(SETTING) [ACTION] {MONOLOGUE}

"Living in an average house, my life has always been average. Yes, I like being an average person. Not too high of a person but not to low of a person too. I want to be a neutral guy. With that, I have no problems. Oh,I almost forgot to introduce myself. I'm Nakamura Sora. I have a big sister on our family. It's a pain though."

Yukina: Hey damn little brother, who are you calling a pain, huh!?

Sora: Oh. This is for my paragraph introduction. Don't worry, I won't erase this.

Yukina:Erase it now!

Sora: You want me to write your name? [writing] "My sister's name is Nakamura Yukina. She is a kind person."

Yukina: I'm glad you thought me of that! Continue your paragraph!

Sora: [still writing] "But my fellow classmates, she is to be compared to a machine gun when she's angry. Please don't make her mad."

Yukina: [grabs Sora's head] Hey, wanna die now?!

Sora: AHHH! It hurts! Cut it out!

Yukina: Wanna die, huh!?

Sora: I-I won't die u-until...

Yukina: Until!?

Sora: I touch someone's boobs!

Yukina: Huh? What do you think are you saying in front of me?!

Sora: Finally, you stopped it. Are you gonna crack my head!?

Yukina: Yeah! Finish your essay now! Hmph!

[leaves]

(THE NEXT DAY)

(ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL; 7:45 am)

Sora: Crap! I'm late! Gotta hurry!

[Sora hits a person]

Sora: Oh, gramps! Sorry for that.

[picks up the oranges that fell from the basket]

[a car passes by and a girl inside saw Sora helped the old man]

Old person: T-Thank you.

Sora: Bye bye!

(Takamagaoka Academy Class 2-C ; 8:00 am)

Kureto: Hey everyone! We have a new transfer student! Please enter!

[Sora enters]

Girl students: "He's handsome!" "He looks cool!"

Kureto: Please read your introduction paragraph.

Sora: [reads paragraph] "Leaving in an average house, my life has always been average. Yes, I like being an average person. Not too high of a person but not to low of a person too. I want to be a neutral guy. With that, I have no problems. Oh,I almost forgot to introduce myself. I'm Nakamura Sora. I have a big sister on our family. It's a pain though. My sister's name is Nakamura Yukina. She is a kind person. But my fellow classmates, she is to be compared to a machine gun when she's angry. Please don't make her mad."

[students laugh]

Girl classmate: What are the things that you love?

Sora: Good question. Hmm... To be precise, I love boobs.

All: Huh?

Sora: Yes! I love boobs! I want to touch them, fondle them, make them a pillow, and the most crucial thing... I want to suck them hard!

Girl classmates: "Kyahh!" "What a turn-off!" "Pervert!"

Sora: But don't judge me because of that. I'm just expressing my feelings. And if that girl who asked that didn't asked that, then I won't say that I love boobs.

Girl classmate: Get out of here! [throws an eraser]

Sora: [caught the eraser] Don't be like that. Want me to touch your breasts, woman?

Kureto: A-Anyway, please take your seat anywhere you like.

Sora: Hmm... [looks for a chair]

Kureto: Class, I want to tell you that... [talks in background]

Sora: I love being near the window. Huh? [looks at his seatmate] {A beauty! I, Nakamura Sora, shalt talk to this woman beside me!"} H-Hey, what's your name?

Shizuku: I'm Shizuku. Nice to meet you.

Sora: Y-Yeah, nice to meet you too. {Great, I did it!}

(HALL WAY; 12:15 pm)

Sora: [running funny] Gotta buy lunch, gotta buy lunch... [turns right] Gotta buy- Huh? [sees Shizuku tailing someone] Shizuku? [follows her]

Shizuku: [on the corner] Stare...

Sora: What are you doing there?

Shizuku: [startled] H-Holy mother of G-! Oh, it's just you, boob hunter.

Sora: Hmm... Are you stalking that guy?

Shizuku: [covers Sora's mouth] Shh!

Stalked guy: Huh? [gazes at the two's location]

Shizuku: He almost saw us! Come with me!

(CAFETERIA; 12:30 pm)

Sora: So, do you like that guy?

Shizuku: Shh!

Sora: You're so obvious. Do anyone know that?

Shizuku: N-Not really. He's there!

Sora: Where?

Guy: Oh!

Sora: Oh! Kenichi! Long time, no see!

Shizuku: Huh?

Kenichi: You too! So you've transferred here!

Sora: What class are you?

Kenichi: I'm in the same class as you.

Sora: But I didn't saw you earlier.

Kenichi: I was in the student council meeting.

Sora: Is that so?

Kenichi: Ohh, I didn't know you're already friends with Shizuku. Great development!

Shizuku: No! No! No! We're not friends! I won't be friends with him!

Sora: {Hey, damn woman. That hurt my feeling!} Kenichi, you know what, this girl li- [Shizuku hits Sora's mouth with her hand]

Shizuku: Oh, Nakamura-kun, there's a mosquito on your mouth. Ahaha! Ahaha!

Kenichi: I'm gonna take my leave now! I still have a lot of work to do. Ciao!

[leaves]

Sora: Don't hit my mouth suddenly!

Shizuku: Because you're gonna tell him!

Sora: I'm not! I was going to tell him that you like to be close with him.

Shizuku: Then he'll notice!

Sora: Don't worry, virgin woman. I'll help you get my friend.

Shizuku: Really?

Sora: Yeah. I'll trigger many events for you two.

Shizuku: That's a promise, okay?

Sora: Yeah. And we'll begin later. [looks at the dark sky]

(CLASS 2-C; 3:00 pm)

Sora: Crap, it's still raining.

Kenichi: Sora, wanna go home?

Sora: Sure, you go down first.

Kenichi: Okay. [leaves classroom]

Sora: [makes eye gestures with Shizuku] {Plan A, start!}

[Kenichi goes up again]

Sora: What's wrong?

Kenichi: My umbrella is gone!

Sora: This is bad! {Ahihihi! I threw your umbrella earlier! Now Shizuku, go home with this man and live happily ever after! Oh, it's early for that.}

Kenichi: How do we go home now?

Shizuku: I-I have an umbrella. W-Wanna share it with me?

Kenichi: Are you willing to?! Thank you! But, how will you go home, Sora?

Sora: I'll go home later. Now both of you should go home now.

Kenichi: Okay then. Shall we, Shizuku?

Shizuku: Y-Yeah. [looks at back at Sora and makes a thumbs up gesture]

Sora: [replies with a wink]

(HALLWAY; 5:30 pm)

Sora: Crap, the rain isn't stopping. And I think I'm the only one in the school. [lightning lights the whole place and thunder follows] I-I doubt a ghost will be here. Hehe. I'm not scared. Woohoo! {Crap, I'm still in the third floor hallway.} [lightning strikes and this time, electricity went out] {SHIT! The lights are out! Wahh! I wanna go home!} Oh, I should sing a h-happy song.

(HALLWAY 2nd Floor; 5:50 pm)

Sora: [singing while shaking] "H-Happy, shalalala. I-It's so n-nice to be happy, shalalala. Everybody s-sh- [lightning and thunder flash] WAHH! Huh? [looks back] [lightning flashes and a person figure shows up that makes Hideaki run] WAHH!

(HALLWAY 1st floor; 5:55 pm)

Sora: I'm almost there!

?: Wait up!

Sora: Huh?

?: Why are you running?

Sora: Who are you?

Asuka: I'm Kirisaki Asuka. I'm your classmate, don't you remember?

Sora: O-Oh.

Asuka: I have an umbrella. Wanna go home?

Sora: S-Sure.

[walking]

Sora: I didn't see you when I was about to go home. Where are you?

Asuka: I'm on the research room. And you, why are you still on the school?

Sora: Well, I don't have an umbrella.

Asuka: Ahaha! You're lucky I'm here!

Sora: {Her smile...It's too cute! I think I like her now!}

Asuka: Is something wrong?

Sora: N-Nothing.

Asuka: Well, your introduction is something to be hated for.

Sora: Sorry about that! One of our classmates asked me and I answered.

Asuka: Well, your answer is to be hated. But, I know you are a good person.

Sora: Is that a compliment?

Asuka: Not really. Ahaha! There's my house. You should stop by for now.

Sora: Are you sure?

Asuka: Yeah. There's no one home right now. Let's have some coffee and let's talk.

Sora: {Whoa! That dating sim line! Is this it? Am I gonna be a man now? Am I gonna be touching breast now?! Wahhhh! I can't contain myself!} S-Sure.

(Kirisaki Household; 6:15 pm)

Sora: Whoa, your house is a bit.. big.

Asuka: Haha. I'm glad. Wait there for a moment, I'm gonna change.

Sora: S-Sure!

(AFTER 30 minutes)

Asuka: Here. [serves coffee]

Sora: T-Thank you.

Asuka: I just noticed that you and Shizuku are now friends, huh?

Sora: Y-Yeah.

Asuka: Me and Shizuku are best friends.

Sora: Come to think of it, what is Shizuku's surname?

Asuka: Didn't she tell you?

Sora: Well, not really.

Asuka: Her full name is Minase Shizuku.

Sora: Minase? You mean the richest family in this country this time?!

Asuka: Yeah, she's the second daughter.

Sora: Oh, that's why she looks rich.

Asuka: Shizuku has a lot of suitors, mostly from rich families.

Sora: So, what did she do?

Asuka: She turned them all down. Her heart only is for a certain man.

Sora: That's Kenichi, right?

Asuka: Yeah! How did you know?

Sora: I saw her stalking him earlier in school.

Asuka: Ahahaha! She's doing it all the time yet the others don't notice her. We're the only two who knows it so it's a big secret.

Sora: Well, I can help her. Kenichi's my best friend since elementary.

Asuka: That's great. Wait, how should I call you?

Sora: Hmm.. It's up to you.

Asuka: Then, Naka-cchin.

Sora: Sure!

Asuka: Oh, the rain stopped.

Sora: {Damn rain, why did you stopped!? We're still doing some lovely moments here!} I guess I should go home now.

Asuka: Yeah, you should. Bye-bye Naka-cchin!

Sora: See you tomorrow!

[leaves]

(THE NEXT DAY)

(CLASS 2-C ; 7:15 am)

Sora: Shizuku.

Shizuku: Yes? [smirking]

Sora: Why are you smirking?

Shizuku: N-No reason!

Sora: {I guess it's the aftermath of yesterday.} Anyway, I have a favor.

Shizuku: What is it?

Sora: Help me with something.

Shizuku: What is it?

Sora: Make Asuka-san fall in love with me.

Shizuku: What!?

-END OF CHAPTER 1-

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2: CHAPTER 2

CHAPTER 2

Shizuku: Pardon.

Sora: I said help me to make Asuka fall in love with me.

Shizuku: [grabs Sora] Hey Nakamura-kun, what happened yesterday!?

Sora: Well, w-we shared an umbrella yesterday.

Shizuku: And then!?

Sora: W-We h-have...

Shizuku: You two had..!?

Sora: I-I tasted h-her...

Shizuku: Her what!?

Sora: Her own made coffee.

Shizuku: Oh, is that so?

Sora: Don't pull out dirty thoughts! I just knew your surname.

Shizuku: Yeah, I forgot to tell you. It's Minase.

Sora: I heard you're a daughter of a rich family. Great life,huh?

Shizuku: Haha.

[Asuka suddenly enters]

Asuka: Shizuku!

Shizuku: Asuka! What's up?

Asuka: Nothing. I just wanna hang out with you before classes start.

Shizuku: Okay then.

Asuka: Woo woo! You and Naka-cchin are getting friendly again!

Shizuku: W-What?!

Sora: Kirisaki, even though Shizuku is a beauty, I won't fall in love with this stalker.

Shizuku: Who are you calling a stalker!? [pulls Sora's hair]

Sora: [pinches Shizuku's face] You! So stop pulling my hair, girl stalker!

Shizuku: I'll let it go when you stop pinching my face, boob hunter!

Asuka: Ahihi! You guys are so match for each other!

Shizuku: Oh, I forgot to tell you. This guy likes y-

Sora: [grabs Shizuku's face] I like yam.

Asuka: Yam?

Sora: Y-Yeah. Ehehe. [whispers on Shizuku] Hey, Shizuku. Don't tell her or else I'll fondle one of your boobs.

Asuka: Shizuku?

Shizuku: Y-Yes?

Kureto: Okay! Go to your seats now!

Asuka: Later then!

(CAFETERIA; 12:10 pm)

Sora: Will you help me?

Shizuku: Hmm.. Maybe I can.

Sora: Really?!

Shizuku: Yeah. You're helping me with Kenichi-kun so I'll return the favor.

Sora: Thank you!

Shizuku: So, what do you want me to do?

Sora: For now, I need informations. Ask her questions about herself.

Shizuku: Okie dokie.

Sora: You don't look motivated, huh?

Shizuku: Well, I haven't seen Kenichi-kun this day.

Sora: Oh, Kenichi!

Shizuku: [suddenly looks around] Where?!

Sora: Fooled you! HAHAHAHA!

Shizuku: [grabs Sora's uniform] Are you pissing me off?!

Sora: I-I'm just joking!

Shizuku: Let's do a double plan now.

Sora: Double plan?

Shizuku: I'll get you the informations you want.

Sora: Then the other plan?

Shizuku: Get me some pictures of Kenichi-kun.

Sora: Are you drunk?

Shizuku: No, I'm not!

Sora: I can imagine now the fact that you'll either fantasize him or lick his photOOOOO... [Shizuku punches Sora] IT HURTS!

Shizuku: I'm not that kind of a girl, you know! I'm a bona fide young lady from a rich family.

Sora: Though you don't act like one.

Shizuku: Got a problem with that?!

Sora: No, I surrender.

Shizuku: The first thing I'm certain is Asuka doesn't like boys who are perverted.

Sora: I'm not perverted. I only have interest in huge bumpers.

Shizuku: That's the same.

Sora: Wait, should I send you the pictures of him via Tacebook (parody of the social networking site Facebook) or tomorrow here?

Shizuku: I-I want the hard copy of it.

Sora: Hmph. Sure do!

Shizuku: So then, [hand shake] a closed deal, I guess.

Sora: Yeah.

(NAKAMURA HOUSEHOLD; 7:00 pm)

Yukina: [reading a magazine] I wish I have a body like Zukuchi-chan!

Sora: Then do some exercise. You're always watching TV and reading that magazine. Buying a new one won't kill you!

Yukina: Look, Sora. This is Zukuchi-chan!

Sora: Let me take a look. [shocked] This is...!

Yukina: Well? Are you shocked by her beauty?

Sora: {That Shizuku! So she does some photo shoot?} Y-Yeah.

Yukina: I wished I can hug her now!

Sora: That's only in your imagination. [looks at the TV] Oh, a mansion on fire? That's rare here.

(THE NEXT DAY)

(CLASS 2-C; 7:15 am)

Sora: Hmm? Shizuku isn't around yet?

Asuka: What? You already missed her?

Sora: Whoa! D-Don't scare me like that! {But I kinda like it.}

Asuka: But, I don't know why she's absent today.

Sora: Hmm...

(NAKAMURA HOUSEHOLD; 7:30 pm)

Yukina: How's school?

Sora: It's fun, as usual. But this day, I think something is missing.

Yukina: What is it?

Sora: I don't know. {But I guess my day is complete because me and Kirisaki are together the whole day! Yahoo!}

[door bell rings]

Yukina: Coming.

Sora: I wonder who is it.

Yukina: Who is th-[opens door] is... [goes unconscious]

Sora: Huh? Oh! My dear sister! What happened to you?

Shizuku: Yo.

Sora: Shizuku!?

(AFTER 10 minutes)

Shizuku: Is she okay?

Sora: Yeah. And the main question is, WHY ARE YOU HERE!?

Shizuku: I can't help it! Our house was set on fire!

Sora: You mean... the mansion that was in the news yesterday.. was yours!?

Shizuku: Yeah. Our staff went back to their homes for now.

Sora: You should've stayed on your parents or rented on an condominium.

Shizuku: My parents told me to stay on a classmate for now. Being alone is so hard these days.

Sora: Then, you should go to Asuka's place. I bet she'll welcome you there.

Shizuku: Asuka's place is full of people everyday. I shouldn't be a burden to them.

Sora: {Then you want to be a burden to me?} But when I went to their house, there's no one inside.

Shizuku: I think it's their family meeting that day. Asuka didn't went because there are classes.

Sora: Is that so?

Shizuku: Yeah, so can I stay here for a while?

Yukina: Y-Yes, you can!

Shizuku: Thank you very much!

Yukina: What's your real name?

Shizuku: Minase Shizuku. Nice to meet you.

Yukina: I-I-I'm Nakamura Yukina! The big s-sister of this guy! N-Nice to meet you, Zukuchi-chan!

(10:30 pm)

Yukina: Well then, I'm off!

[leaves]

Shizuku: Where will she go?

Sora: To her work. She's a call center agent.

Shizuku: Oh, I see.

Sora: [yawns] I'm sleepy. You sleep on my sister's room. There are two beds there. Well then, good night! [goes upstairs]

(11:45 pm)

Sora: [sleeping]

[someone knocks on the door]

Sora: [wakes up and opens door] S-Shizuku?

Shizuku: N-Nakamura-kun, I-I kinda have a request.

Sora: What is it?

Shizuku: C-Can I sleep with you?

Sora: {That line... I think I'm just sleepy.} Are you serious?

Shizuku: Yeah. I'm afraid being alone. There might be a ghost here.

Sora: {Wait, is this reality?!} Shizuku, punch me.

Shizuku: [punches Sora] There you go.

Sora: {It's really true!} S-Sure then.

[closes door]

Shizuku: {So this is his' room.}

Sora: I'll just sleep on the futon. You sleep on my bed.

Shizuku: W-What? I'm a guest so I should sleep on the futon.

Sora: No, you're a milady so you should at least sleep on the bed.

Shizuku: F-Fine.

[lights out]

(1:00 am)

Shizuku: Hey Nakamura-kun, are you still awake?

Sora: Yeah.

Shizuku: You can transfer here.

Sora: What?

Shizuku: I said you can go here in the bed.

Sora: You sure with that?

Shizuku: Of course! Even though you're a bit perverted, I know you won't do anything to me. And this is your bed, after all!

Sora: Hearing that from you makes me a little happy. Okay then.

[Sora lies on the bed too]

Shizuku: In exchange, don't tell this to anyone okay?

Sora: Sure, sure. {My heart is beating very fast!}

(6:00 am)

Sora and Shizuku: [wakes up with their faces so near to each other] Huh? WAHHH!

(LIVING ROOM; 6:15 am)

Yukina: Good morning! [sees Hideaki and Shizuku came out of the room together] What?! You two slept on the same bed!?

Sora: This girl is so scared being alone so she came into my room and then requ- [covers Sora's mouth]

Shizuku: I slept on the futon so please don't think any irrelevant things.

Yukina: O-Okay.

Sora: How's work?

Yukina: Well, it's still as is.

Sora: Don't you need to find a new one? With a bigger salary?

Yukina: I'm enjoying what I do now.

Shizuku: Come to think of it, your introduction speech, you told us that you have your parents here and your sister. Where are your parents though?

Sora: They're in Hokkaido right now. Something came up.

Shizuku: Oh.

Yukina: By the way, is my brother handsome?

[As Shizuku hears that question, it looks like her world stopped for a moment.]

Shizuku: Yeah, he is.

Sora: Hmph. Finally you noticed.

Yukina: Will you fall in love with him?

Shizuku: No. There's no chance that I'll fall with this boob seeking man.

Yukina: Oh, that's hard. But it's true though.

[both of the girls laugh]

(ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL)

Sora: Shizuku, here are the pictures.

Shizuku: [looks at all the pictures] Hmm... Pretty good shots, huh? Are you stalking him too?

Sora: Of course not! So, give me all the informations you gathered.

Shizuku: The truth is... I haven't asked Asuka yet.

Sora: What!?

Shizuku: I can't help it! I packed my things up and went to your house! I was too busy!

Sora: [sigh] Nevermind. You can ask her next time.

Shizuku: [brought out something] I'm gonna insert it here and then...

Sora: What is that?

Shizuku: A love letter.

Sora: So, you have the time to make a love letter but asking Asuka you didn't have any!?

Shizuku: Idiot! I made this a long time ago! B-But, I can't still give it to him.

Sora: Well, you're a first-rate coward. Did you muster your courage now?

Shizuku: Yeah! And on this day, I'll confess my love to Kenichi-kun!

Sora: Isn't a bit too early?

Shizuku: Mind your own business!

Sora: Well, good luck.

[Asuka runs onto them and hits them both at the back. Both of their bags fall in the ground thus some of their books and things have scattered on the ground.]

Sora: [in pain] W-What are you doing? Look, my things have fallen in the ground. {The special package I'm gonna give to my special client! It musn't be dirtied!}

Shizuku: Hey Asuka! Help me pick all of my things!

Asuka: Okie dokie. [picks up a small envelope] What is this?

Shizuku: {Shoot! That's my love letter!} [quickly grabs it back] T-This is my mother's memento to me!

Asuka: Oh. Well, you should keep it at home.

Shizuku: Ahaha.. Ahaha... {I'm almost busted!}

Asuka: Let's hurry or we'll be late!

Sora: O-Oh yeah.

(CLASS 2-C ; 11:00 am)

Shizuku: Hey Nakamura-kun, I inserted the letter into Kenichi-kun's bag.

Sora: Well, great going then. {I already inserted the special envelope to my special client! I'm sure I'll have a lots of money!}

Junichi: Hey Sora!

Sora: Yo. {This is my special client, Ono Junichi. He always ask for nude pictures of some girls in the internet. Well, he's a one big noisy guy but he won't tell the others that he likes porn.}

Junichi: [whispers] "Have you inserted it on my bag?"

Sora: "Yeah. Feel free to check it later."

Junichi: "I'll check it on lunch time. My seat is on the back so no one will see me."

Sora: "Great."

Junichi: [done whispering] So, good day!

(LUNCH TIME)

Sora: Look, Shizuku. Here he comes.

Shizuku: Where? [nervous]

Kenichi: [notices something from his bag] Huh? An envelope?

Shizuku: {Please read it!}

Kenichi: [opens the envelope]

-END OF CHAPTER 2-