Student case file

Name: Robin McLeod

Age: 15

D.o.B: 09/11/1988

Height: 5ft 7

Gender: female

Nationality: British-American

Medical: (carpal tunnel syndrome)

Is required to wear a wrist brace at all times

Student notes:

Robin McLeod has a varied history of bullying fighting and general harassment although despite malicious behaviour has shown great remorse for her actions likewise shows no sign of stopping anytime soon.

Attends most classes and has shown above average intelligence in a number of subjects.

Dislikes female school attire and will only wear the boy’s school uniform.

(Clique-bullies, rank-2^nd in command, fighting style-hand-to-hand combat)

Current enemies-everyone, accept own clique.

Boss-Russell Northrop

Monday-9:30-15/7/2002

Dr Crabblesnitch opened the top left drawer of his desk as the door to his office also opened and placed the document inside of it before closing it again.

Miss Danvers entered the room followed by a girl in an open unbuttoned white shirt and a dark grey undershirt with light blue jeans and trainers and also had a pastel pink wrist brace on, that would be for the carpal tunnel I assume, her hairstyle was notable a light brunette pixie cut that was longer on the right side than the left.

“Thank you, Miss Danvers, would you please fetch me a cup of tea”

“Of course Headmaster right away”

The door closed and the distant footsteps faded away, the girl leant back against the wall arms crossed and looking out of the window.

“Would you like to take a seat, Ms McLeod?”

“Thanks, fah the auffa sir but I would ratha stand if it’s all the same to you”

“Yes quite, well let’s get down to business”

“Now, Ms McLeod, I will keep this quick, academically you’re fine, no problems there but socially you need to keep your nose clean I am privy to your behaviour from past schools and I somewhat understand why you act out the way you do McLeod but I expect you to buck up your ideas, that’s it you may leave”

The door to the office opened and the girl stepped out hands in pockets and slumped over looking disinterested she passed Ms Danvers who made a passing comment but ignored it and stepped out into the upper hallway.

A Nerd walked past and before I could stop myself I ran up behind him and kicked his shin he turned around and put his hands up like he was trying to protect himself.

“What’s the madda losa, piss your pants again”

“You bullies always pick on us; well I’m not going to take it anymore”

We both stood hands raised, I took step forward he took a step back, I raised my hand lashed out with my right the wrist brace absorbing the impact from his cheek and then a left to the shoulder I finished with a kick to the midsection and another sending him to the floor, he got up surprisingly fast and got me in the arm with a desperate jab, what followed was the all too familiar voices of the schools prefects...

“Evildoer”

“You have broke the law”

Seth grabbed Algernon by the collar then used his free hand to push him to the ground Seth stood over him berating him, I turned around and decided to be on my way, but the only thing I could see was the second prefect Max...

“Hello sir”

Max brought his arm back and the last thing I saw was his hand coming toward my face.

“Damn it...”

BUSTED-X1

Miss Danvers gave me a stern talking to and I left the reception for the second time, I saw over the railing that Trent and Ethan were standing by the front entrance; I went down the stairs as the bell rung signalling it was time for class I brushed that notion off for now, maybe tomorrow.

“Hey guys what’s up”

Trent greeted me with a fist bump as did Ethan.

“We were just waiting for you, that whole deal with the prefects was unfortunate and a little funny”

“Shut up Trent, you’re not any bedda”

Ethan started to laugh; he opened one of the doors.

“True, what was it like...five times yesterday you got your ass beat if I didn’t know any better I might say you enjoy it

Trent cracked both of his fingers...

“Well, I happen to recall an incident involving a firecracker and a vending machine...hmm”

“Dude not cool, we all promised not to talk about that”

We left the school and walked to the parking lot the Auto shop was to the left a busted yellow school bus in the middle and the parking lot entrance to the right.

Tom and Davis were by the Auto Shop entrance no doubt making sure no grease monkeys intrude on our turf Troy was spray painting on a wall near the bus, Trent and Ethan joined Wade over by the entrance I saw the boss man relaxing on the floor by the rear end of the bus...

I skipped over to where Russell was sitting; I reserved my skipping for when I was around my friends no one else.

“How are you doing boss”

I sat down next to him and enjoyed the sun...even sitting down Russell was a big guy; I and the other girls were taller than most of the boys but the boss was taller still...

Our little gang really goes back, all the way to 2nd grade and after that, we always stayed in contact until we met up again at the worst school ever.

Russell rummaged around in his pocket and pulled out some notes.

“Russell got lots of lunch money today this is your cut”

I pocketed the money and stood up, Russell got up soon after, and I was about to say something else, when...

Troy ran over still holding the spray paint and seemed a little out of breath.

“The- there coming...”

I put my hand on Troy’s shoulder to steady him.

“Troy...whose coming”

He pointed to the main entrance of the parking lot; the other cliques turned the corners the Nerds on the left the Jocks on the right and the Preppies and Greasers in the middle the four factions stood in small groups in front of us the leaders in front of them.

It seems they had a dedicated speaker, both Derby Harrington and Biff Taylor stepped towards us, Russell and I stepped forwards the rest of our friends standing behind.

Russell stood tall with his arms crossed keeping his eyes fixed on the two Preppies I rested my bad arm on his shoulder and my other hand was in my pocket.

“Robin, Russell it’s a pleasure I assure you”

This obviously wasn’t a social call.

“Cut the crap Derby what do you want?”

“Well as it stands we all have a bone to pick with you miscreants, now it’s true none of us exactly get along with each other but your ragtag team of miscreants have attacked and insulted everyone here, so we’re here to teach you a lesson and show you that the lower classes should be more respectful to their peers”

“RUSSELL SMASH”

The Preppies and Greasers were knocked over like bowling pins as the boss ran head first into the mix then the fighting started punches and kicks going too and throw.

“Okay listen up, Wade and Davis you take the Nerds”

The two entered battle with a running punch and the Nerds fought back.

“Troy, Ethan, Tom and Trent you take the Jocks go kick their asses”

“You got it, Robin”

I got my slingshot out to shoot any stragglers but before I could fire off a single shot, the weapon was smacked out of my hand.

“Lola, Mandy, Pinky and Beatrice now this is not a pleasure...so how are you?”

“We figured that if it’s just us girls putting a hurting on you then the prefects are less likely to care”

“Oh wow I’m impressed the chea leada actually has a brain, not just an ugly face it seems”

“Shut up bitch”

I took a glance to where my friends were fighting; Wade and Davis had already finished with the Nerds and ran over to help Russell, half of the Preppies and Greasers were down for the count, only two of the Jocks were on the floor and Troy had been knocked out and Tom looked worse for wear.

I looked back around only to get punched in the face by Pinky I was able to block most of her next punches but the uppercut caught me off guard and made me stumble; I fought back and hit Pinky with one good punch but she was able to dodge the second this led to a follow up kick from Lola her foot whacked into my side pretty goddamn hard.

Next thing I know Mandy was on top of me raining down punch after punch after punch I was able to barely get her off of me, I knew we had all gotten in over our heads it was really a test of time, but no matter how bad of a situation you find yourself in just remember this one thing...

EGG

One of the preppies had launched an egg at Russell missed and it broke on my shoulder, I was very thankful for this because this meant...

The other girls looked over to their clique’s and simultaneously said...

“...Prefects...”

Karl and Edward came running from around the corner.

“I’m going to take you down!”

“Locked on target!”

I didn’t see much except for Karl and Edward laying the smack down on who was left standing then I collapsed from the exhaustion and all went black.

KNOCKED OUT-X1

Wednesday-10:00-17/07/2002

The injuries that I had sustained during the intrusion from the other four factions were thankfully not as serious as I thought they had been, but the extra strain caused my carpal tunnel to act up and I had sharp and dull pains up my arm and hand on and off throughout the day.

When I left the infirmary I was greeted by Troy who had also recovered from his injuries and we walked back together, during our journey Troy had told me that all the factions had become hostile towards one another and tensions had been running high, higher than usual.

Arriving back at the parking lot I was met with Russell and Johnny Vincent in what looked like a serious fight and the rest of Johnny’s boys stopping my friends from interfering, I hadn’t noticed Tom run up to me until I heard his thick New York accent.

“Robin... good your here, Johnny Vincent and his goons just took over the parking lot and challenged Russell’s ownership over our turf”

I decided to walk on over to the oil spill, and I spotted just the person I wanted to talk too.

“Hey Peanut what’s this about challenging the boss fah the right auf the lot”

“Johnny has taken it upon himself to test the worth of your “boss” in a fair fight”

Johnny Vincent wasn’t a big guy but it would be foolish to get on his bad side without knowing what you’re getting into it could be a very painful mistake.

“...and if you or anyone of your friends interfere in this fight that will forfeit the fight in Johnny’s favour”

“Hey guy’s let’s show Peanut a special welcome”

Peanut was left by himself as the other Greasers were too busy acting as a makeshift ring for the ensuing brawl happening in the centre.

My friends surrounded the grease ball as I slipped away into the auto shop, partly to get away from the fighting, it was true that I enjoyed picking fights with other students and even locking some students in lockers and making good use of a kick me sign and a slingshot every now and then but even I had my limits.

I came across a vending machine and purchased two drinks, the fountain between the Gym, Harrington House and the Auto shop was a location that I normally visited when things got too much to cope with be it physically or mentally, I noticed that Lola had also made herself at home by the fountain.

“...This time is as good as any...”

I sat down next to Lola, my sudden appearance must have surprised since she flinched but didn’t move regardless.

“What do you want Robin”

“You know boy’s being boys and all that, just clearing my head”

(Sigh)

“Johnny promised me a meal in the town and then he ditches me to go and fight your goliath of a leader...that is not how you treat a lady”

*Snap Hissss*

I pass over one of the cans of drink; I don’t think I would have drunk it myself.

“It’s no fine dining but it will keep you going”

Lola snatched the drink out of my hand and chugged it back in a manner that showed how frustrated she was, after her angry drinking a crushing an empty can, the can is placed in-between the two of us, she looked at the floor and looked reserved there was lots of fiddling with fingers and mumbling under the breath.

“... Thank you”

“You’re welcome”

“Hey uh, Lola... um I-I’m sorry”

The atmosphere felt much heavier than it did previously, but it also felt right, I think?

“What are you sorry for?”

“You know fah the umm bullying and all that”

“It seems our last interaction did something good for you, didn’t it”

My first instinct was to scratch the back of my head, and that is exactly what I did.

“Heh, yeah I deserved that and some”

“Don’t be silly of course you didn’t not from all four of us at least”

“Yeah well its auva now”

*Snap Hisss*

I cracked open my can of chemicals and had a few sips.

“Well since we’re here how about you tell me something about yourself, it might help pass the time”

“Oh sure well my fatha’s British and my motha was born and bred in Boston but I grew up in rhodeyelin before moving to newhamsha and uh, I have carpal tunnel that’s why I weah this brace and I am auld school friends with the rest auf my gang so that’s a quick rundown”

“Thanks for taking the time to talk with me... I best be going”

In a surge of adrenaline, I jump up from the fountain and rush and grab Lola’s hand

“Wait”

“What do you want now?”

“Ummm, I was just wondering since Johnny couldn’t honour his promise fah a meal I was just wondering if you wanted to hang auut and maybe get a bite to eat if you want”

Lola walked up to me with an inquisitive look.

“Are you hitting on me?”

“Yes”

Lola had her arms crossed and her foot was tapping she was looking down at her tapping shoe as if pondering the great unsolved mysteries of the universe.

I had a hot flush come over me and my heart was working on a piston system.

“Actually it doesn’t ma...”

“You know what, sure why not it sounds like fun”

“Wait...what?”

“I’ll be by the front gates at 12:00 don’t be late”

“Yes defiantly I will be there, don’t worry”

“You better be”

Lola walked off and I stood there stunned that I had managed to somewhat get a date with my long-time crush.

“That’s weird when did it get this dark”

“Curfew, heard of it?”

Edward ran up to me grabbed me by the collar and the next thing I know I was on the floor too stunned by the previous conversation to do anything about it.

BUSTED-X2

Edward escorted me back to my dorm and I went straight to bed excited for the next day.

When morning did roll around I was rudely awoken by the sun.

“Christy for god sake what are you doing close the curtains”

There was rummaging going on all over the room, then a glass of cold water was dumped on to my face.

“EEEEKKKKK!”

“Rise and shine”

“Christy what the hell was that for”

Christy put the glass down on the bedside cabinet and sat on her own bed that had been neatly made.

“I just figured you might want some help getting ready for your date with Lola, that’s all”

I fell out of the bed.

“Oh god how much did you heah auf auur conversation last night”

Christy waved it off.

“Oh not much really, I heard the majority of beginning most of the middle and large amounts of the end”

Thursday-11:20-18/07/2002                               

I barged through the door of Yum-Yum Market and grabbed a bouquet of roses or what I assumed to be roses in all honesty they might not be roses, I chucked the money at the cashier and ran through the door and up the road towards the school, Constantinos was riding a bike but a swift pebble from my slingshot resulted in him not riding the bike anymore and I rode it back to the school, I rushed into my dorm room took a quick shower and tidied my clothes up as much as possible.

I still had some time on my hands before the “date” I was walking out of the girl’s dorm when I spotted Trent; I ran up to him and grabbed him by the shoulder.

“What’s up Robin?”

“Trent can you let Russell know I will be a bit busy today”

“Busy? What do you mean by busy?”

“Well...I, uh have a date”

“You have a date, with whom...Christy Martin, Angie Ng, Eu-“

“I sweah to god Trent if you finish that last aune I’m going to hit you”

“Okay calm down, who then Pinky maybe Mandy...no don’t tell me, you can’t be serious-“

“Yaww, Lola Lombardi”

“Robin how the hell did you even manage that, well I have to say I’m impressed, but yeah no problem I’ll let Russell know you won’t be around”

“Thanks, Trent, see ya lata”

Trent waved me off and carried on his way to the Parking Lot.

With five minutes to go I waited by the front gates with the flowers behind my back, I could feel the butterflies in my stomach start to act up again, closing my eyes and thinking of as many positive thought’s as possible seemed like a good idea but my train of thought derailed crashed burned and killed all on board.

*Cough*

“Ahh! Lola your here...”

I fumbled with the flowers and finally presented them to the girl in front of me; she took the flowers and gave them a sniff.

“I got this fah you; I thought you would like them”

“There lovely thank you, Robin”

I was distracted by fumbling my fingers in a futile attempt to quell my nerves but nothing could prepare me for what would happen next.

*Smooch*

My cheek was left with a funny tingle once Lola pulled away from the kiss.

“Oh my god, auh my god, auh my god”

“Are you going to keep mumbling like a crazy person or are we going on a date”

“Huh! Oh yaww, auf course”

I offered my hand and she took it if it wasn’t for the gloves she was wearing I would have been worried about my palms being too sweaty, but thankfully that wasn’t an issue.

As we were walking towards the Shea Lewis Cafe which is where Lola had been promised a dinner from her oil slick of a boyfriend and he was too preoccupied with challenging Russell than to have dinner with his girlfriend, I hadn’t said much during our walk just hold hands that’s all I did, that’s all I could think to do, we got some looks from the townsfolk but I think they were directed towards the fact that we were not in class more than anything.

We reached the halfway point of our journey when Lola separated our hands; I thought ok, what did I do wrong now, was I holding her hand too tight or was I walking to fast or maybe I was... Oh, she’s just taking off her gloves.

 Lola wiped her hands on her belly shirt and placed the gloves in her jacket pocket.

Oh well there goes the hand holding, honestly Robin you had one job, damn it

*Grip*

I jumped a little when Lola reinitiated the hand holding this time entwining her fingers with mine.

“I hope you know, that you’re paying for our meal”

 I grabbed the money that Russell gave me and showed it to my date.

“I’ve got that covered”

“Good”

When we arrived at Shea Lewis there was a sign on the door saying -CLOSED-.

“Oh come aun fah pidee sake why are you closed you stupid building...AGHHH”

I can’t count how many times I kicked and punched the door it rattled in its frame from every blow it took, my desperate attempt to try and open the Cafe was in vain the only thing I got out of this was a shooting pain right up my arm, I fell to ground holding the part of my arm that was closest to the wrist brace.

“AAAAGGGGHHHHhhhhh, gods damn it why now, I-it-it HURTS...so much”

“Robin, what’s the matter, what’s wrong”

Lola rushed to help me up and sat me on a table bench; I laid my head on the table and my outstretched arm hoping for relief, which arrived eventually but not soon enough.

“What was that all about?”

I sat up but couldn’t bring myself to look at her.

“I’m sorry Lola I was just really looking foewid to this and now the Cafe’s closed fah some reason, I’m sorry”

Lola looked at the table in a hesitant manner.

“You really like me don’t you Robin”

“Of course I do I’ve had the biggest crush aun you since day aune-”

*SMOOOCHHH*

When I finally gathered enough resolve to look Lola in the eye she leaned into me and placed a long and slow kiss on my lips when she finally parted I was shocked and frozen in place.

“Huh...what...when...why...huh”

“The last half hour has been the most romantic thing that has ever happened to me; the last couple of years that I have spent with Johnny cannot even come close to today...so congratulations Robin you now have a girlfriend”

I don’t know what came over me but my body lunged forward into a hug and I returned the kiss twofold only stopping when we eventually fell off the bench.

“Robin, before we start dating there, are some things I need to tell you”

“If it’s about the rumours I don’t care if they’re true aur false...I love you that’s what matters isn’t it”

Lola kissed me for the third time.

Monday-9:20-14/08/2006-Welcome to Bullworth

-Time Skip-

4 Years

Mrs Danvers had called my name over the intercom and I went straight to the headmaster’s office.

Upon entering the office the four prefects were standing in a line opposite the desk.

“Ms McLeod I’m officially making you a Bullworth prefect full time starting today, Mr MacTavish has been given a job with the Bullworth police department so you shall be filling his shoes so to speak”

I shook Max’s hand and congratulated him, he stayed behind to talk to the headmaster as myself Seth Karl and Edward made our way out, this was the first time I really noticed it but I was now 6ft 3in and was a little taller than Seth and Edward and much taller than Karl I had been given the necessary training by all four prefects on what to do all the day to day duties and most importantly on how to bust rule-breaking students.

It was hard coming to terms not having Lola around anymore but I supported her decision wanting to become a nun, I was of course taken aback at first when she told me that’s what she wanted to do that was two years ago and I haven’t seen her since.

Seth left me in charge of patrolling the space between the two dorms; I didn’t know Dr Crabblesnitch had any female prefect uniforms; the top was a simple female variant of the navy blue suit and red tie combination, the top did stand out in the way of having only one elbow pad which was on my left sleeve, my midsection was a black pleated skirt and my lower section consisted of dark navy tights and brown penny loafers.

I was walking back from the girl’s dorm when I saw Miss Danvers head towards the school gate so I made my way to the centre and saw Miss Danvers greet what looked like a new student it was a boy with a buzz cut and freckles the car that he probably got out of drove away and Miss Danvers walked past me and back into the school.

Trent Ethan and Davis were by the front gates as well; they started giving the new kid a hard time I’ve done my fair share of that myself.

The new kid obviously not one to put up with that kind of behaviour started a fight with my friends, Trent was the first to go down then he started on Ethan.

“Violence goes against the school rules!”

I rushed over before Ethan got too badly hurt and lunged at him with my left hand; I grabbed his collar as he struggled to get out of my grip.

I normally don’t go too tough on students for minor violations and sometimes they are able to evade me entirely or there struggling pays off and they escape, but this was different `these were my friends he had hurt, I did not in any way plan on going easy with the new kid, I grabbed his ear with my braced hand and twisted it I used this leverage and pulled him up on to his tiptoes I let him squirm in pain for a little while before throwing him on the ground.

“You remind me auf my younga self, I got busted too”

I escorted the new kid to the headmasters office, the other students left him alone for the remainder of the walk, not wanting to get busted by a prefect and a possible detention, I stayed behind him and guided him with my hand to his destination, upon arriving at reception I gave him a push and he stumbled towards the desk.

“Thank you, Ms McLeod you may continue your duties”

“You’re welcome Miss Danvers, enjoy your day”

I gave a small bow and walked out of the office, I was about to walk down the stairs when I was stopped by the head prefect.

“Robin do you have a minute”

“Yeah, what’s up Karl?”

“I’m reorganising patrol routes during class time”

“That’s no problem upstairs and downstairs are identical anyway”

“Edward and Seth will be taking the two sides up here and I will be patrolling the left side downstairs and I want you to take the right side”

“Is this new patrol schedule going to be permanent?”

“No, it will only be for today”

I and Karl walked down the stairs in time for the for the school bell to ring and a flood of students entering through the front doors, as the wave of students calmed down, we both noticed Damon and Melvin holding a football and firecracker respectively, I was about to intervene when Karl stopped me.

“Hold on Robin we can use this for your initiation, for us prefects trying to bust the larger students can be difficult and you never know you might have to bust Russell at some point, I will go for O’Connor you go for Damon”

“Do you think it will be that hard to bust him, Karl?”

“For your first try definitely, but remember the technique that we showed you”

“Heh, well I have enough experience with that myself as you well know”

BANG!!

SMACK!

The gauntlet had been thrown down.

“Your butt is mine!”

Karl ran off and grabbed Melvin it wasn’t long until he was on the ground.

Now it’s my turn.

“Choo Choo! The pain train has arrived!”

Damon didn’t run he was too busy laughing at Melvin being busted this gave me ample opportunity to grab him by the collar, I grabbed on as hard as I could we struggled for a few seconds hoping to overpower him but the tables were turned as he broke free of my first attempt and stamped my foot and ran off.

I hopped up and down on one leg holding my sore foot, then gave chase past the lockers and the Art room Damon eventually got tired and I was handed my second attempt, I made for another grab but this one failed faster than the first attempt as he once again broke free and shoulder barged my midsection which winded me and had to stop for a breather, it wasn’t long until I was in hot pursuit once more.

It was quite clear that Damon West was not going to go down easily so I decided to give the prefects best friend a test drive.

We were running once again and luckily enough some well-placed marbles on the floor made my job a whole lot easier, I circled Damon while he was on the floor and as he slowly got up I planted my feet firmly focused on my target pulled my right arm back and shot forwards, I made good purchase on his collar and then I latched on to his ear, I twisted and yanked him up to his tiptoes before throwing him on the ground.

“Rule breakers neva prospa, rememba that!”

After delivering Mr West to Miss Danvers I continued my patrol of the left quadrant of down stairs, performing mid class patrols can be boring and this was no exception it was so quiet I swear I could hear the dust fall.

It was around the third lap of my patrol route that I was overcome with severe case of boredom and I plonked myself against a wall that was just outside Mr Galloway’s English Class and for time listened to him teach his class for a while from what I could gather he was giving anagram lessons out of all the classes I attended that was my least favourite.

*background noise*

I walked out to the main section and noticed Karl chasing after that nut job Gary Smith, they ran outside the building and then I noticed the new kid who I heard about from Miss Danvers as I was walking away, that his name was Hopkins that sounds more like a last name than a first name.

The new kid was attempting to hide inside one of the trash cans so I ran overreached inside and pulled him out.

“What’s your problem lady, leave me alone would you”

“I would gladly leave you alone aunly if you start behaving yourself”

“That first time, I was being picked on and you still went for me, what’s up with that”

“They may have picked aun you first but they were not the aunes to throw the first punch, plus they are my friends so I might be a little biased”

“You mean to tell me you hang around with those losers”

I bent down to match his height and pushed him back against the wall.

“Listen here punk you might think your all that around here but you’re not and fah your information I am aune auf those losers just you rememba that”

The Hopkins kid shrugged me off and walked away after being joined up again by Gary *psycho* Smith they walked to the entrance of the cafeteria, I saw Edward coming down the stairs through the railing of the stairs and went up to meet him halfway.

“Hey Edward do you know the name auf that new kid”

“The one who has been hanging around with Smith”

“Yeah I’ve already had two run-ins with him already”

“Jimmy Hopkins... and I wouldn’t be surprised to see Seth putting him on lawn mower duty sometime soon”

After our chat Edward and I went on our separate ways but not before hearing my colleague send the dynamic dimwits on to their class.

Name: Robin McLeod

Age: 19

Height: 6 ft 3 in

Gender: Female

Nationality: English-American

Medical: (Carpal Tunnel Syndrome)

Is required to wear a wrist brace at all times

Student Notes:

Robin McLeod has accepted the position of prefect and will work alongside the senior prefects, her duties will include enforcement of the school rules assisting faulty and keeping misbehaving students in line, despite Robins past she has shown great progress in keeping a clean nose and got above average grades in the last two years which is remarkable considering who she hangs out with, I explained to Robin that even though they are your friends if you see them breaking the rules you will deal with them like everyone else, Robin agreed to these terms.

I am very proud of Robin’s development and expect her to only push forwards in her development.

As a prefect, Robin McLeod has been given pardon from attending classes and will function as school authority alongside senior prefects, Seth Kolbe, Edward Seymour II and head prefect Karl Branting.

Ms McLeod has come around to the idea of female school attire through the medium of her new uniform and is now wearing it proudly around the school.

(Clique-Prefects/Bullies, Rank-2^nd in command, Fighting Style-Authority)

Current Enemies-Jimmy Hopkins/Rule breaking students

Boss(s)-Russell Northrop-Karl Branting-Faculty-Dr Crabblesnitch

Thursday-11:30-17/08/2006-This is your school                               

The bell singled that classes had finished and the students flooded out of the classroom like ants from there hill.

Hopkins walks out of the English classroom and right into Russell who orders him to pay up; I walk to the side of my friend and lean on him like a greaser leans on a wall.

“Hey you’re a prefect aren’t you? then help me”

“Russell wants new kids money”

I turn to slightly face him with a disinterested expression whilst shining my nails on my navy jacket.

“Bedda pay up Hoppy, ya know, if you still want to walk away that is”

“I can’t believe this even the prefects at this school are corrupt”

I feign shock with my hand on my chest.

“Me corrupt, Neva, also Russell, a little birdie told me that Hopkins here broke into your locka”

“New kid pays double for Russell’s hat or new kid gets a beating”

Hopkins begrudgingly hands over a small pile of notes and in return gets a noogie for his troubles, Russell divides the pile of notes up and hands me a small amount.

“This is your cut, Robin”

“Thanks, big guy I’ll put this to good use”

I start on my way outside to begin my patrol around the school building.

“Who are you anyway?”

I could hear the yapping sounds of Jimmy and direct my thumb towards Russell.

“Oh me I’m his second in command, you know aune auf the losers as you put it before, but you can just call me McLeod... Robin McLeod”

On my way out of the school, I passed by Dr Crabblesnitch whom I gave a small bow to and started my journey past the library.

Friday-11:35-18/08/2006-The Set Up                                          

I had a brief conversation with Davis during my patrol and was halfway around the back of the school when I noticed Hopkins chasing after my friend I was about to chase after them but seeing Max caught me off guard he was back in his prefect uniform and back on patrol, I jogged over to Max because it was clear something was up.

“Hey, Max what are you doing back?”

“...*Sigh*...morning Ms McLeod my position at Bullworth police department did not go as planned, it turns out we prefects are not the only corrupt body of authority in Bullworth...two of the officers are so corrupt that when I tried broaching the subject they...well they kicked me off the force”

“So your back here to stay...sorry about missing your aupportunidee, but it’s also a good thing your back to”

“Why, as anything happened”

“More like whose happened I’ve seen Gary Smith hanging around with aune auf the new arrivals a kid by the name Jimmy Hopkins, I busted him seconds afta he walked through the school gates and then saw him attempting to hide in a trash can.

I have a feeling he’s going to be a lot auf trouble”

“Gary Smith is not a good role model especially for new students and breaking the law after entering school grounds, I will keep a close eye on him”

Max walked off to continue the rest of his day of enforcing the school's rules and keeping troublemakers at bay, which incidentally is what I needed to be doing.

I watched the various students mill about and talk, threaten, assault I used to be just like them but I’ve changed, sure I’m not perfect, just as corrupt as the rest of the prefect’s we made no effort to hide that fact around one another, I’m still off and on with my gang.

I do absolutely not tolerate violence against my friends that for me is a maximum level felony.

My mind couldn’t help but wander as I walked...what was Lola doing, was she a nun did she go through with it and if so is she doing well in her new position as sister Lombardi...

BUMP

Both Robin and the other person had knocked into each other, groggily looking up from the sitting position she had found herself in after the bump, she saw the black and white habit of a nun that was scrambling to collect her books.

“My apologies ma’am let me help you with those...”

“No, no it’s fine, I’m fine sorry for troubling you, I’ll be out of your way now, thank you”

The Nun ran off hurriedly and vanished into a throng of students.

The prefect carried on her way mind buzzing with thoughts and theories who that was and what they were doing here.

The rest of the day was largely uneventful and underwhelming.

The Bullworth Chart of Prefect Moral Alignment’s

The > sign indicates what that individual prefect thinks is an offence worthy of the highest punishment, the < sign indicates what the individual prefect condones as a minor offence. The Numbers 5 or 10 is an indication of how much effort they will put in trying to catch you and your chances of escaping if caught.

5 means the prefect will chase after you alone unless noticed by a second prefect and the perpetrator of the offence will have a chance of escaping from the prefect if grabbed, 10 means the prefect(s) will more than likely call for backup from other prefects or even teachers if close by they will pursue you relentlessly unless you manage to hide from them if you are unlucky enough to get caught by a prefect than you are -BUSTED- no getting away from this one, the worst result is detention with the punishment prefect.

Edward Seymour 2^nd is not shy of letting his more promiscuous nature known to the others and as such, violence against the female students of Bullworth is one thing he hates more than anything so if you have beef with a female student you better not let Edward catch you.

Karl Branting is the head prefect at Bullworth and such he feels the most obligations to keep the name of his school clean even off school grounds and does not accept violence towards the townspeople doing so will bring down the wrath of the head prefect.

Max MacTavish is aspiring to join the police force or the military and this means he shows the proper respect towards his colleagues and higher-ups if you do not wish for Max to be after your blood than it is strongly advised to avoid assaulting or harassing the faculty of Bullworth or his fellow prefects.

Robin McLeod may be the youngest prefect but she has no trouble in busting those who deserve it and in Robins mind, there are none more deserving than those that mess with her friends, despite having come out of her shell Robin is still widely known around campus as Russell’s second in command.

Seth’s generally bad attitude can be summed up to bullying at a young age which is probably the main cause for Seth’s overwhelming displeasure of the younger kids being bullied and will punish any who think picking on someone smaller than them is a good idea.

Tuesday-10:10-05/09/2006-Sling Shot + Save Algie

Intercom: “Will all prefects please come to Dr Crabblesnitches office”

Seth Myself Edward and Max and Karl were standing in front of Dr Crabblesnitches desk, he finished sorting through paperwork and addressed us.

Good to see you here nice and punctual, we have a new faculty member starting today she will be working as a religious counsellor, she will be working on the second floor of the library, on your own time I would like all of you to introduce yourselves.

We all left the office shortly after and continued on our ways, none of the others was heading the way of the library so I decided to be the first one to see the sister and introduce myself.

“Good day Mrs Carvin”

“Good Morning Robin”

I walked past the nerds playing their dumb card game and walked upstairs to the first floor there was a small desk and chair in the far corner with the petite nun with her habit covering her face and was writing something in a lined paper book.

I sat down on the opposite chair and placed my hands on my lap.

After a while, I began to feel as if the nun was too busy so I got up and started to walk away...

“The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life and that they might have it more abundantly”

“Huh?”

I spun around and came face to face with the last person who I ever expected to see.

“Hello Robin McLeod, I am Sister Lombardi, four years ago I left my girlfriend to become a nun and live in a convent and now it seems everything has indeed come full circle”

“Huh...Wha-...No...Really”

“Umm I mean uh hello Sista Lola Lombardi”

The sister put her hand up to her mouth and giggled.

“Please call me Lorelei...it is my name after all”

“I’m so sorry, Sista Lorelei it is a pleasure to meet you”

She walked over to me and placed a hand on my shoulder and then leaned into a hug, I took a moment for realisation before hugging back.

“I’m so glad your back; I’ve missed you so much”

“I’ve missed you too Robin I missed you too”

I’m not too sure how long I stayed hugging the sister but I wasn’t too fussed I just wanted this.

-The Bullworth Academy Pecking Order-

Dr Crabblesnitch

Headmaster

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Miss Danvers

Secretary

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Mr Burton – Mr Galloway – Mr Hattrick – Mr Matthews – Neil – Miss Peters –Ms. Phillips – Dr Slawter – Dr Watts – Mr Wiggins

Faculty-Teachers

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Mrs Carvin – Edna – Mr Luntz – Mrs McRae – Mrs Peabody – Sr. Lorelei Lombardi

Faculty-Non-Teaching Staff

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Karl Branting – Seth Kolbe – Edward Seymour 2^nd – Max MacTavish – Robin McLeod

Prefects

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Earnest Jones – Derby Harrington – Johnny Vincent – Ted Thompson – Russell Northrop

Clique Leaders

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All Other Students

Everyone Else

Saturday-11:00-09/09/2006-A Little Help + Defend Bucky

I and the other prefects had gathered outside of the school gates Karl was in front of us and looked oddly serious more than when I normally see him.

“Max, Edward and Seth you know why I have gathered you all here yes?

The three prefects nodded.

“Robin we all believe despite our past run-ins with one another that you have proven yourself amongst your peers and would like to induct you into our inner circle and with that comes a great deal of responsibility do you wish to proceed”

“Uh, yaww I do”

I stood to attention like a solider feet apart and hands clasped behind my back.

“Very well, Robin please tell me the type of people who we bust”

“Misbehaving students”

“Yes that’s right but that is not all we also bust the townsfolk who we see attacking the students”

“Umm, is that a common problem Karl?”

 “It is more often than it should be, on occasion when the school gates are open students will occasionally wander into town, not all the townsfolk appreciate this and sometimes they try to citizen arrest them or assault them, normally the police will deal with this accordingly, but you might get the odd one who runs back to school being chased by the adult that’s where we step in if you see an adult attacking or trying a citizen’s arrest on a student then it’s your job to bust the offending party”

“Wouldn’t it be difficult to bust a full grown adult?”

This time Max steps in to explain.

“From the few times this has happened we have found that the townsfolk do not require for us to exert all our strength all of the time and sometimes a simple bust will do the trick, but the adults may take it upon themselves to try and citizen’s arrest you as a counterattack but when this happens and if you manage to break free from it then the police will intervene and take care of the problem”

“What if I can’t break free?”

“If you are unable to break free then you will be walking home from the Bullworth Police station”

“Understood, I get the feeling that there is something more you’re not telling me”

Karl began talking once more with an even more serious tone to his voice.

“Yes the last and most important part of this gathering, so, despite what others may think we can in actuality bust the faculty but only under certain and very specific circumstances”

“Oh yeah I rememba a while back I saw Seth busting Mr Burton”

“But remember to save this as a last resort if you try and bust faculty without good reason you can get in a lot of trouble so be mindful and remember despite our history you are a Bullworth Academy prefect and we look out for our own”

I said my thanks to Karl and the others we then walked back into the school, I walked through the gates first followed by the boys; Russell rounded the corner I ran up to him and gave the boss a quick hug.

“Hey big guy what’s up”

The others walked by us and out of sight to continue their rounds.

“Robin that Hopkins kid attacked our gang in the parking lot”

A rage of unkempt ferocity ignited my heart a flame.  

I noticed that one prefect had yet to be out of earshot so I shouted, I shouted so hard several students looked in my direction with concerned faces and some of the smaller kids began to cry.

SETH!!!!

He turned around with a questioning look.

“What’s the problem?”

“THAT GODDAMN HOPKINS KID HAS CROSSED A LINE; FOLLOW ME TO THE PARKING LOT!!”

All three of us ran to our destination my adrenaline gave me a burst of speed that helped me keep pace with Seth.

We passed the school building and entered the parking lot my friends were on the floor still winded from the assault Ethan was the exception holding his arm as he leant against the wall.

“ETHAN! WHERE IS THAT PUNK”

“They went through the old school bus”

I went through the bus first, stomping past the seats like a monster; Seth was next with Russell trailing when we got to the other side there was a small area of grass with some strewn about items of random trash.

All was quiet I slowly walked towards what seemed to be a gate of some sort; I ducked my head to listen for any noises.

“Psst, Seth auva heah”

Seth joined me at the gate.

“Two voices one is Hopkins and the other much older he sounds intoxicated”

“Right, Russell you aupen the gate and Seth you go fah the adult and I will take care auf Hopkins”

Seth silently nodded and we both moved out of the way as Russell ran head first into the gate knocking it off its hinges, Hopkins and the adult both jumped back in surprise.

“OH NO NOT YOU...”

Seth pointed at the trespassing adult.

“That’s it I’m laying the smack down...”

It was then my turn

“Filth like you belongs in the trash”

Even in the narrow space, Hopkins managed to slip past me and ran back through the bus and out of the parking lot despite the distance I was hot on his heels and ran into the space between the two dormitories I rounded the corner looked left and right but couldn’t see him any ware.

“Hiding will aunly make things worse”

I walked a few steps forwards but spun around in time to see my victim jumping out of a trash can and sprinting back the way we came.

‘The kids got moxie’

 After a while of running unlike most students, Hopkins did not seem to be tiring so I called for backup.

“We have a runna auva here”

I looked to my right to see that Edward had joined me in my chase.

I and Edward after a little bit of chasing were beginning to feel the burn and just outside the entrance to the Gym and football field we had to stop for a breather.

The whole ordeal had taken too long to resolve so I just let it go for now.

“Thanks, fah trying to help Edward but I’ll let you get back to your patrol”

“Don’t worry about it”

It was starting to turn dark so we both turned on our flashlights and went our separate ways.

I carried on into the gym area and Edward went towards Harrington House.

I shone the light to the left and it illuminated a basketball court opposite that was the front door to the gym I decided to walk down to the football field to see if there were in any jocks doing some late practice, the sound of marbles and falling were unmistakable, I spun around and in the centre of cone of light was Hopkins.

“Are you lost your dohm is that way?”

I noticed he was holding some large gun it seemed to be a...potato cannon...

I ran up to him to confiscate the weapon but instead was met with a potato to the face it broke on impact and I held my nose the next one hit me in the stomach and the third and final struck my right knee and fell to the floor.

Writhing on the stone floor I saw out of tear blurred eye’s my four friends round the corner blocking off his escape and Max showing him who’s boss after Hopkins had been dealt with they rushed to my aid and the last thing I saw was them kneeling down.

Knocked Out-X1

Friday-12:10-22/09/2006-That Bitch + Defend Bucky + The Candidate

Dear Ms McLeod your step-sister will be attending Bullworth School today and I would like you to be the first face she sees, I would also like you to show her around the school to help her get acquainted with all the facilities the school has to offer.

Dr Crabblesnitch

I was super excited to see my step-sister that I completely ignored the accidently incorrect usage of the word “sees” but instead grabbed Christy who was still in her pyjamas in a tight hug and started bouncing up and down.

“What’s got you so excited this early?”

“My sista is coming to Bullworth”

“Oh cool what’s her name”

“...Erin Cadogan, she’s from Wales in the UK”

I let go of Christy and ran out of the room and out of the girl’s dorm to the front gates.

I was momentarily distracted by an altercation concerning Mr Galloway who witnessed Biff Taylor knock out Hal Esposito and was having a hard time trying to bust him since he kept pushing the English teacher away with every attempt it was clear Mr Galloway did not see this as a major offence since he did not use the guaranteed take down manoeuvre.

I ran up to Biff and tried busting him myself but was pushed away as well after a minute of trying to bust the preppie, Mr Galloway went for the underarm grab and was soon standing over Biff reprimanding him.

“Thank you for the assistance Robin, I’ll take it from here, have a nice day now”

“Thank you, Sir, you too”

I hurried over to the front gate in time for a car to pull up it was a taxi, I pulled both gates open as the taxi driver got out and opened the back passenger side door.

A girl around normal height carefully exited the vehicle with help from the driver the white cane tapped the pavement a few times and gradually came to a standing position; she was wearing the standard school skirt and white shirt this being tucked in and more closely looked after in place of tights were knee high socks and standard footwear her dark brunette hair ended at her shoulders in a rather free flowing manner.

“Hi Erin”

“Robin is that you?”

“The aune and aunly”

“Well come and give me a hug then”

The taxi pulled away and I embraced Erin in a hug.

“What are you doing here; it’s wonderful to see you”

"Farther has been offered a better job over here so we both came to live here with you and Mother"

"That's amazing now I'll be able to spend more time with my little sista"

I walked Erin through the gates before closing them and I let Erin use my left arm has a support.

“How has your carpal tunnel been, is it still acting up”

“It’s flared up the audd time but nothing too serious”

“That’s good...say are you still dating that Lola girl”

“Umm...It’s complicated”

“Complicated? In what way”

“She’s a nun”

“Yikes my condolences”

“What do you mean, no aune’s died”

“Your chance of getting to third base has”

“...I...but...yeah, you’re right...”

The door to the girl’s dorm opened and I lead Erin though to the hallway where we were quickly intercepted by the hall monitor Mrs Peabody.

“Mrs Peebahdee, may I introduce you to my step sista Erin Cadogan”

Erin lifted her hand but in the wrong direction.

“Hello Mrs. Peabody it’s a pleasure to meet you”

"You can leave Ms Cadogan with me; now continue your prefect duties”                          

I said bye to Erin and left the girls dorm as I was just about to reach the front doors I overheard Beatrice and Mandy arguing, I felt like intervening but changed my mind when I remembered I would actually have to talk to them and got out of dodge before I could get dragged into the fray.

I headed towards the school most of the students were behaving themselves and the ones that weren’t, were too far away for me to care I noted out the corner of my eye Hopkins zooming past on a skate board toward the gym.

“Hey, prefect lady...”

The grating voice of Sheldon assaulted my ears.

“Yaww what’s the problem?”

“There’s a fight going on over by the rich kid’s house”

I ran towards Harrington House as fast as I could.

I had a sudden stop when I was called by name.

“McLeod, why are you running?”

“Huff...Huff...there’s a fight at Harrington House”

The whole ordeal at Harrington House went by in a flash it was a typical preppie and greaser throw down most of them managed to escape when they saw Mr Hattrick and I round the corner but Derby and Johnny stayed, not satisfied with how many teeth they had collectively knocked from one another’s mouth.

Taking down Derby and Johnny was easier than it normally would be since they had been at each other’s throats for god knows how long, Mr Hattrick escorted Johnny to Mr Crabblesnitches office and I followed from behind frog marching Derby.

After another long day, I make my way towards the girl’s dorm.

Tuesday-18:00-31/10/2006-Halloween + the Big Prank

5 Hours Earlier

“So Robin are you going to that party for the prefects”

Christy was in the shower stall next to Robin.

“No, I’m not aulda enough...I did ask...but hey Halloween is the time fah trouble making and if anything majah happens the autha prefects will be here in a shot”

The two girls got changed into their respective uniforms and went their separate ways.

Karl was outside of the dorm waiting for me.

“Good day Ms McLeod, we’ve been tasked with setting up the Halloween decorations around the school”

“So what can I do to help?”

 “Good headway has already been made but if you could take these leftover pumpkins to Mr Luntz and assist him in putting them away that would be most helpful”

I grabbed a large cart of pumpkins and began to pull them toward the outside door to the basement.

The School Janitor and resident pessimist was already waiting and looking as glum as ever, I stopped the cart next to him and greeted him with a smile.

“Hello Mr Luntz, how are you”

“Take one pumpkin at time and follow the signs to the boiler room just put them down anywhere I’ll sort them out later”

Without another word we both went about transporting the leftover pumpkins, to say the rest of the job was awkward would be an understatement.

This was not the first time I had been in the basement but it was the time I had permission to be here it was just as underwhelming as the first just a lot of rat’s cobwebs and pipes spitting steam out at random intervals.

5 Hours Later (Present)

Robin was excited for the costume wearing part of today since she wasn’t allowed to go to the party she had to remain on school grounds which was plenty fine with her, it gave her all the more reason to try on her new Halloween costume...

Looking at herself in the mirror she was able to get a better judge on her costume, the standard British redcoat uniform fit perfect from the slightly angled Tricorn hat to the bright red coat to the white leggings and flat-heeled shoes and an authentic looking all be it fake musket strapped to her back.

“Drink your tea and pay your taxes...*Giggle*”

The sky had quickly gotten dark with only jack o lanterns and moonlight illuminating the school grounds, Robin stood at the entrance to the girls dorm she adjusted the musket so she was holding the butt of the gun and began marching down the short path to the four-way intersection when she spied a pink bunny a skeleton and a Nazi.

“Hey, you two keep yourselves auut auf trouble because I'll finish it if you start it, that's a promise”

The skeleton stepped toward me and it had a mouth.

“Yeah what are you going to do about it, ‘Ms Boston Tea Party?’ are you going to tax us or something”

“You keep running your mouth like that and I’m going to enact some marshal law so don't push your luck”

The Easter bunny made a slight wave.

“Hello Robin”

“Hey Pete, enjoying Halloween”

Pete was about to reply before being yanked away by Gary ‘Psycho’ Smith.

“C’mon Petey you can talk to your girlfriend later”

The good the bad and the ugly walked away I was about to move when I felt a gentle bump from behind.

“Oh, Erin nice costume I didn’t know you did Halloween”

“Of course I do and what better than to wear than a Daredevil costume, I’ve got the whole blind thing going on to”

I facepalmed and gave her a quick hug.

“Will you be alright celebrating Halloween by yourself most auf the students tend to get a bit rough with the pranks”

“Aw, Robin you’re worried about your little sister, that’s so cute”

“Nothing cute about it this is a dangerous place and I’m the aunly prefect here to keep things in aurda and Mr Burton is in the staff room, so auf course I’m worried no aune here would be against the ideeah auf hurting a female student, so please keep yourself safe Erin that’s all I ask”

She gave me another quick hug.

“I’m hanging out with Christy, Angie and Eunice tonight”

“Oh, uh well have fun I guess”

The three aforementioned girls showed up and dragged Erin away talking about some girly gibberish.

 I walked over towards the school and started my march around the school well that was the general idea but a spontaneous Mr Burton appeared at the front entrance.

“Ms McLeod would you like to join us for food and drink in the staff room”

“If that’s alright with you, thank you”

I walked through the dark halls of the school until I arrived at the staff room as I walked into the room I saw Mr Galloway laying on the floor snoring with a wine bottle still in hand, Mr Hattrick was slurring a story about his time as a sniper for the army, Mrs Danvers was filling up Dr Crabblesnitches punch glass methodically, Edna was  slow dancing with an uncomfortable Dr Watts, Dr Crabblesnitch clumsily got up from the sofa spilling a little bit of punch and staggered over towards me shaking my hand.

“Robin, fantastic it’s so good to see you, that’s what this needed some young blood to liven the place up a bit”

We played various party games and may have had a bit too much to drink but the teachers were all off their faces at the time so one noticed or cared.

At some point during the party, someone left a burning bag of dog mess that a slightly tipsy Mr Burton stamped on it to put the fire out and we all laughed we shortly passed out afterwards.

Report on Student(s) thoughts concerning Prefects

The students of Bullworth Academy all have nicknames for the prefects when they got exceptionally angry like really, really angry they decided on the names after witnessing each prefect lose their cool.

Ranting Branting

Karl went on a tirade and lectured several townspeople for half an hour.

*

A Near Seth Experience

Seth nearly killed another student but was stopped by the other prefect’s before anything could happen.

*

The 2^nd Pummelling

Edward was seen standing over the unconscious forms of Yuri, Biff and Norton when he suspected they were the cause of three female students crying.

*

Maximum Damage

In a fit of blind rage Max accidentally busted a teacher, the teacher soon resigned afterwards.

*

Raging Red Robin

Upon hearing from Russell that all of her friends had been beaten up she saw nothing but red and screamed and shouted so loud and with such intensity she caused numerous students to start crying.

*

Whenever a situation occurs that instigates the transformation from prefect to ‘Monster’ the students stay well away in case they become the next target.

Wednesday-13:00-1/11/2006-Help Gary + Russell in the Hole

I woke up with a small hangover it wasn’t too bad a pint of water and an early patrol around the school soon cleared it up.

“Robin how are you this morning, did you enjoy yourself last night”

Karl was behind me looking a little out of it.

“Yaww thank you, Karl, I had a pretdee good time, spent most auf the time partying with the teachers, how about you, and looks like you had a good time as well”

Karl was rubbing his brow and yawning.

“Yeah we had a good time might have overdone it a little”

“...Hey Karl during Halloween I saw Smith and Hopkins hanging around I can’t put my finga aun it but it feels like they're up to something”

“It wouldn’t be the first time someone felt like that around Gary Smith that boy is unstable and potentially dangerous, I’ll tell the others to keep a close eye on him, just to be on the safe side”

“Thanks, Karl I appreciate it, see you lata”

We both went our separate ways.

As I headed toward the library I saw Sister Lorelai looking out one of the upstairs windows, I gave a little wave but she just turned her head away and left the window.

‘Uh maybe she didn’t see me, auh well she’s probably busy best not disturb ha’

It had not long turned one o’clock when I noticed the outside door to the basement had not been properly closed, I walked over and peeked inside it was dark being illuminated by steadily dying lights and naked bulbs.

“Mr Luntz, are you in there...”

No answer, I stepped into the basement and walked along the tight hallway being careful of steam jets from the broken pipes, the pumpkins were dotted around in various places some had been broken, I quickened my pace when I heard what sounded like voices, they mainly consisted of chanting.

I came up to a wall which I knew from past experience lead to a large room with a hole in the middle I never found out what that room was used for, I round the last corner and saw a whole bunch of students gathered around and then I saw Russell it looked like he was fighting with someone.

I ran up to fight and the other students parted to let me through a few of them leaving upon seeing me.

I saw Jimmy Hopkins standing over a defeated Russell who looked far worse for wear.

Jimmy had his back to me as he was celebrating, I felt something inside me snap an untapped rage and I had not yet experienced took control me.

The other students knew what was happing well in advance and one of the nerd’s shouted out.

“CODE RED, I REPEAT CODE RED, RAGING RED ROBIN INBOUND, EVERYONE SCATTER”

More students started to hurriedly leave.

I don’t know what came over me but I started snarling like some rabid dog.

“HOPKINS I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, THIS IS THE LAST STRAW YOU HEAR”

Jimmy stopped celebrating and turned around in time to see me jump into the hole.

“Hold up a minute this is a big misunderstanding...”

I ran to grab my target but was stopped when Russell grabbed me by the waist.

I flailed and kicked out trying to get free but was completely stuck.

“Russell let me go”

“Robin this wasn’t short kids fault”

Jimmy made calming gestures with his hand.

“Listen to your boss it was all that psycho Gary’s fault”

My anger soon turned to tiredness and I fell limp and landed on the concrete floor my eyes started to close as I felt the sensation of sleep wash over me, I felt myself being lifted into the air I blacked out soon after.

Knocked Out-X2

I wasn’t too sure how long I was out for but the unmistakable macabre comments from the resident school nurse Ms McRae told she was in the nurse’s office and laying in one of the lumpy beds, when I managed to open my eyes I found that I was still in my prefect’s uniform which was good thing all considered that it wasn’t bad enough for Ms McRae to have to strip me, my carpal tunnel was playing up a dull continuous pain like an irritating hum that just would not go away.

“Are you feeling better...Robin, I think it was”

I turned my head as quickly as I could which admittedly was not very quick at all towards the unexpected voice of Jimmy Hopkins sitting by my bedside.

“Yeah, I’m fine thank you, are you here to gloat that I passed auut aur something?”

Jimmy from his sitting position reached down to the floor and pulled up a can of soda and rested it on the bed.

“I got this as an ‘I’m sorry’ I know a cheap can of soda isn’t much of an apology for the stress I must have caused you, but...”

I picked up the can and popped the tab and took a few quick sips.

“It’s a good start; I suppose you could have done worse mind you”

“I don’t say this lightly, but you were pretty terrifying back there, I thought you were going to kill me”

Finished with the can, for now, I placed it on the side table next to my bed and sat up.

“You know what kid; I thought I was going to kill you too”

Thursday-8:40-9/11/2006-Last Minute Shopping

It was fairly cold as I left the girls dorm and even the air couldn’t hide the fact that the drop in temperature was not significant, we were warned on the TV that the cold front coming in would most likely require winter clothing much earlier than first anticipated as it stood I had my navy winter leggings on over my standard tights and a brown leather glove on my left hand and much thinner black glove on under my wrist brace and topped off with my faded pink beanie.

The ring of many keys rattled in my hand as I walked towards them, the other prefects were performing their daily duties, and Jimmy Hopkins was standing by the gates with his bike.

“Hello Jimmy, you seem to be in a hurry”

“I have an errand to do for the school cook”

“Let me guess buying supplies fah ha ‘date’ with Dr Watts”

I sorted through the many keys to find the right one and clicked the lock of the gate and pushed it open.

“There, now go and embrace whateva you can fah the so-called freedom auf Bullworth”

“Thanks see ya later”

Jimmy cycled away I could hear some complaints from the townspeople as he rode past them, then suddenly like a freight train hitting a concrete wall I had remembered.

“Shit, I forgot”

I spoke to Max to relay a message to Karl for me and then left the school grounds.

As I walked towards Bullworth town I noticed early on that the prefects, unlike other students, are exempt from the pompous harassment of the adults.

It all hit the fan as soon as I stepped onto the bridge a little further down I heard someone shouting about their job as a psychiatrist and soon found an older gentleman struggling to pin down a student, a student who looked suspiciously like Jimmy Hopkins, it would be him wouldn’t it, I ran up a bit closer to get a proper look.

I stretched out my hand and finger to a pointing gesture.

“You shall be penalised fah this violation!”

I ran up to the two of them and stalked around the struggling two as I tried to find a good opening, it wasn’t until Jimmy managed to break loose from the citizen’s arrest that I was able to grab for him, Jimmy stood off to the side and watched the whole thing unveil.

I went for the standard grab at first and found a good grip on his collar than his ear as I grabbed on tight, to his credit despite the length of time I had hold of him he still managed to break free but that was only a fleeting thought as he next did something very stupid, I blocked the punch with both my arms.

“Violence against prefects is forbidden!”

Jimmy was watching my every move.

I planted my back foot firmly behind me, cocked my left arm and allowed it to shoot forwards, it hit its mark as I was now hoisting the so-called ‘Dr’ up by his ear, I flung my arm down and he crashed face-first into the road.

“Wow that is kind of badass, it’s nice to not be on the receiving end for once”

The Dr was on the floor looking groggy and out of it feeling satisfied with my work and gave thumbs up to Jimmy.

“You bedda hurry along and do what you need to do unless you want me aur the police to bust you fah truazee”

Jimmy picked up his bike and got back on.

“I thought we were cool?”

“Oh we are but I’m still a prefect”

“Could I pay you off?”

“Attempting to bribe a prefect Mr Hopkins?”

“Well you lot are super corrupt so I thought if I show you some green, you would look the other way”

“...Fair point although it won’t be cheap. Hmm; let’s say five dollars fah aune auuwwah auf me ignoring you”

Jimmy reached into his pocket and handed me the money which I stashed in my inner jacket pocket.

“This doesn’t apply to my friend’s aur teachers just so you know”

“Yeah sure, they’ve been friendlier anyway”

I had a little idea that could bring in more money.

“You know Jimmy boy if you behave yourself and complete some errands that I might have in the fucha I will consida expanding what kind auf services I will auffa”

“What you mean like...”

“Finish that sentence and you will be waking up in the nurse’s auffice”

“Hey I was only joking; anyway have to get going, so see you around”

I waved as he set off on his errand.

I walked back to the school keeping an eye on my surroundings making sure there was no more trouble, any possible trouble that might have been had was put on pause as I strolled down the sidewalk some townies were walking back and forth giving some students and adults nasty looks.

One thing that the prefects know and the townies don’t is that even though they no longer attend school in any capacity they are still officially students of Bullworth as their names have not been removed from the official register, so my colleagues and I are still under oath to treat them like we treat any normal student.

Mr Galloway rounded the corner exiting through the school gates staggering and smelling strongly of liquor with a bottle of some nondescript alcoholic beverage being gripped loosely as the faint remains of liquid sloshing back and forth could be heard inside the bottle.

I ran over to check if he was alright.

“Mr Galloway Sir, you aukay?”

“Oh my fav...*burp*...rit prefetta, how has your day bin, you know that blasted Hattrick keeps getting on my case...why can’t he just leave me to my drink...”

Mr Galloway stumbled off trying to will liquor out of the now empty bottle my attention was drawn away from the intoxicated English teacher to Jimmy Hopkins zooming past on a bike with a shopping bag on the handle.

He must have been truanting since Seth immediately started to chase after him and they both took off into the school.

I decided to patrol the school for the remainder of the day since I had no urgent business to attend to.

I saw Erin hanging out with Christy and Eunice It seemed that Erin impressed the pair by speaking and translating different words into Welsh.

I’m glad Erin was able to find someone to be her friends since my duties as a prefect doesn’t allow me to socialise as much as I’m used to it's she has someone to talk to.

I was about to walk past the Library when I heard a familiar voice and noticed an equally familiar habit.

‘Why was my girlfriend talking to Gary Smith auf all people I couldn’t make auut what they were saying but I didn’t like it, not aune bit’

It seemed too awkward now to walk past with the possibility of being seen and having them think I was spying on them...which I was; trying to look as inconspicuous as possible I casually looked around with my hands in my jacket pockets and tapping one foot on the ground before periodically changing the foot I was tapping.

Johnny Vincent in a surprise came walking down behind me.

“Psst Johnny auva here”

He came strolling overlooking to cool for school.

“What do you want Robin trying to steal another girlfriend of mine”

“Look, Johnny, I’m sorry fah what I did I went behind your back and what I did was very bad I damaged your trust”

“Hey, hey enough with the sappiness, I always figured that my Lola was growing distant and I guess it only makes sense she would leave me for someone else who would be able to better attend to her needs, I’m just glad you got to her before any of these other low life’s did so thanks”

“Thank you, Johnny, that means a lot, hey Johnny Lola and Gary ‘psycho smith are talking by the library”    

“Ok, what’s this all about?”

“Well I need to get past but I don’t want them to think I’ve been eavesdropping”

“Let me guess you want me to punch Gary”

I took out the five dollars and held it out in front of me.

“You won’t be doing it fah free”

“Fine as long as you don’t bust me you have a deal”

“Deal”

Saturday-10:00-11/11/2006-Hattrick Vs Galloway

Walking past the English room I heard unmistakeable shouting of Mr Hattrick and Mr Galloway they were arguing about the latter’s drinking habits and it seems Mr Hattrick has finally had enough and was now giving Mr Galloway the third degree, upon hearing the door handle click I started to walk away.

“McLeod a moment of your time please”

“Yaww Mr Hattrick Sir”

“It has come to my attention that Galloway might have hidden bottles of his booze around the school and I feel that Ms Phillips is in cahoots with Galloway and that they might be planning something”

“What can I do to help sir?”

“I want you to keep an eye on Hopkins as of lately he’s been very nosey around school and I would not put it past him to start sticking his nose in this situation, you are not to bust him, but if you do discover that Ms Phillips is actually aiding that pathetic slosh of a teacher, I give you full permission to bust our Art Teacher, do I make myself clear, Ms McLeod”

“Yaww Sir”

“Very well you may go about your duties”

Hattrick walked off and went upstairs most probably to his classroom; Mr Galloway and Ms Phillips were my favourite teachers when I was still an ordinary student, but if I’m tasked with taking down a member of staff with the proper authority than I have no choice but to honour the demands of my superiors as is the life of a Bullworth Academy prefect.

I carried on my merry way and noticed Sr. Lorelei enter the staff room I thought it odd since I very rarely see her outside of the library, making my way upstairs I saw Karl doing his patrols and Max on the side keeping troublemakers at bay I waved to them both then walked into the main office and walked up to Miss Danvers.

“Miss Danvers”

The secretary looked up from the book she was reading.

“Yes Robin what is it”

“I would like to initiate a...Code Red...”

There was shock plastered on her face.

“Are you sure”

“Yaww Miss”

Miss Danvers opened up one of the flinging cabinets and pulled out a hefty looking file, sieved through its contents and pulled out a single piece of paper, said paper was laid out on the desk in front of me, and Miss Danvers closed the door to the office.

“Ms McLeod I will leave this to you”

She walked into the Dr Crabblesnitches office and suddenly I was alone, I glanced at the paper and grabbed a pen.

“Well here goes nothing”

Bullworth Academy

Emergency Prefect Responsibility Addendum(s)

The form of coding; please select all that is relevant.                                                                                               

Code Green: Faculty member in need of reprimanding by prefect []

Code Amber: Faculty member in need of reporting to Headmaster []

Code Red: Faculty member in need of busting and sending to Headmaster []

In order to enable EPRA you must have the permission from one member of the faculty; please write down the name of one staff member below who has given consent for the usage of this form.

Mr Hattrick

Please write down the name of the faculty member pending punishment.

Ms Phillips

As the requesting prefect please sign your name on the signature strip below.

Robin McLeod

Bullworth Academy

Official Documentation of the Bullworth Academy Administration Department

Endorsed By Dr Crabblesnitch

I including the four senior prefects had tried and failed to apprehend Jimmy Hopkins when he went about recovering the hidden stashes of alcohol, our attention was first raised when we all heard the trophy cabinet glass smash and saw the perpetrator, the turning point for his escape was when Max and Edward had him cornered on the suspended walkway above the front entrance I was behind Edward just in case he tried to slip away and Seth and Karl were supporting Max but one thing none of us expected was when he vaulted over the railing and made a short but daring fall to the ground level.

I made a mad dash for the stairwell and my friends followed close behind, barging through the front doors nearly knocking over some students, Karl had us split up, Seth and Max went in the direction of the Library, Edward went towards the dorms and Karl and I went in the direction of the Auto Shop my run was cut short when I noticed Jimmy talking to Ms Phillips.

“Karl I have a Code Red”

“What, really who enforced it?

“Mr Hattrick”

...

“Psst Karl, Jimmy’s handing the bottles to Ms Phillips”

“Okay, stay close behind me”

We made ourselves noticed and walked towards the two, Karl began proceedings.

“Ms Philips I’m sorry but I’m going to have to ask you to come with us”

“What? I’m a teacher you have no authority over me, now go back to you duties”

“We have a Code Red ma’am please don’t make it any harder than it has to be”

“This is utterly preposterous, I am not going anywhere”

Karl turned to me with a stern look.

“Robin it’s time to do it the old fashioned way”

I simply nodded in compliance to the subtle order and we both moved forward both of us on high alert, Karl went for Jimmy who had been distracted by the unfolding events and was taken down easily.

I stalked toward my favourite teacher she was always so nice to everyone and I listened more in her class than I did in any other and I can’t deny that I’m still harbouring a school girl crush for the Art teacher.

“Robin you were my best student please don’t do this”

“Sorry Ms Phillips but I have a job to do”

I stopped midway slowly raised my braced right hand with an extended finger while the left hand wiped away a single tear from my eye.

“Alcoholic beverages are forbidden on school grounds!”

I ran toward Ms Phillips who herself did not move but remained steadfast and just accepted what was about to happen, my hand found her collar and soon found her ear as I yanked upwards before throwing her down and her face smacking into the floor.

Friday-9:07-01/12/2006-Movie Tickets

Ms Phillips has been suspended for a month and Mr Galloway has been given a verbal warning by Dr Crabblesnitch.

I was able to finally speak with Sr. Lorelai, I managed clear and patch things up with her, now she smiles when she sees me which is a nice change of pace from being ignored.

I’m not going to stop being corrupt I’m just going to hide it better.

The resident Nun will be taking Ms Phillips place as Art and Photography teacher until she is back.

Dr Crabblesnitch promoted me to senior prefect so I now have the same level of authority as Karl, Seth, Max and Edward, and I will not abuse my authority...well maybe a little...ok a lot I’m going to abuse it a lot.

It had been a while since I even set foot into the library let alone the second floor but I had a plan in mind and I’m determined to see it through.

“Wanna go see a movie with me”

“No”

“What why”

“Sorry Robin but my schedule has been much busier recently and I simply cannot shirk off my duties as much as I would want to”

“Oh man I was really hoping to spend some quality time with you”

“Why don’t you take Erin with you even if she can’t see the film she would probably enjoy spending time with you?”

“Ha, if you honestly think I would be able to pry her away from Christy and her little gang”

...

“If you really want to spend time with me, how about you aide me in my Art and Photography classes I could use the help keeping the students in line not to mention Art was your favourite class so you could help the other students if they become stuck”

“Yeah sure I’ll help out”

“Thanks, Robin my first class is just about to start”

We both left the library and headed for the main building.

I was standing next to Sr. Lorelei as she introduced the class; I just stood there with my hands in the pockets of my jacket looking down at the floor.

“Good morning class I will be teaching your art class today”

One of the preps put their hand up.

“Yes Bryce, what do you want?”

“Sister why is a prefect here”

I started to walk towards him but Lorelei held up her hand to stop me.

“Ms McLeod will be supporting me during this class and is available to assist you as well, if you ask nicely, it would also be wise to conduct yourself in a more appropriate manner Mr Montrose as Robin still as the authority to bust you for any violation’s such as rudeness, I will also not tolerate it either, do you understand”

Bryce looked at me with a snide grin.

“Yes Sister, I understand perfectly”

Lorelei nodded and began the class; it seemed that we were doing what Ms Phillips would normally have us doing, as Sr. Lorelei had us both posing back to back as the students sketched us I had my right foot forward, jutted out slightly and my right hand extended in a pointing gesture while the nun was standing with her head down and hands together in a praying pose.

Everyone had made a good effort but kind of unsurprisingly Jimmy Hopkins who had been rather quiet throughout had the best painting he drew gods rays shining down on Lorelei and flames all around my body in all honesty it looked rather cool.

“Hey, Jimmy what’s with the fire?”

“When I was in the hole and forced to fight Russell, I overheard one of the nerd’s say something about Raging Red Robin so I decided to do some digging and as it turns out you guys are kind of hardcore”

“Yes...well anyway good work on your assignment, show it to the Sr. and let her grade it”

I walked around the rest of the class and checked their paintings before walking back to Lorelei.

“All of the students are finished with their work”

The nun turned to the rest of the class.

“Okay everyone you may leave for recess”

All of the students filed out for class, I watched them leave to make sure they didn’t start fighting on the way out.

*Peck*

Lorelei pulled back from the kiss on my cheek gave me a small smile and left the classroom; I was astounded it had been so long since that kind of affection was shown to me.

I left the Art Class and heard from one of the students that the Carnival would be in town tomorrow.

After leaving I headed straight for the office so I could speak to Miss Danvers.

...

“Hello Robin how can I help you”

“Could I speak to Dr Crabblesnitch Please?

Miss Danvers knocked on the door poked her head though then held the door open for me; I headed through to the office and sat down.

“Ah Ms McLeod what you brings you to my office”

“Good afternoon Headmaster if it is alright I would like to have permission to attend the carnival tomorrow”

“Hmm, yes...yes you know what that’s a wonderful idea for tomorrow I will put all lessons on hold and we can all go to the carnival that will be sure to perk up their spirits”

“Thank you, Dr Crabblesnitch”