A group of people go to school but different schools. There are 26 members in the group Assassination Squad. But the leader of the group is a teacher that goes to the same school as 1 of the 26 members. The 26 kids are from different nationalities. China, Japan, US, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Mexico, France, Germany, Russia, Poland, Turkey, Switzerland, Greenland, Puerto Rico, UK, Algeria, Dominica, Israel, North and South Korea, Laos, New Zealand, Spain, Zimbabwe and Venezuela. But the teacher is from Ukraine.
After the 3rd day of school for everyone, Madoka Onodera from Japan asked, "Why do I have a feeling that I'm not wanted in this group?"
Thomas Ashley from the US answered, "Because you have less balls than us Madoka."
Huifen Chéng from China said, "She was 1 of the chosen 1's, so she must have balls Thomas."
Thomas said, "You always have to ruin the moment Huifen. You're a total asshole."
David Levy from Israel said, "I agree with Thomas on this 1. You just killed his vibe."
Huifen said, "Yeah, and I really don't give a damn what I did."
David asked, "Would you like to say that 1 more time?"
Huifen answered, "Sure, why not. Yeah, and I really don't give a damn what I did, bitch."
Everyone started laughing and David grinned and the teacher, Julia Barabash from Ukraine walked into the room and asked, "What is going on in here?"
David answered, "She's talking shit again."
Huifen laughed and said, "You started it."
Thomas said, "Shut up and get a damn life guys. We came here for a job and we were all chosen by this pretty lady here."
Julia punched him and asked, "Who is a pretty lady?"
Thomas answered, "A pretty young lady."
Julia smiled and grabbed his head and said, "Say that 1 more time idiot."
Thomas said, "I'm not sorry for saying it. You might be the prettiest girl that I've ever met in my life."
Julia started blushing and then slammed him into the ground and Viktor Makarov from Russia said, "She really is cute when she blushes though."
Thomas said, "See, I'm not the only 1."
Julia said, "Get up, the 2 of us need to talk."
Thomas said, "Yes ma'am."
Absalon Peterson from Greenland said, "Good luck with that man."
Julia said, "Shut up and wait."
Huifen and David said, "Oh shit. She said fuck you man."
Thomas said, "Damn, now you 2 are on the same side."
Julia said, "You have a point."
Maria Silva from Brazil said, "You 2 really do get along together."
David stared at Maria and asked, "Who the hell do you think I am?"
Thomas answered, "A bitch that starts trouble with everyone."
David said, "Now you want to start with me after I agreed with you."
Thomas said, "I was wrong. I disagree with you. How about you get yourself a damn boyfriend. Then come slap me around like your little bitch."
Maria said, "Damn, shots fired man."
Julia started laughing and David said, "OK. I'll get 1."
Everyone heard that and Absalon ran to the garbage and started throwing up and Julia said, "He's going to get himself a boyfriend."
Thomas said, "Please don't do that. You'll make us all throw up. Just like what happened in Grown Ups 2. The man kissed the damn dog and the other gay guy barfed a lot."
Julia said, "I remember that. That was the best part of the movie."
Thomas said, "Hell no. The best part of Grown Ups 2 is the entire fight seen."
David said, "Thomas has a point ma'am. But damn she fine."
Thomas heard that and Julia asked, "Who were you talking to?"
David pointed at Madoka and Julia asked, "Are you sure because I'm 100% sure that you were looking at me when you said it?"
David stared at Thomas and said, "Help me Thomas."
Thomas asked, "Why should I? You said that you were going to get a boyfriend."
David heard that and yelled, "What? You're putting words in my mouth bastard."
He ran at Thomas and Thomas stared at him and said to himself, "Mind Control."
Thomas opened his eyes wide and David stopped and said, "Huh."
Thomas made him punch himself in the face and Julia said, "Damn. What the hell did you do?"
Thomas stopped and answered, "My specialty is Mind Control. I can manipulate a person's body by just staring into there eyes. It's that simple. So I don't have to get my hands dirty, unless shit goes down without me knowing it. Then I got a surprise up my sleeves."
Elizabeth Gomez from Mexico said, "He doesn't look so good Thomas."
Thomas said, "And, I don't give a damn what happened to him. He tried attacking me. So I literally put that man to sleep."
Elizabeth walked to David and asked, "Are you awake man?"
David didn't answer and Julia asked, "Is he dead?"
Thomas answered, "Nope. Not at all. If I wanted him dead, I would have used his sword to kill him already."
Thomas walked over to him and poked his head and he fell easily and Thomas said, "See, he's just asleep."
Julia said, "OK. Let's go Thomas. It's time for our little chat."
Absalon finally stopped throwing up and said, "A lot of shots fired today."
Elizabeth said, "You're right about that."
Madoka said, "I never knew that people could hate each other as much as you guys hate each other."
Huifen said, "You'll get used to it. We'll be seeing you like everyday now. So welcome to the Assassination Squad."
Zeynep Kaya from Turkey said, "We're a full count of 27 people. You are the 27th member. Julia is the first. The 1 Thomas always hits on."
Madoka said, "The girl that slammed him into the ground."
They nodded and said, "Yep. She's the 1."
Jack Cole from UK said, "Not only is she the boss, she's the best looking girl in the world."
Julia heard that and Thomas grabbed her and they walked into the office and Thomas smiled and whispered, "Turn the tv on."
Daya Ryder from Zombabwe did and said, "OK. Continue what you were doing."
Thomas closed the door and Julia said, "Now let's talk Thomas."
Thomas said, "Let's do."
Julia said, "I choose you for a reason and 1 reason only."
Thomas asked, "Why is that?"
Julia answered, "Your beauty. You are handsome you know."
Everyone heard that and said, "My boy."
Thomas said, "You think that I'm handsome and you are a teacher."
Julia said, "Yep. But I'm only 16 years old."
Everyone heard that and yelled, "What?"
Julia asked, "Are you ok Thomas?"
Thomas's jaw dropped along with everyone elses and Julia said, "I forged some papers so I could be a teacher."
Thomas closed his mouth and said, "OK. How may I help you then Julia?"
Julia asked, "What do you think of me as a woman?"
Thomas answered, "You are pretty girl. A girl that shouldn't be a teacher. A girl that I would date. A good personality. And why am I here?"
Julia smiled and kissed him and Olivia Shaw from New Zealand said, "Damn, get it Thomas."
Madoka said, "Nice."
Thomas smiled in his head and Julia backed away and asked, "How'd it feel Thomas?"
Thomas answered, "Not that bad. I've been wanting to do that for a while now."
They said, "Don't admit it idiot."
Julia said, "You did eh."
Thomas said, "I have no regrets."
Julia said, "OK."
Julia walked to the table and asked, "What have you been doing till now?"
Thomas answered, "Standing here."
Elizabeth said, "She knows about the camera."
Julia asked, "What is right here?"
Thomas answered, "A camera."
Julia heard that and grabbed it and squashed it with her bare hands and grabbed Thomas and said, "That really pissed me off man. But I'm used to it by now. You've been watching me for how long."
Thomas answered, "Since you started this thing."
Julia said, "I should slam your ass into the ground right now, but I won't. But promise me 1 thing."
Thomas heard that and asked, "What is it Julia?"
Julia answered, "When this is all over, promise me that you'll be alive and marry me."
Thomas heard that and said, "OK Julia. You finally gained balls for once."
Ki Lee from South Korea said, "He's insane. She doesn't even know that we're watching this."
Julia smiled and said, "Thank you Thomas."
Thomas smiled and said, "No problem. We both love each other."
Emily White from Canada said, "He's showing off. But I love it."
David said, "You can't love it. Thomas will kick your damn ass."
Everyone laughed and Rocio Garcia from Argentina said, "Thomas wouldn't do that. He would just fall in love with all of the women here right now."
Thomas asked, "When do we start killing people?"
Madoka said, "Shut up. They're speaking again."
Julia answered, "Today, everyone has a different job."
Thomas said, "That's good to know."
Carla Calvet from France said, "We all have different jobs. Nice."
Julia said, "But, you'll be partnered up with the newbie. Got it."
Thomas said, "Yes ma'am. I can handle that. I am your best man after all."
Chiara Baer from Germany said, "Yes he is. He's a damn monster."
Emilia Janosik from Poland said, "You're 1 lucky woman Madoka. You get to be with him. Everyone else wishes that. But we're not newbies."
Madoka said, "Interesting. I get to have fun with him eh."
Nina Bixel from Switzerland said, "Don't put it like that. You'll just make us women jealous. Even though we already are because you get to be with him all by yourself."
Carmen Alvarez from Puerto Rico asked, "Why does it get to be her? But I also feel happy for her. I don't know why though."
Mina Kateb from Algeria said, "Well, she gets to see him in his gear. His gear is pretty badass."
Madoka asked, "What does it look like?"
Gaby Guzman from Dominica answered, "It's huge, weighs 459 pounds. It looks like a dragon on steroids. But he's not on steroids though. It's so amazing."
Hae Bang from North Korea said, "That suit is indestructible. Trust me. No bullet gets to him. We tried."
Edena Chanthavong from Laos said, "That gear is made from the US. He's also American. Everyone here right now is from a different country. But that gear that Thomas wears is only used by him because he can carry all that weight around. And no one else could."
Valeria Abel from Spain said, "His suit is a monster of destruction. But our magic is amazing. Every time we get stronger, we gain a new skill. It's pretty damn cool."
Sage Armas from Venezuela said, "That suits been with him ever since he was born. It was waiting for him when he gotten older. And we're only high school students ready to kick ass."
Madoka said, "So his suit is all hardcore."
David said, "Yep. But if you could put up with all of his shit, then that'll be a miracle."
Julia said, "OK. Let's let the fun begin, shall we Thomas."
Thomas said, "Sure thing."
Julia walked to the door and Thomas put his hand to his throat and moved it across his neck and Edena said, "Turn the tv off. They're coming out."
They did and Julia opened the door and they walked out and David said, "You really are amazing Thomas."
Thomas asked, "What are you talking about David?"
David answered, "You get along with the women a little too well."
Thomas asked, "What do you mean by that?"
David answered, "They all love you Thomas."
Thomas heard that and Julia said, "He gets that a lot. Even in the school that he goes to, the women love him."
Viktor asked, "How do you know that ma'am?"
Julia answered, "Because I'm his teacher."
They heard that and said, "I'm sorry. I didn't know that."
Julia said, "No problem. Let's begin."
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