Bagels. Bagels. Bagels.

My mom woke me up early this Saturday morning just so I could go walk to the store and buy some stupid bagels. The woman acts like she can't live without those things! Honestly, I don't see what's so great about them, they don't taste that good to me...

A sigh escaped my lips as I continued to walk the vacant sidewalk and I then came to a halt once I reached my destination: the new bagel shop that had just opened up.

Rolling my eyes in annoyance, I walked into the building and told the lady behind the counter what bagels I wanted. She told me to wait a few minutes since they make the bagels homemade and so here I am now, patiently waiting in front of the counter.

Man, why did my mom want so many different kind of bagels? Geez, it makes me wonder if I really was born from that crazy woman...

I glanced around the place to see that not a lot of people were here and that this tiny little bagel shop looked somewhat inviting. The walls were golden yellow, the lights were bright, paintings of bagels were everywhere, and there was displays of all sorts of bagels behind glass windows. White round circular tables were located inside and outside in the front of the building. They even were selling bagel dolls. Wow, this place sure is passionate about bagels.

I then looked behind me to see some random hot guy sitting at a white circular table and a plate of two bagels was placed right in front of him.

It was like my mind had left me for a moment when I saw him; he was utterly stunning.

I was beyond speechless.

He had straight dark brown hair along with bangs covering his eyes somewhat, making him look totally emo and hot. This dude looked really tall and strong as well, his large biceps proving my point. The bagel guy was also wearing a long sleeved black jacket and black pants to boot. He even had a black backpack placed next to the chair that he was sitting on on the floor. Wow, this guy sure loves black.

Out of nowhere, the guy then pulls out a plastic spoon and a...

Jar of mayonnaise?

I stared in disbelief as he scooped up some mayonnaise with his spoon and started to nonchalantly spread it all over his bagels. He we even humming while doing it too!

My eyes twitched in disgust like never before and I think this dude just mentally scarred me for life. Who the heck puts mayonnaise on their bagels?!

When I thought that the weird bagel guy couldn't get any hotter, I abruptly caught of glimpse of him when he turned to look my way and I saw his eyes: they were auburn.

My heart jumped in my chest when our eyes met. His were so beautiful...

Suddenly, the crazy but hot mayonnaise bagel guy glares at me while protectively holding onto his jar of mayo and then he coldly says the unthinkable with his irresistible deep voice.

"Sorry, I'm not sharing."

I stood there berserkly twitching like never before and was beyond disturbed. Does this guy really think that I want to have some of his-

"Hey cutie, I think it's a crime that we haven't met sooner."

I looked to my left to see some tall guy smirking at me and his hand was even placed on my shoulder. For a moment I froze, but then I stepped back and he released his grip on my shoulder.

"Uh..." I muttered awkwardly.

I then turned to my right to see another guy smirking and he put his arm around me.

"Wow, she sure is a catch boss. Why don't we show you a good time at our place, sweet cheeks?"

Disgusted, I scowled. Why do I always get hit on by creeps in the strangest places? I mean, come on! A bagel shop?! They couldn't even wait until I left here first? Ugh.

Before I was about to kick some ass, a white gooey substance had bombarded the guy's face who had his arm around me and he cried out while letting go of me.

It was at that moment that I realized that the white gooey substance was... mayonnaise.

Inwardly gasping, I looked ahead to see that the hot crazy bagel guy was glaring at the two dudes and he was holding up his white plastic spoon while slightly bending it backwards.

My eyes widened. He used the spoon to flung the mayonnaise at them!

The bagel guy was glaring at them so intensely that I actually felt frightened for a moment. He was fuming.

However, even when angry he still looked hot, in fact maybe even hotter...

"Oops I did it again..." the mayonnaise bagel guy mumbled in his hot deep voice.

The creep who got attacked by the hot bagel guy's wrath wiped away some mayonnaise from his face and growled.

"What the hell did you do that for, man?!" he demanded infuriated.

"You were interrupting my most favorite part of the day..." the hot bagel guy serenely stated with slight anger hidden in his voice and he soon stood up from his seat, him looking even more intimidating. "I suggest you leave her alone before things get even more messy... I prefer not to waste my precious mayonnaise on punks like you."

The two creeps growled like dogs. "Why you-"

"Excuse me gentlemen, I'm afraid I'll have to escort you two out now..." said a random bodyguard from behind who was muscular and tall as hell.

The heck?! Who hires body guards for a freaking bagel shop?!

The two didn't even argue as they both gulped and were quickly escorted out of the building.

Everyone in the bagel shop started cheering while I couldn't believe that this craziness was even happening. Is this a dream?

"Excuse me, miss! I finally have your bagels!"

I turned back around to see that the lady from behind the counter had my bag of bagels now and she was smiling all cheerfully at me.

"Oh, thank you..." I mumbled somewhat blankly as I obtained the bag of bagels.

Suddenly, the mayonnaise spoon flinger guy then stood up and put on his black backpack. He walked up to me.

Instantly, I was breathless. He looks even hotter when close up.

"Are you okay...?" he asked me, his beyond alluring deep voice almost causing my ovaries to explode.

I felt myself blushing and gave him a tiny nod. Darn my stupid shyness towards hot men!

"Okay..." he muttered and then the dude randomly walked out of the bagel shop!

I twitched, once again disturbed.

That guy is so weird, I didn't even get a chance to say thank you to him...

The lady from behind the counter laughed. "He's great, isn't he?"

Puzzled, I turned around to face her and asked, "Who is he?"

"Ever since our shop opened up for the first time a month ago, he's been one of our regulars. He comes here everyday in the morning and always orders bagels. He always brings his own plates, plastic spoons, and his jar of mayonnaise. He's quite an odd young man but he brings us great business... Haha!"

"...I see..." I mumbled.

So this guy comes here everyday? I'll probably see him again since my mom is obsessed with bagels too. Ugh.

That guy might be hot, but he sure is weird...

I wonder what his name is though?

Hm...

Author Note: Sucky ending, but oh well! XD this story was my dream that I had this morning!haha! Thanks for reading and tell me your thoughts by commenting, I'll update soon! Thank you (: