Created: February 18, 2015 | Updated: February 18, 2015
Genre : Humor
Language : English
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I’m writing sentences
and cutting them
OFF
because that’s “poetry.”
Abusing my right
to freedom of verse,
I leave a
trail
of stunted sentences,
scattered dots,
and moments of life
falling
down
the page
I’m using ethereal vocabulary
(well, I just did
at least)
Because
I’m trying to mask
my clumsy mouth.
Diction creates
Conviction,
even if
I don’t actually care
I’m going to allude to
—fire of my loins—
Lolita
And claim the best words
as my own.
Let the random quote
squeeze
between my unmatched ideas
and cast a flame
in your ears.
You’re going to gaze over,
listen to, and overanalyze
my words
because ‘tis “poetry”
Adoring eyes shall
smother love
all over my work,
my coordinated mess of
syllables,
Do you enjoy
finding reason
in my bloated babbling?
You’re never going to realize
that there is no answer to life,
or trains, or love,
or physics.
All humans can do is die.
But instead of falling gracefully,
we choose to flounder
and muse
With “lovely” poetry.
So, distinguished poets,
Masters of deception,
Prose-haters,
teach me your ways,
and I’ll pretend to
comprehend
because I abhor poetry.