Sparkatale

If you're reading this, then you're either a friend, an enemy, an obsessive-compulsive link-clicker or a stalker. Take your pick.

So yeah, whoever you are, whatever gender you classify as, if you like cats, dogs, lizards or rats or if you have a squid on your face then hello.

I Iive in Scotland, have seventy six cats and a dog named Willis. I own the world's biggest book collection and enjoy sneezing on pianos. I tend to come up with a new idea for a story every week or so, hyperventilate for a moment before grabbing some paper and scribbling notes. Then, a few days later, I find the notes again and suddenly have no interest in that particular story. It's a rather troublesome problem. I'm hoping to actually get some stuff done here, but no promises.