Sparkatale

Hey there I'm Naomi (gnomie) and I am half of "ifthiswasamovie" (the better half hence the underline). It is a profile for lonely peoples such as us and yourselves to enjoy stories about things we wish could happen. Or in other cases wish NEVER, EVER HAPPEN. I was just alerted my partner thinks you will enjoy wanking over said stories... I have no prejudice. Anyway, I enjoy slaughtering and sacrificing veel to our Lord Satan. Moving swiftly onwards, I enjoy badminton and fencing. Please read our stories or Satan will condemn you.

Hmmm well I can only apologize for what just happened I guess. When I said to her get them to like us because they can relate to us well I obviously didn't mean that. You see, well, we have trouble not being socially awkward hence the reason for that, well, frightening thing you just read. As you can see I am the underdog, the second in command, the weak link or the well slave actually. Anyway I hope you do enjoy our stories because they are hilarious just like Naomi's joke. HAHAHAHA (HAHAHAHAHAHA good one hoe-hoe. Lure them into a false sense of security ;)). God isn't she just hilarious. That's why I love her. Anyway I forgot to say but my Name is Hollie. If I'm honest I like my name but apparently Naomi likes my nickname better... Who doesn't love being called hoe?

Just a tiny little addition, because I won't let you guys leave with that boring paragraph, I would just like to add that even if we seem slightly weird it's alright because really we are just one person. Aren't we, we don't likes them, they's going to harm us, we thinks yous are going to be our friends. >:)

HAHAHAHAHAHA we are embarrassments... :3