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The Collection of Exam Haikus for Students

By: Kain Delo

Created: December 19, 2014 | Updated: December 19, 2014

Genre : Humor

Language : English

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Sucking Balls

I don’t really like math,
No, really, it sucks balls for me.
I don’t really like math.

Mother’s Daughter

Mother teaches math,
I cannot understand math,
I’m mother’s daughter.


Formulas are hard,
They are really confusing.
Memorize them all!

Teachers Say

Our teachers all say,
‘Memorize all formulas!’
Too many to even!


You have to study,
They said, to get your grades up,
They said. They were right.

Stuck in My Head

Song stuck in my head,
Formulas should be up there!
No. Not songs! Nu uh!

Don’t Wanna

I don’t want to stay here,
Sir Mike is making me stay.
He is really mean.

Oh Haiku!

Haiku this haiku,
I feel like I've gone cuckoo.
Please end my life now.

Like a Zoo

This feels like a zoo!
Animals! Noises Galore!
Students yelling ‘Noooo!'

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