they are not the most extroverted of plants. I wish they could just be more sociable and talk about how much they love the sun! The sun is what brings them together. They are all connected by the sun because their purpose is improving their sunny-stuff and helping others do the same. Let's all talk about how much we love the sun!

This is the worst extended metaphor I've seen in my life (and I won't blame you for admitting the same). Excuse my terrible if not nonexistent humor. In effort to liven up the community... uh, I ask you--poor, unfortunate person who has possibly read through this entire wretched comment--"What's up? How's your writing going?"

...Oh no, now everyone knows I'm crazy (if they didn't know that before). This is awful--don't judge me too hard Mr./Mrs./Ms. Reader?

Liz uli | June 26, 2014