Black Knight is from a planet called Strone. Strone is a huge planet with over 2 trillion people living on it. It's round like all of the other planets. The color is gray. And it's 48,385 times bigger than Earth.
Black Knight walked around Strone looking for any type of crime and found nothing for 4 days.
So he walked into a bar and said, "I'd like a drink please."
The bartender, Chelsea Shepard asked, "What type of drink sir?"
Black Knight answered, "Anything will do just fine."
Chelsea said, "OK. We'll give you our best drink we got. It's called Bud Light."
Black Knight smiled and said, "Good enough."
Chelsea went to get the Bud Light and poured it in a glass and slid it down the counter and Black Knight caught it and the beer flew out of the glass and he moved the glass over a little and the liquid went back into the glass and Chelsea asked, "How'd you do that?"
Black Knight answered, "I have no idea. Fast reflexes is what you need."
Chelsea said, "I noticed. You really are fast. And I'm sorry about almost spilling it sir."
Black Knight lifted his mask up a little and started drinking and after he put the glass down, someone grabbed his head and slammed him into the counter and Black Knight let that slide because he knew that it was a bar and Chelsea said, "Please don't start a fight in here."
They said, "We won't ma'am. Not until we get this man a drink."
Black Knight heard that and asked, "Why would you want to buy me a drink?"
They answered, "You have balls not to attack us."
They took their guns out and started shooting at the roof and everyone screamed except for the Black Knight.
Veroslav Pelikan said, "Put all of your wallets on the tables."
Everyone started putting them on the tables and Black Knight just sat there and Chad Jenkins said, "That means you too brat."
Black Knight heard that and Chelsea asked, "What are you waiting for?"
Black Knight answered, "It seems that I came to the right place for what I've been looking for."
She heard that and Chad asked, "What would that be?"
Black Knight stood up and turned toward them and Veroslav said, "Impossible. I heard that you went to a completely different Dimension."
Black Knight said, "Nope. I've been on Strone for years. Waiting for my opportunity to become a hero for once. But when I woke up 5 months ago, I was in this black gear. I'm going to search the universe till I find that man that made me forget who I am. And I'm going to put him in jail."
Chad laughed and said, "You really think that you'll get past us alive."
Black Knight answered, "That depends on who's asking."
Veroslav heard that and said, "You really have balls man."
Black Knight asked, "What makes you say that?"
Chad answered, "You're talking back to a man with a gun. And you're defenseless."
Everyone said, "Hand over your wallet already. These guys will kill you."
Black Knight heard that and said, "Then let them kill me. I'm not handing them my wallet."
Chad heard that and asked, "Does he have a death wish or something?"
Veroslav answered, "I think that he does. He's been defying us for a while now."
Black Knight asked, "Who is defying who? You've been sucking each other's cocks your entire life."
Chad heard that and asked, "What are you talking about?"
Veroslav asked himself, "How the hell did he know that?"
Black Knight answered, "I know that because of my human intelligence. You can kill me whenever you like. But I'll be a very liable asset to your escape."
Chad heard that and Veroslav said, "He has a point."
The owner of the bar, Oscar Hickman called the police and the police said, "This is Officer Orville Cook, how may I help you?"
Oscar answered, "I'm at the bar called Felix Hostess. 2 gunsman appeared shooting up the place. Help us please. And there's a man buying as much time to keep the others alive. Please hurry."
Orville said, "Don't worry about a thing sir. Just let that man continue buying time. We're not that far away."
Oscar said, "Thank you."
They hung up and Oscar hid underneath his desk and Orville said, "All units, we just got a report from the owner of the bar called Felix Hostess. 2 gunsman appeared and started shooting up the place. Get there immediately. 1 man is buying us time to get there."
The officers said, "Yessir."
Everyone got to their cars and drove off to the bar and Chad asked, "How much do we want for all of the hostages?"
Veroslav answered, "2 million dollars for the hostages and we're going to need a helicopter on the roof of the bar."
Black Knight said, "As soon as the police get here, what are you going to tell them?"
Chad answered, "We aren't going out there, you are."
Veroslav said, "Good idea."
Black Knight laughed and said, "You're trying to get me shot."
Veroslav answered, "If that's what it takes, then yes."
Black Knight said, "OK. I like that. Criminals really are amazing."
Lindsay Burt asked, "What makes you think that? Are you suicidal or something?"
Black Knight answered, "Nope. I just like the way they think."
Lindsay said, "You really are an idiot."
Black Knight smiled and said, "I see. I know that I am."
The police sirens appeared outside and Chad shoved him to the door and Black Knight said, "You gotta be kidding me."
Chad opened the door and shoved him out there and said, "Have fun now."
Orville yelled, "What do you want for the hostages inside?"
Black Knight answered, "They want 2 million dollars for the hostages and a helicopter for their escape."
Orville said, "You're not one of the gunsman."
Black Knight answered, "Nope. I'm only a traveler looking for the man that made me forget about my entire past."
Officer Chiyuki Kikuchi said, "He doesn't have any weapons on him."
Orville said, "OK. We'll get the money. Are you the man that the owner told us about? You're the one trying to keep everyone alive."
Black Knight answered, "Yep. I'll have to go back inside now."
They nodded and Black Knight walked in and said, "They'll get the money and helicopter. It'll be on the roof soon."
Veroslav asked, "Are you sure?"
Black Knight answered, "Yes I am. Do you not believe in the police's word? Or do you not believe me?"
Chad answered, "Both."
Black Knight laughed and said, "Good enough."
2: The Wait For the Money and HelicopterBlack Knight walked in and said, "They'll get the money and helicopter. It'll be on the roof soon."
Veroslav asked, "Are you sure?"
Black Knight answered, "Yes I am. Do you not believe in the police's word? Or do you not believe me?"
Chad answered, "Both."
Black Knight laughed and said, "Good enough."
Chad heard that and said, "Have a seat man."
Black Knight said, "I need another drink."
Chelsea looked at them and Chad said, "If the man asked for a drink, get him a drink."
Chelsea stood up and started walking to the counter and started pouring a drink and Veroslav asked, "What makes you fight crime knight?"
Black Knight answered, "It's a good thing for the world. Maybe even the universe."
Chad laughed and said, "The universe doesn't need a hero. Earth needs a hero. That's all I know. That place has been getting destroyed slowly."
Black Knight asked, "Is that so? Then you don't know the universe then. I've caught countless criminals all over the universe and I still have them hiding somewhere."
They heard that and said, "You're lying as usual."
Black Knight heard that and his eyes turned blue and Chelsea put the drink in front of him and Black Knight lifted the mask up a little and started drinking it and Chelsea stared at him and asked, "Why are your eyes blue?"
Black Knight heard that and answered, "I don't know. But that really is a good question."
Blanche Herman asked, "Why is he so calm about this situation?"
Black Knight stood up and looked out of the window and Chad asked, "What do you see?"
Black Knight answered, "The police waiting to barge in."
Veroslav heard that and aimed his gun at him and said, "Interesting little brat. You really did lie to us about the money."
Orville took the microphone and said, "We got the 2 million dollars on the roof of the building. The helicopter is up there as well. Now let the prisoners go."
Chad heard that and said, "That was long enough. Let them go."
Black Knight opened the door and said, "Let's go everyone."
Everyone ran out of the building and Orville smiled and said, "That man really is amazing."
Black Knight put 1 foot out and then Veroslav laughed and Chad grabbed him and the door slammed slammed shut and Orville saw that and said, "Break in immediately."
The officers ran into the door and busted it down and Black Knight was running up the stairs with them and Officer Utzuki Araya said, "The man in black is working with them."
Orville smiled and said, "As soon as they get to the roof, shoot them down."
The pilot, Officer Osami Okuma heard that and said, "Yessir."
They appeared on the roof and the officers aimed at them and Chad shot at him and Black Knight appeared in front of the bullets and Osami saw that and said, "He saved me."
Orville asked, "Who did?"
Osami answered, "The man in black."
Chad saw that and said, "You just made a big mistake Black Knight."
Black Knight smiled and looked at them and walked toward them and they started shooting at him and Black Knight fell backwards and Osami said, "Oh shit."
Chad and Veroslav ran toward them and Black Knight grabbed their legs and pulled them back and the guns fell out of their hands and they hit the ground and Black Knight stood up and shook his head and asked, "Is the money in the briefcase?"
Osami answered, "Nope. Just as planned sir."
Black Knight smiled and said, "Good."
Chad grinned and took his sword out and swung it at Black Knight and Black Knight ducked and hit him gut and he fell down and Black Knight took cuffs out and put them on Chad and Veroslav and said, "Well officer, I have to thank you for making them fall for it."
Osami asked, "Where is the real 2 million though?"
Orville answered, "In the bank."
Veroslav said, "You gotta be kidding me. We fell for your trap."
Black Knight asked, "Do you mind if I take the prisoners?"
Osami asked, "Do you mind if the black figure takes the prisoners?"
Orville asked, "Where is he taking them?"
Black Knight snapped his fingers and Babylon appeared and said, "Look up."
The sun disappeared and everyone looked up and saw the bigass ship and said, "It's the Babylon. Why is it here?"
Black Knight answered, "I own it. I have my people working inside keeping all of the prisoners in check. It's up to you if you want me to take them or not."
Orville smiled and said, "They're in good hands. You may have them black man."
Black Knight said, "It's Black Knight. I'm not black. I'm actually white underneath this gear."
A light appeared on the prisoners and Black Knight walked into the light and waited to disappear.
So, Black Knight said, "Thank you for playing along with my plan officers. It worked just as planned."
Chad said, "You planned on getting shot to death."
Black Knight answered, "That's the job of the hero guys. Die for their people."
Veroslav smiled and said, "You truly are a superhero. And this universe needs people like you."
Osami said, "No problem sir. Have fun."
Orville said, "I hope that we meet again Black Knight."
Black Knight said, "We probably will."
They disappeared and appeared in the Prisoners Bay and Guard Rebecca Osborn said, "Welcome back sir."
Black Knight said, "Thank you. 2 more prisoners to add to our collection."
Rebecca said, "OK. Write down your names please. But if you do write down a fake name, we'll know because we use a DNA Test that tells us who you are."
They heard that and grinned and Black Knight said, "We're not dumb guys. We had plenty of people write fake names. So I advised them to get the DNA Test thingy majigger so we know exactly who we have. So if we lose any criminals, we know who to go after."
Rebecca said, "You remember the prisoner that had no name."
Black Knight answered, "Prisoner #6-3-5-2-4-8, what about him?"
Rebecca answered, "He's missing from his cell."
Black Knight said, "I bet that he's on Earth by now."
Rebecca heard that and said, "You have a point."
Chad wrote down, "Chad Jenkins."
And Veroslav wrote down, "Veroslav Pelikan."
As soon as they did that, Rebecca opened up the door to enter the Prisoners Bay and they walked in and all of the prisoners stared at Black Knight and said, "It's the warden."
Black Knight stared at everyone and then opened up Prisoner #6-3-5-2-4-8's cell door and said, "Here you go. This is your cell."
Chad asked, "Are you sure?"
Black Knight answered, "Yes I am. Tomorrow morning, we're playing football everyone."
Everyone started cheering and Agent Galactic Knuckles asked, "Who are we up against?"
Black Knight answered, "We're up against Devastator Prison. Led by Neon Mask."
Everyone heard that and Chad said, "You can't be serious. Do you always make football games?"
Everyone answered, "Yes. It's guards vs. their criminals and then us vs. their guards. We can't wait."
Black Knight said, "If you don't like it, then just watch us play, right everyone."
Everyone started cheering and Black Knight shoved them into their cell and locked it up and then the cuffs disappeared and Black Knight said, "At 1 o'clock, we'll start practice everyone."
Everyone smiled and said, "Yessir."
Veroslav stared at him and Black Knight said, "I think that you should play. You get to beat the shit out of the guards of your opponent."
Rebecca said, "We're undefeated for 5 months."
Chad said, "That doesn't mean shit."
Black Knight said, "Act like a criminal. They all do. You 2 are damn wimps."
Necrotic Ninja heard that and said, "Damn, he's calling you out."
Veroslav said, "Man, you really have balls."
Black Knight said, "And you 2 don't have any."
Everyone heard that and Chad said, "You can't talk to us like that."
Black Knight grabbed Chad and Veroslav and said, "This is my prison, I can do whatever I want. You either play football, or you rot in this cell for the rest of your life. Right Bane Jensen."
Bane said, "Yep. It's really depressing. So the next game, I decided to play. And it was a lot of fun."
Black Knight said, "Not only that, but after you cons defeat the guards, you get to attack the other cons and we guards get to attack the other guards. So think about it. We'll give you 2 till 1 o'clock. I guarantee you that it'll be fun. If you get injured, don't worry about a thing, the doctor is amazing. Your injuries will be healed in 5 seconds."
Black Knight walked away and Big Mamba said, "I get to tackle the quarterback today."
Black Knight heard that and said, "Today, do whatever you need to to get ready for the game tomorrow."
The cells opened and everyone ran to the cafeteria and Rebecca asked, "Where are we headed?"
Black Knight answered, "The football field. It's in the galaxy somewhere."
Rebecca said, "OK."
Babylon flew toward the football field.
3: Lunch is Amazing TodayThe cells opened and everyone ran to the cafeteria and Rebecca asked, "Where are we headed?"
Black Knight answered, "The football field. It's in the galaxy somewhere."
Rebecca said, "OK."
The Babylon took off to the football field and everyone started eating and Black Knight walked to the cafeteria and everyone started cheering and Black Knight smiled and took off his mask and lifted it up and put it on the tray and then Rebecca said, "I'll take your mask sir."
Black Knight heard that and said, "Thank you."
He handed her the mask and said, "There you go."
Chef Masato Nakanishi put the food on the tray and said, "I hear that there's a big game tomorrow."
Black Knight said, "Yep. We're up against Devastator. Led by Neon Mask."
Masato said, "She's quite the badass."
Black Knight said, "Yes she is."
Masato put the food on his tray and said, "Have a seat anywhere you want."
He walks over to Shane Ellis and asked, "Is the seat next to you taken Shane?"
Shane answered, "No sir. Have a seat. I wanted to talk to about this game anyway."
Black Knight asked, "What about it?"
Shane answered, "Devastator is a really powerful prison. It's probably the most powerful out of all of them. How are we going to deal with them?"
Black Knight heard that and answered, "Let me handle that Shane. I wonder what position Neon Mask is in. I want to destroy her."
Shane smiled and said, "That's our boss."
Saemon Konya asked, "Do we all have a part tomorrow?"
Black Knight answered, "Yes we do."
Veroslav stared at Black Knight and Chad appeared and grabbed his head and slammed his head into his food and everyone saw that and Veroslav laughed and Rebecca walked over to Black Knight and asked, "Are you ok sir?"
Necrotic Ninja stood up and walked over to Black Knight and lifted his head up and Black Knight said, "Man, you got the nerve to do that. I was really hoping to eat before we practiced man. Maybe I should let you rot in your cell for an entire day without food."
Everyone heard that and Necrotic Ninja said, "Sir, would you like for me to get you a napkin?"
Black Knight answered, "Yeah. Please do."
Masato made another tray for him and walked it over to him and said, "Here you go sir."
Black Knight said, "You didn't have to."
Masato said, "Yes I did. You know that football players need to eat before a game right. Like what happened last week, Guard Gilbert Colbert threw up all over the field because he didn't eat before the game. Food is important when it comes to football."
Gilbert said, "That was not my fault sir. We ran out of food."
Masato said, "That is true too."
Black Knight took the tray and handed him the other tray and said, "Well then, I have to thank you then. And Gilbert, get some food before it runs out. We don't need you throwing up on the field now."
Everyone started laughing and then Gilbert said, "Shut up."
Black Knight started eating and then everyone ate with him and Veroslav and Chad sat alone and whispered, "What are we going to do? Kill Black Knight before he finds out who he really is."
Masato said, "Boss, I have a request."
Everyone heard that and Black Knight asked, "What's the request?"
Masato answered, "I get to tackle the shit out of those 2."
Everyone stared at them and Big Mamba said, "Eh, I like that idea."
Bane said, "Kill them."
Ichiko Morine said, "Annihilate them."
Masato asked, "What do you say?"
Black Knight said, "Come down here."
Masato did and Black Knight put his head by his ear and whispered, "Kill them."
Masato smiled and lifted his head and everyone started cheering and Veroslav said, "Well, this is where Black Knight dies. Do you agree with me Chad?"
Chad answered, "Yep. I can't wait to see him scream like a bitch."
False Falcon said, "Sir, it seems that those 2 are talking shit. About killing you."
Black Knight stood up and everyone saw that and his tray was empty and Black Knight grabbed his mask and walked out of the cafeteria and walked to the weight room and Rebecca saw him in there and asked, "What are you doing sir?"
Black Knight answered, "Tell Masato to leave me one of them. I'm pissed right now. Or we could tag team on both of them. I'm tired of them talking shit."
Rebecca heard that and said, "Yessir."
Rebecca walked to the cafeteria and put her head next to Masato's ear and whispered, "Leave the boss one or tag team them both."
Masato heard that and said, "Tag team them both. Is he really that pissed?"
Rebecca nodded and everyone heard that and asked, "What have they done?"
Black Knight was lifting till the spaceship landed and Rebecca said, "He agreed with tag team on them."
Black Knight smiled and Rebecca said, "The ship has landed as well."
Black Knight curled 525 pounds with one arm 5 more times and then dropped them both and said, "OK. Get everyone suited up."
Rebecca smiled and pointed outside and Black Knight walked out and saw them dressed and ready for practice and said, "Amazing. You got them all ready for me."
Everyone yelled, "Get dressed. We'll be waiting for you."
Everyone said, "OK. Go."
Black Knight walked to the changing room and started changing into his jersey and his football clothes and then ran outside and said, "Ladies and gentlemen. We have made 2 new recruits. Let's welcome them to our team by letting them be wide receivers for the cons. Just for today and tomorrow that is."
Nathan and Shawn Whitfield heard that and said, "Sure thing. They are more welcome to have them."
Black Knight said, "OK. Let's run to the end zone."
Everyone said, "Yessir."
They started running and Rebecca got changed and then followed behind them and said, "This really is going to be fun you know."
Black Knight saw her suited up and said, "Yes it is. But don't forget that I promised Big Mamba that he could tackle the quarterback."
Rebecca said, "I remember."
Black Knight said, "Good. Let's go."
They got to the football field and Black Knight said, "Guards over there on the left side and Cons on the right side."
They ran and then stopped on the line and yelled, "Cons captain, call out the stretches to everyone. I'll be the guards captain."
Zanita Luna said, "Yessir."
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