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Lianne Seller Joined: August 9, 2013
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Donna Atmur Joined: August 10, 2013
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Paige Cook Joined: August 12, 2013
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Non Sequitur Joined: August 11, 2013
I'm someone who loves to read & write. I'll probably just post reviews on this site. If you want to read something I wrote, check out my Fictionpress account, 7 Phoenix Wings.
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Celia Proctor Joined: August 12, 2013
I love to write. Either short stories or screenplays. I might write books based on the screenplays I am writing or have wrote.
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Susie Kofuji Joined: August 12, 2013
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Anthony Matarazzo Joined: August 12, 2013
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Lizzy thompson Joined: August 9, 2013
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Sally Sparrow Joined: August 11, 2013
Ah, hello my friends! Here I am, an epic ginger, on the quest to write equally epic stories! Equipped with my undeniably awesome knowledge of fantasy worlds (particularly Middle Earth), fantasy novels, and nothing to do over the summer, I am here to publish the result of my plot bunnies :D Would you like to know a bit more about me? Maybe you do, so I might as well continue. I live in the endless prairies of Manitoba, Canada, where winter is absolutely frigid and summer weather tends to fluctuate. In fact, I believe it is supposed to rain today. ANYWAYS! I enjoy reading fantasy novels, and cannot get enough of them. Favourites include: Lord of the Rings (And anything involving J.R.R Tolkien), Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Deverry Cycle, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Eragon, and many, many other things. Normally, I can be found singing, or practicing guitar, or doing really anything that involves music. Especially listening to it. Lately I have been in love with Coldplay, but some other favorites are Radiohead, The Beatles, Of Monsters and Men, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley (and other Reggae artists), LotR Soundtrack Music, and lots of other stuff. The outdoors are my inspiration, and I would gladly spend hours playing grounders or biking around in the sunlight with friends. Oh, and cooking is a favorite hobby is mine. So yeah, I do hope you enjoy my works! The Masks That We Wear This is going quite well, and I am hoping that I will actually finish a novel for once! The plot bunnies seem to be reproducing, which is always wonderful... And now I have all of summer to work on it! Aederwynn My need for writing a fantasy novel is growing, and I have been getting way to many ideas for this little guy. Aederwynn is a world I created about a year ago, with Steampunk Elves, dragons, humans, the whole hullabaloo, and wars between the entire world... I am quite excited that I may have a story to go along with it! It involves time travelling with mirrors, and I have actually figured out how that will work. Stay tuned about this one, for I may start writing and publishing it. The Mystery of Mondrogen Manor Ah, this little one is based off of The Secret Garden, one of my absolute favorite novels/movies! I have a few chapters punched out, but I am not too sure if it will be continued... Stay tuned folks, for this magical adventure may be published. Maybe.
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Taylor Watson Joined: August 11, 2013
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Kathryne or Klio Kelly Joined: August 10, 2013
Forgive me for anything relating to FanFiction or FictionPress as I am copying my profile from there. ஜ - Yello! This is KK here and here's a little it about me! - ஜ I'm going to make one thing clear. I HATE it how people on FanFiction just stop by one of my (or someone else's) stories, favorite it or alert it, and never take the time to review! It's rude and inconsiderate, not to mention it makes the author look bad! PLEASE take the time to review on my stories. You have no idea how much they make my day. Even just an "update soon" makes me happy, just tell me what you like or think about the story! Seriously, would it KILL you just to leave one? I need all the help I can get here. Thank you. On another note, I would like to take a moment to express gratitude for all the reviewers that do take time to review my stories. It means more than you'll ever know, and I wish I could respond to all of them. I appreciate them all, so thank you all very much! Contents: About me C/P stuff Weird Quizzes Random Other Stuff My Views URLs (HoH cover on bottom!!!) About Me REAL ME: Name: Klio K. I'm not that scared about putting my name here, because a) I don't think anyone's going to stalk me down and kill me b/c I put my name on here, and b) I mean, how many Klios are there in this world? Like , millions? (Well, probably not, but...) So i'm not that worried about someone finding out who I am b/c of my first name. Now, if it was something like Wulfrythfth, then i'd totally make up a pseudonym, and c) how do you know that i'm not just making it up???? *mwa ha ha!!!* Writers name: KurlyCrazyKat Nicknames: KK, CrazyDog, Kitty, Sadie, Stacie, Sarah, Jordan, Dude, Weirdo, Freak, Dork, etc... Writers names in the past: KurlyKrazyKat; don't ask why it was changed Eyes: Dark brown to hazel (I need glasses to see far away) Hair: Dark brown (mid-back length) Age: 14 and a bit( :D ) Build: tallish Personality: kind of (rarely) serious,kind of hyper and a little secretive, aand slightly mysterious :P (REALLY RANDOM and Weird) Favourite possession: My books , My pens and pencils, My notebooks, my music Pet: Two cats, Creamsicle and Mocha Hobbies: Reading, drawing, using internet, writing, singing... Talents: Art, Reading (is that a talent? oh well), Writing, painting... Gender: girl (:P) Best friend: Pinkiepie0706 and her sister Mads Extra info: Loves to eat, is a Bookworm :p Favourite food: anything delicious!!!! fav singers: Taylor swift, Superchick, Barlowgirl, Matthew West, Britt Nicole, Evanescence, Skillet, Fireflight, Flyleaf, The Fray ...(more ...) Fav. books (not in order/some are left out) : 1. Percy Jackson & the Olympians & Heroes of Olympus 2. Kane Chronicles 3. Nancy Drew 4.all my online books (:D) 5. Maximum Ride 6. 39 Clues WAY WAY more... PEN ME(the inner moi): Name: Thalia Elizabeth Kelly Nicknames: All of the others Eyes: stormy grey [can change at will] Hair: curly, jet black, long [can make it short or long at will (plus change d color)] Age: 14 [can change at will] Build: Tall , Thin ,fit , Cute[can change at will] Personality: hyper, coolish/weird, funny, nice, caring and just plain awesome (can be random sometimes) [not selfish or vain /always helps others ] Favourite possession: same as real plus a wand and staff (:P) pet: a silver and black lion with Caspian Sea Green eyes Hobbies: reading, drawing, magic, singing, so on... Talents: Egyptian magic and stuff, singing, drawing [she has many amazing powers and abilitys and is very good at most things she tries] Gender: girl(:P) Best Friend: all book people [check fav books] Percy Jackson, Nico Di'Angelo, Annabeth Chase, Maximum Ride, Fang, Nudge, Amy, Dan, Sadie, Carter, Anubis, Walt etc... Extra Info: is very random and loves to eat !!!(can travel inside books and visit the people in them) Favourite Food:Cake, Ice-Cream, Chocolate (Anything that tastes amazing!!) Favorite Color(s): Deep violet and lime green Favorite Band(s) and/or Singer(s): Barlowgirl, Superchick, Evanescence, Owl City, Britt Nicole, Jamie Grace, Toby Mac, Matthew West etc... Favorite Song(s): BROKEN GIRL - Matthew West, Absolutely any Barlowgirl song, Crawl - Superchick, My Immortal, Tourniquet, Bring me to life - Evanescence, Fireflies - Owl City, Need You Now - Plumb, and to many others to fit on this page! Favorite Animal(s): Tigers & Lions & Cats OH MY! Actual Friends on Fanfiction: Morganluvsya, (you need to check out her story if you like teenage weirdness... no SERIOUSLY, check it out, What Happened On Vacation) and pinkiepie0706, (Yup, hers to, especially if you like Daughter Of Power, this one's called Life of Lilli) Friends that I met on Fanfiction: ILikePie99, HpHgPj, Mice-are-Nice Favorite Movie(s): Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Hugo, Legend of the Guardians, Avengers, Any Comic Book Movie, Les Miserables, Jack the Giant Slayer OTPs: Percy & Annabeth - PJO, Jake & Amy - 39 Clues, Sam & Astrid - GONE, Sadie & Anubis, Sadie & Walt - Kane Chronicles, Max & Fang, Iggy & Ella - Max Ride Favorite Books: Rain is Not My Indian Name, True... Sort of, PJO Series, Max Ride Series, 39 Clues Series, Gone Series, Kane Chronicles Series, Theodosa Throckmorton Series, Shadow Children Series, The Missing Series, Do I have a crush on anybody: Yes (two people actually, is that bad?) What is his name: Not telling... ஜ I draw manga characters, only my own, or people from books. I have been told that I read too much and I beg to differ. Okay, maybe they're right about that part, if my head isn't in a book, then it is usually off somewhere that no one else would ever, i repeat EVER, want to go. It wouldn't make sense to anyone else, it is fill with complete craziness. I have some amazing friends, Emme, (LOL MB!) Morganluvsya, (Awesome story Morgan!), Mads, Betty, (LONG STORY! :D) and a lot of other people! ஜ I’m that girl. The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors [I dream about both] while everyone else is dreaming about their wedding day. The girl that people look through when I say something. The girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. The girl that people call weird either behind my back or to my face. The girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. The girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Greek and Egyptian mythology, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things. I found this on VirtualViola03's profile and loved it! It completely explains what I try to explain to people. A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students: "Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" "Yes, sir," the student says. "So you believe in God?" "Absolutely." "Is God good?" "Sure! God's good." "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" "Yes." Now the professor asks, "Are you good or evil?" "The Bible says I'm evil," replies the student. The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?" "Yes, sir, I would." "So you're good…!" "I wouldn't say that." "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't." The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?" The student remains silent. "No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. "Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?" "Er… yes," the student says. "Is Satan good?" The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No." "Then where does Satan come from?" The student falters. "From God," he answers after a few moments. "That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?" "Yes, sir." "Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?" "Yes." "So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil." Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?" The student squirms on his feet. "Yes." "So who created them?" The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?" The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do." The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?" "No, sir. I've never seen Him." "Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?" "No, sir, I have not." "Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?" "No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't." "Yet you still believe in him?" "Yes." "According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?" "Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith." "Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith." The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?" "Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat." "And is there such a thing as cold?" "Yes, son, there's cold too." "No, sir, there isn't." The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest, minus 458 degrees. "Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it." Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer. "What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?" "Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?" "You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. "In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?" The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?" "Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed." The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?" "You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. "Sir, science can't explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. "Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?" "If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do." "Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?" The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed. "Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?" The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. "To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean." The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter. "Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir." "So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?" Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith." "Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?" Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil." To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light." The professor sat down. 1) Have you ever been asked out? No 2) Where did you get your default picture? Google Images 3) What's your middle name? Elizabeth 4) Your current relationship status? Single, I'm flipping 13!!! 5) Does your crush like you back? No clue 6) What is your current mood? Food 7) What colour of underwear are you wearing? White 8) What colour shirt are you wearing? Teal, Hello Kitty (DON'T JUDGE!!!) 9) Are you missing something in life? Sharpies 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Breaking my phone 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? A Pure White Lion with Sapphire Blue Eyes 12) Ever had a near death experience? Not that I recall 13) Something you do a lot? Talk to myself 14) The song stuck in your head? Haunted - Evanescence 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? Fanfic Insanity 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Nah, cuz I special 17) When was the last time you cried? Months ago 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yes 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Either to Fly, or to Fix Any Electronic Device or Break any Electronic Device 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Never been but probably Hot Chocolate 22) What's your biggest secret? I'm a chocolate addict 23) Favorite color? Lime Green and Deep Violet 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? OF COURSE 25) What are you? Huh? 26) Do you speak any other language? No 27) What's your favorite smell? New book pages, roses (as long as they aren't white) 28) Describe your life in one word. Random or Awkward 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? No, I've never been kissed. Period. 30) What are you thinking about right now? How stupid this quiz is, oh, and Swedish Fish 31) What should you be doing? ... Um, sneezing? 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My mother 33) Do you like working in the yard? Nope 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Ride, Jackson, Cahill, Kane, Chase 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? No, not really 36) What is your natural hair color? Dark, DARK Brown 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? Dot Ride, at the end of Songs From The Trees 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. George 2. Write down your favorite color out of yellow, red, black, blue, and green. Blue 3. Write down your first initial. K 4. Write down your month of birth. December 5. Write down the color you like more, black or white. Black 6. Write down the name of a person the same gender as you. Mary Beth 7. Write down your favorite number. 3 8. Write down your favorite: California or Florida. California (it's at least a little colder) 9. Write down your favorite: lake or ocean. Lake 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Get a new phone or that James Patterson would write a better Max Ride series Are you done? If so, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) 1. You are completely in love with this person. (I don't know anyone named George) 2. If you chose... Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed, and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. (Wait...SAY WHAT NOW?!?!?!?) Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is... A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (I can relate...sort of) L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in... Jan-Mar: This year will be very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the better. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. (:( 5. If you chose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. (...) White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. (XD) 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (Wow...That's pretty sad...) 8. If you chose... California: You like adventure. (YAY ME!!!) Florida: You are a laid back person. 9. If you chose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are also very reserved. (...Yup...me) Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. C/P Stuff I have just realized Tumblr is literally the sea It’s huge It’s blue And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are plus, I mean look at all the ships… OH MY PERCY JACKSON YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE! From Tumblr: VERY IMPORTANT PERCABETH STUFF!!! So it turns out that a bunch of people will be waiting for Percy and Annabeth in Tartarus- more interesting than monsters, too! A few Titans are in there- like Kronos, Metis, Epimetheus (Prometheus’ brother, the guy who married Pandora). Generally the Titanneses, female Titans, were not in Tartarus. Kampê was supposed to guard Tartarus. Remember her? Battle of the Labyrinth- nearly killed Percy and Annabeth at the end of the book… fun stuff. King Sisyphus is in some myths in Tartarus. However in the Demigod Files we see him in the Fields of Punishment. King Tantalus- the guy that they picked to replace Chiron in the Sea of Monsters. That’s right folks, and since Percy helped to get the fleece back, clear Chiron’s name and ergo send Tantalus back to the Underworld… Yeah. Ixion is a fun name that we haven’t heard before. This guy killed his father and then felt super bad about it. Zeus accepted to cleanse him of his sins and even invited him to a meal on Olympus. This guy kind of lost it when he saw Hera and started flirting with her. To test Ixion, Zeus created a cloud version of Hera (named Nephele). Ixion saw the cloud version and didn’t skip his chance to kiss the queen of the gods. Zeus got angry, strapped him to a flaming wheel and sent him spinning around the sky and then Tartarus. The Danaides are the only female prisoners that I know of! They were fifty sisters. They were supposed to marry fifty brothers but decided not to, and so they all killed their fiancés. That’s 50 men right there! Their punishment in Tartarus was to fill a barrel of water using these vases. Once it was full, they would be washed of their sins. The problem is that the barrel has holes in it. This is totally a problem that Annabeth could solve if she tried I swear to the gods they could meet. King Salmoneus pretended to be Zeus, ergo angering the real Zeus. Good news! Cyclopes! They were originally exiled to the Underworld by Kronos and then freed by Zeus. There may still be a colony in Tartarus who’d be willing to help Percy. Hecatonchires- the hundred-handed ones The god Tartarus-Here’s something that we all forget: Tartarus was purely a place for the Romans. For the Greeks, there was a god that came with it. Tartarus isn’t very well documented, so RR can really manipulate Tartarus however he wants, but he was where light and the cosmos emerged. He is also the father of the giants that Gaia is using against Olympus. People have been pointing out faces on the rocks we see on the covers. I think that that may be the personification of Tartarus. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile. I want to be the 2 percent that DOES stand up for God. If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior, and you want everyone who visits and sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. Person: Hi! I'm- Me: Do you like blue cookies? Person: I don't see why not... Me: Do you enjoy any form of beach? Person: Sure! Me: Yankees fan? Person: Umm...yeah actually! Me: Percabethhhhh!!!!!! Person: What? Me: -hurt tone- Tartarus? Person: What the heck is that? Like tartar sauce? Me: You'll find out when you fall in! *laughs* ஜ IF YOU HATE PERCACHEL, EVAMY, DYLAX, AND LUKEABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Silendorf, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Gruniper, copy and paste this into your profile. If you LOVE PJO then copy this onto ur profile If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. (YES) If you believe that there is a God copy and paste this in YOUR profile ஜ God is perfect, with no faults or evil, he hates sin more than you could know but somehow still loves us. God is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste. If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen, Obiwriter341, powerrangersfangirl22, ShadowandMadonna, TailsDoll13, Kurlycrazykat, If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile: Percy, Fang, Jake!!!!!!! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51,dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101,PJATO-FAN-4-LIFE, Beaner.weener, AdventurousOceans26, Kurlycrazykat, 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP". Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. 92% of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. if you are one of the 8 that would stand there laughing, copy this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! (honestly, I just feel sorry for Hades...problem???) 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round! Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. It's all a conspiracy. Babies come from robots. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you have imaginary friends from all your favorite books "Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're sharper than knives." Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I'LL break YOU. One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Old enough to know better, young enough not to care I don't obsess! I think intensely! If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (oops) If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last/first name wrong...copy and paste to your profile (BOTH REALLY!!!) I ran with scissors, and lived! You know when you say "No offense', you're actually saying, 'I'm going to diss you now...I hope you dont mind". "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown If your school notebook has more doodles than notes in it, copy and paste this into your profile If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. If you can totally rock a Russian accent, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile (I've read 400 in LESS than FOUR hours.) If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile. If you can ace any test without studying, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can say that you have dreamed about your favorite book, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have asked your teacher if you could move away from the annoying kid that sits next to you, and they said no, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend more time doodling in math rather than learning, copy and paste this into your profile FRIENDS: Will wait for you after detention BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you're in detention FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the room next to you saying, "THAT. WAS. AWESOME ... LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..." FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Continue walking and say "Walk much dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: At your funeral would be crying BEST FRIENDS: Will be at you grave years later saying "Sorry I was in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you" And it's really true, my best friend and I are always like this ஜ Funny Anagrams DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE ஜ If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifr ey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, GodofAWSOMEstuff, Katerina Riley, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, Kurlycraztkat Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I read AT LEAST 100 a year!) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (If I wrote this every time I did that, it would take up the whole page) If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! Everyone is entitled to being stupid, but I just abuse the privilege. I would say " YOUR'E SO STUPID! " but I think too many people already have. If FanFiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. (No Facebook! I have FanFiction!) If you have ever yelled "FOR NARNIA!" ANYwhere, copy and paste this into your profile. If your a child of God, copy and paste this into your profile. Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" Officer, I Swear To Drunk, I'm Not God! There's Nothing Wrong With Arguing With Yourself. Its When You Argue With Yourself And LOSE When Its Weird You Know Its Gonna Be A Bad Day When You Fall Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor I've Got ADHD And Magic Markers. Oh The Fun I Will Have! I'm Not Paranoid... WHICH OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! The Surest Sign Of Intelligent Life Out There Is That None Of Them Has Ever Tried To Contact Us Why Is It Necessary To Nail Down The Lid Of A Coffin? I LOVE ARTEMIS! IF YOU LIKE HER TO PM ME UNLESS YOU'RE A TOTAL CREEP WHO HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN CREEP OUT 13 YR. OLD GIRLS!!! O_o If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! ஜ If you: love to read and act crazy, laugh and have fun, ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them, are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need, run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet, spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer, are a night owl who hardly sleeps, act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you, then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you. ஜ I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, Shadow, and Ninjago, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101, MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919, xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565, darkangelxx22xx, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, Kurlycrazykat, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, .xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1, DaughterOfKronosPlzDon'tKillMe, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, Kurlycrazykat, 95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!! Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth. (Oh, EWWWWWWWWW...) I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" ( that would be hilarious if someone did that! ) "Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess." Every time i walk pass you my words jummble into something stupid ...so i come out with somthing like...i like your phone...it's very...small..(awkward silence) Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. ஜ Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Ichor. The blood of the gods. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp. ஜ Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan Even cat goddesses like growling at birds. Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones. The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese. Children of rival gods can fall in love. No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels. Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. Eating fruit bats is bad for your health. Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy. Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. Math teachers really are evil. Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. Elvis was a magician. No, really. Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. Boomerangs can cast spells. It's possible to gamble moonlight. Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise. Rainbows have power. Fruit bats can be deadly. If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you. Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely. If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If for no reason you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. Even if you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this into your profile. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile! This nation needs our prayers! Prayer is our only hope. We need to pray God's principles would remain the foundation of this country and that we as a nation will be strengthened, and come together in peace and harmony. We need to trust God in everything to guide this country back to where it needs to be. If you agree, put this into your profile. Random Other Stuff WARNING: May contain spoilers. Read at your own risk! "Ha-di": Destroy. This spell is used to destroy object(s) are specified by the caster. When cast by a proficiant magician, it is also powerful enough to cause explosions. Ex: Sadie Kane uses this spell to destroy the locked doors of the Brooklyn House's library in the first book. "Hah-ri": Quiet. This spell has multiple purposes, though its primary use is to stop things from moving. "Ha-wi": Strike. This is an offensive spell, capable of generating a large amount of force with which to to an opponent. "Hi-nehm": Join. This is a spell used to mend a broken object. Ex: Amos Kane uses this spell to mend a shattered saucer in the first book. "W'peh/Sahad": Open. This spell can be used to open portals or lockcked doors/passageways. Ex:Zia Rashid uses this spell in an attempt to open a portal at a museum in the first book. "Tas": Tie. This spell can be used to magically lengthen a magician's piece of twine to turn it into a long rope that automatically attempts to bind an opponent. It may also disable magic. Ex: Sadie Kane uses this spell to try and tie up Freak the griffin in the second book. "Ha-tep": Be at peace. This spell is used to calm an excited creature. Animal charmers may sometimes use this spell. "Sa-per": Miss. A spell that causes an opponent fighting you to lose all accuracy and become completely unable to land a blow. Ex: Alyssa, a trainee of Brooklyn House, uses this spell on a shabtiduring a practice fight. "A'max": Burn. A spell that summons a small fire to burn whatever object is specified by a magician.Ex: Amos Kane uses this spell to burn a scrab shell in the second book. "N'dah": A spell that summons a protective shield around the caster. "Heh-sieh": Turn back. A spell that forces an opponent to turn away from the caster. If cast by a experienced magician, this spell can even knock an opponent into the air and backwards. Ex:Michael Desjardins uses this spell to knock Apophis away from him during a battle. "Heqat": This spell is a spoken command, used to summon a staff. "L'mun": Hide. This is an invisibility spell, used to cloak the caster from prying eyes if needed. Ex:Cater Kane uses this spell when searching for the Book of Ra in Russia. Idk about you guys but in my head Percy literally always has a confused look on his face he walks up to archery class and and he’s staring at the bow in his hand and hes like “what the hades is this” And he’s eating dinner and he’s like “where am I?” “what the hades am I eating?” “where’s annabeth??” don’t even get me started on son of neptune where’s annabeth? why romans? how come ghosts? annabeth? pluto’s kid? my panda?? annabeth? why do I like blue thing? QUEST??? GUY WITH THE SEALS LOOKS MAD? AMAZONS?? ANNABETH????? Annabeth: I compliment you on being a good boyfriend and falling with me, but- Percy: Thank you Annabeth: But you're seriously stupid. Leo on Tumblr: Leo: ohmygods they love me! Leo: i have a fangirl army beat that! Leo: AHAHAHHAHAHAh i have like over a thousand girlfriends!!! Leo: what is leyna??? Leo: omg she's so pretty whats her name?!?! Leo: calypso? isn't that like a shell you find on a beach? Leo: or is it a hawaiian thing? Leo: she's hot though! Leo: aM I REALLY THAT SHORT? Leo: #offended O_o Leo: OH MY GOSH I'M CLOSING THE DOORS OF DEATH!!! Leo: me and nico... O_o Leo: i blew up new rome ok but in my defense that wasn't me!!! Leo: who is this rick person how dare he?!?! Leo: WHHUUUUUUUUUTTT reyna?! O_o Leo: ummm... Leo: THIS BOOOY IS ON FIIIIIIIIREE!!!!!!! Leo: hey frank people ship you with me. LOL...wait... o_O Leo: you too beauty queen, GAH!!! Leo: WHOA EDITS Leo: what is that.? Leo: i HaVe A fAnGiRl ArMy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leo: at least THEY know my correct title. Humph! Leo: see girls you're missing out Rick Riordan put this on twitter: Rick: I'm taking night classes in Fangurl as a second language. Sorry for any mistakes. THIS. LOL. *DIES* Oh Rick, you so sassy! ஜ This is an awesome thing that I found on AmazingOcean26's profile PJO Fans VS. Normal People NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will ask Zeus instead NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise PJO FANS: would swear on the river styx NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! ஜ The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car I promise to remember the gods and remember what they do I do this for my love for them and it will ALWAYS be renewed Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go Now swear it on the River Styx! ஜ Stereotypes that are totally un-true about me and others like me... I'm HOME-SCHOOLED so i must be SHELTERED I like video games, drawing manga, and playing around with dolls so I must be childish I'm a PERSON so I must be LABELED I like to READ so i must have NO LIFE I'm a WRITER so i must be CRAZY I have a fake FANFICTION CHARACTER so she must be an annoying MARY-SUE I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so i must be a LOSER I like to READ so i must be a NERD I don't take WEIRD as an insult so i must NOT CAREe about myself I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be hot. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to touch you I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a harlot... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be stuck up (Although I don't really like to wear them...) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a show off. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a attention seeker. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST love to show them off. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must smoke and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Even though I know I am, that isn't the reason...) I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling brat. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and have a "huge secret." I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be a cyber bully. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blnd blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a control freak. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t have a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a loser. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and alone I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I dislike TWILIGHT, so I must have no English skills. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm GOOD WITH COMPUTERS, so I must be a GEEK. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I like ROCK, so I must be EMO. I HATE POP, so I must be STUPID I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I DON'T DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I do, but I'm very good at hiding it) I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. THESE WERE ALL STEREOTYPES THAT ARE UNTRUE!!! ஜ This is a funny story that i randomly found looking around on tumblr "Maximum Drive" My brother went to the store yesterday. He told my that he got the last Maximum Ride book, Nevermore. He said that while he was in the checkout line, there was a mom and her kid in front of him. The mom kept looking at his stuff and finally said, “OH! Is that a Maximum Drive book? My girl really likes Maximum Drive! I really should start reading Maximum Drive because we have all the books at home!” He told me that she kept calling it Maximum Drive. Maximum Drive. All I said was, “Maximum Drive. She’s on a mission. A mission to save the car industry.” 100 pages into Angel and I already was full of anger. At Fang, Maya, and pretty much the whole stinking world! Then I read Nevermore and I was like, "WHAT THE HECK!!!! WHYYYYYYY JP, WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?" And then... I cried. ஜ This is a creepy song that my brother showed me from the game Portal, but I think it is a whole lot like ITEX in Max Ride, anything that I changed is bold in this song. It is called "Still Alive" This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. ITEX Incorperated We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Hey maybe Ari THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive. And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive. STILL ALIVE (x2) Cat this cat is cat a cat easy cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat moron cat occupied cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat. ஜ Me- RANDOM OFF TIME Friend- monkey butt Me- cheese Friend- pow Me-Ninja kick Friend-... you win. ra tatararara circus ratatararara afro circus afro circus afro circus afro polkadot polkadot afro (1000X) I found this on google images when i looked up funny pictures, some dude texted some random number and said, 'Okay, so I hid the body, now what?' and then the other person texted back, 'Go eat a brownie and have fun at school hon!' I busted out laughing so hard!!!!!! Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. ஜ 7 Ways to s
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