The 4 Dungeon Hunters

Etakk is a very large world that has been in a disaster that was caused by the creatures in the world. The creatures are stronger than human beings unless you knew how to use a gun properly. The entire world ended up like that because the creatures destroyed 98% of the population. Etakk has over 900 trillion people living in the world. And there are many types of creatures. Some are; Hooleybirds, Skaglings, Elemental Dragons, Astalions, and many more. The creatures look nothing like Humans, but like Aliens. There is a airplane coming from the city called “Handsomeville” where 4 Dungeon Hunters were on. And on the airplane were bandits from the Bullettooth Bandits. They were also headed toward the same location that they were.

Eleanor, the Magician is 24 years old. She is one of only 50 Magicians in existence. Only 50 at a time could exist at the same time. She has long curly blue hair that goes half way passed her back. She has tattooes to prove that she’s a Magician. She’s 5’11” tall and is skinny like everyone else. She looked at the bandits and put her hand out and then a black light appeared above the bandits and they rose. Kurt, the Soldier is 22 years old. He’s got a muscular body like Victor. But a little weaker. He is 6’4” tall and is skinny.  He wears a winter hat all the time to keep his bald head warm. He took out an assault rifle and started shooting at them. Then Eleanor threw her arm to the side and they flew out of the emergency exit. Then the bandits started running toward them and Crystal, the Slayer is 29 years old and is the oldest of the 4 Dungeon Hunters. She has short hair that is the color pink. She’s 5’8” and is skinny. Like a toothpick. She has a tattoo of a anaconda on her left arm and a skull on her right arm. She swung her sword at them while running toward them and they collapsed. Then on the outside of the airplane, Victor, the Fighter is 25 years old. He is a street fighter that fights for money. He’s 6 foot tall and very skinny. He has brown long hair that is straighter than a person drawing a line. He is one of the 4 Dungeon Hunters. He looked at the bandits and they started running toward him with guns and they started shooting. Victor ran toward them and punched the bandits off of the roof of the airplane. Then he walked to the hatch and opened it up so he could get in. When he got in, he shut the hatch and then walked to the other hatch and closed that one.

Then they sat down and waited for the airplane to land. The pilots were one of the bandits that they killed. Which also means that the airplane will crash land. The airplane hits the ground in a place called Iceberg Giant. Iceberg Giant is a place where there is nothing but ice. People built buildings there to keep warm, but most people just freeze to death out there.

So few people live there. 5 months later, a robot named Savvy Clappy found the crashed airplane and searched it to look if anyone was alive in there. Savvy Clappy rolled in with the wheel that was underneath his red and black body. The left half was red and the right half was black.

He then asked, “Is anyone here? I just found this airplane laying here. It doesn’t look too good. Is anyone alive in here?”

Victor stood up and looked at the robot and then Crystal stood up. She stared at Savvy Clappy and then started moving her head around. Kurt stood up. Eleanor stood up and walked in between Victor and Crystal.

So they continue to stare at the robot and Savvy Clappy asked, “Are you 4 ok? It looks like your airplane crashed.”

Victor said, “A talking robot.”

Eleanor said, “You were made by Avalon. The gun manufacturer right.”

Savvy Clappy heard that and answered, “Yes I was. I’m Savvy Clappy. A robot that lives in these parts. Welcome to Iceberg Giant.”

Kurt said, “So this isn’t our destination right.”

Crystal said, “Not at all. We were supposed to be in Huntington Droid. Which is nowhere near our destination.”

Savvy Clappy said, “I’ll show you around.”

Victor asked, “Should we?”

Eleanor answered, “We got nothing else to do. We’re trapped here as you can see.”

Kurt said, “Well, I guess that we could do this.”

Savvy Clappy said, “Of course you can. The town Iceberg Giant is a disaster because of the creatures that attacked the world. Also bandits. But mostly ice creatures live here.”

Eleanor asked, “Is this place deserted?”

Savvy Clappy answered, “I’m afraid so. Only about 8.8 trillion people are left in the world.”

Crystal said, “That’s not good at all. But is that counting the bandits?”

Savvy Clappy answered, “Nope. Not at all. If there were bandits added in there, we’re talking about 20.8 trillion people left.”

They heard that and yelled, “Where are all of these bandits coming from?”

Savvy Clappy answered, “No one knows. But you should come into town. Not that many people live here like I said before.”

Victor heard that and said, “So you are saying that these creatures wiped out everyone.”

Savvy Clappy heard that and answered, “Not at all. There’s a safe location that was created 26 years ago after the 4 heroes died. As soon as they died, a city called Lincoln’s Home. The people that still live here, refuse to go there. It’s the safest place to be.”

Crystal said, “We should get there then. So they could help us get to the Dungeon.”

Kurt said, “She may have a point.”

Savvy Clappy said, “I’m afraid that you’re going in the wrong direction. If you go to Lincoln’s Home, they won’t be able to help you. They don’t know a thing about the Dungeon. No one does.”

Victor said, “It’s in Huntington Droid. Do you know where that is from here?”

Savvy Clappy answered, “Huntington Droid doesn’t exist. There’s no such town or city as that.”

Eleanor heard that and said, “Impossible. This airplane was headed there.”

Savvy Clappy said, “It’s not a town or city. It’s a bandit camp.”

Victor said, “That makes sense that they tried killing us.”

Kurt said, “Yep.”

Crystal said, “I guess that it’s useless. We need to find it on our own. So where is this town that you were talking about?”

Savvy Clappy answered, “2,483 miles away from this area.”

Eleanor said, “That’ll take us awhile to get there.”

Savvy Clappy said, “I’m afraid so. But I think that I could help you 4 out. So please follow me.”

They heard that and looked at each other and nodded and Crystal said, “OK robot. We’ll join you.”

Savvy Clappy said, “I’m headed to Lincoln’s Home myself. But I tried to convince them to come with me. But they won’t budge. So let me tell you something about this area. The enemies are all ice. Most of them are Ice Dragons, Cellifloors, Velosiraptors, and many other ice creatures.”

Crystal said, “So we’re going to help him get to this last place of civilization.”

Eleanor said, “I guess so.”

Victor asked, “Shall we begin?”

Kurt laughed and said, “Victor doesn’t care about the robot. He only wants to go to the Dungeon and sleep for the rest of the day.”

Eleanor asked, “Is that so?”

Victor answered, “Not at all. We need all the help we could get. Am I right robot?”

Savvy Clappy said, “It’s not robot, it’s Savvy Clappy. But you could call me SC-739.”

Victor said, “OK SC-739, lead the way to the town of Iceberg Giant.”

SC-739 said, “OK sir. But before we go, how do I know that you aren’t bandits? Because that’s a bandit plane.”

Crystal saw that and said, “Whoops, we took the wrong airplane. No wonder no one was driving.”

Eleanor said, “He was a bandit as well.”

Kurt said, “The 4 of us are known as Dungeon Hunters. We need to find the Dungeon and do whatever we need to do inside of it. It seems that we got some false info from a man 5 months ago.”

Victor said, “We’ve been trapped in here for 5 months.”

Eleanor said, “You kept track with time soldier.”

Kurt said, “I’m no soldier, I’m a Slayer.”

SC-739 said, “Stop arguing. I believe that you are Dungeon Hunters by the equipment that you have. Well, let’s begin then.”

They said, “OK let’s move out.”

They took out there weapons and walked off of the airplane.

As soon as they got off of the airplane, they saw how much damage they did to the world and SC-739 asked, “Where did you 4 come from again?”

Crystal answered, “Freypoint.”

Kurt said, “Freypoint is a town that is quite famous in this world. How far is it from here?”

SC-739 answered, “70,000 miles away from here.”

Victor said, “That’s pretty bloody far.”

Crystal said, “We were only in the air for 7 hours.”

SC-739 said, “That’s because of the upgraded parts on the airplane. The bandits created it to go far distances in a short period of time.”

Kurt said, “Now that’s amazing. Where’d they get all of the stuff?”

SC-739 answered, “4 months ago, magical guns appeared on the planet. No one knows how either. But Avalon and many other gun manufacturers have started working on magic guns.”

Eleanor said, “Magical guns. This is getting interesting.”

Crystal said, “I have to agree with you. Plus, we’re all in this together.”

Kurt said, “Magical guns sound amazing.”

SC-739 said, “Well, that’s because they are amazing.”

Kurt said, “OK. So this is where we begin our journey as a Dungeon Hunter. It’s quite sad.”

Crystal said, “Oh shut up. This isn’t sad, this is Hell itself.”

Eleanor said, “You need to stop arguing. We can argue when we hunt this Dungeon and go back to this town that SC-739 plans on going to. As soon as we get him there.”

Victor said, “We’ll head for the Dungeon. As soon as we get to the Dungeon and finish our business that is in there, we will come back to this place and live there. Unless we part ways.”

Kurt said, “Part ways sounds good.”

Crystal said, “You truly are mean.”

SC-739 heard that and continued listening to what they were saying and then a faint roar appeared and Eleanor said, “Quiet. I think that I just heard something.”

SC-739 looked up and said, “It’s an Ice Dragon.”

Kurt said, “An Ice Dragon already.”

SC-739 answered, “Yes. Elemental Dragons aren’t rare. Only a couple of the Elemental Dragons are rare. But they barely show themselves. Well, that’s what I heard.”

Eleanor said, “Good enough. So the rare ones must be tough.”

SC-739 said, “They are.”

They heard that and looked at each other and then aimed their guns at the sky and waited.

2: Defeat the Ice Dragons
Defeat the Ice Dragons

A faint roar appeared and Eleanor said, “Quiet. I think that I just heard something.”

SC-739 looked up and said, “It’s an Ice Dragon.”

Kurt said, “An Ice Dragon already.”

SC-739 answered, “Yes. Elemental Dragons aren’t rare. Only a couple of the Elemental Dragons are rare. But they barely show themselves. Well, that’s what I heard.”

Eleanor said, “Good enough. So the rare ones must be tough.”

SC-739 said, “They are.”

They heard that and looked at each other and then aimed their guns at the sky and waited.

They continued walking while aiming there guns in the air and SC-739 said, “This area is full of creatures that’ll attack you. Plus, this world is worse than it was 26 years ago. A total of only 20 live in Iceberg Giant. Not including me. The mayor of Lincoln’s Home sent me to bring the 20 people into the town of Lincoln’s Home. But they continue to refuse my offer.”

Kurt said, “So they refused your offer. So you want us to talk to them after we defeat the Ice Dragons?”

SC-739 answered, “If you could, then that would be great. I wouldn’t be going back empty-handed.”

Victor said, “You aren’t. We’re going with you.”

SC-739 said, “You’re right.”

Eleanor asked, “Why is it that you get brains now? And not before?”

Victor answered, “The situation changed. When we left, only 5% of the population were living. Now it’s only 2%. It’s getting worse.”

Kurt said, “That was 5 months ago. This is quite something.”

Crystal said, “This world needs a new start.”

Eleanor said, “You could say that again.”

SC-739 said, “Well, they are getting closer.”

Victor said, “I noticed.”

Eleanor said, “Shoot when ready.”

Crystal said, “We’re always ready.”

Eleanor said, “That’s true too.”

Kurt said, “Just have fun is what she means.”

Victor said, “That is good.”

The Ice Dragons appeared in their sights and they started shooting at the Ice Dragons and none of the bullets were hitting them.

They flew down to the ground and the 4 of them ducked and said, "Whoa guys. You need to calm down.”

SC-739 said, “They won’t listen to you. I tried that already.”

Victor said, “Of course you did. Why would they listen to a damn robot?”

SC-739 answered, “Robots are smarter than humans.”

Kurt said, “He has a point man.”

Victor said, “If Robots are smarter than humans, then tell me why you didn’t attack them.”

They heard that and SC-739 answered, “I’m not programmed to fight such creatures. I was created to help the people out.”

Crystal said, “This robot is dumb as hell. So were going to have to say fuck this guy. But we’ll help you.”

Victor stood up and started shooting at the Ice Dragons again and the Ice Dragons spit out ice balls at them and they moved out of the way and the ice balls hit the iced floor and then everyone started shooting at them and there health bar was lowering slowly and Crystal said, “These things got a lot of HP guys.”

Eleanor said, “I can tell.”

Victor said, “She means that we can tell.”

Kurt smiled and said, “You guys don’t know how to stop arguing.”

Crystal said, “He has a point. We don’t know how to stop arguing.”

Victor said, “No need to worry. We’re all friends. And we fight to the death.”

Eleanor said, “Yep, we’ve been fighting together for 5 years.”

The Ice Dragons continued to shoot ice balls at them and they moved out of the way of each and every ice ball and also continued to shoot at them. The Ice Dragons roared at them and then even smaller Ice Dragons appeared and they were called Little Ice Dragon. Little Ice Dragons look like the normal ones, but are just smaller by 3 times. They flew toward them even faster than the normal ones and then attacked them with their wings and their health bars lowered by 1 HP each time. Crystal has a total of 89 HP, Victor has a total of 120 HP, Kurt has a total of 93 HP, and Eleanor has a total of 105 HP. But each time the Little Ice Dragon attacks them, they lose 1 HP.

Then the 4 Dungeon Hunters started aiming at the Little Ice Dragons and Crystal said, “These smaller dragons are strong. But not strong enough to take us out.”

SC-739 said, “If they stay alive for more than 5 minutes, they’ll turn into the bigger version.”

Crystal said, “I take that back then.”

Eleanor said, “This place is dangerous.”

SC-739 said, “Yes it is. But if you 4 truly are the 4 Dungeon Hunters that Lincoln’s Home has been waiting for, then you can handle anything.”

Victor asked, “Did you say that Lincoln’s Home is expecting us?”

SC-739 answered, “Yes.”

Kurt said, “Damn, we took the wrong plane.

Crystal said, “I’m sorry everyone.”

Eleanor said, “There’s no need to apologize. We all took the plane.”

Crystal said, “You could have told me that it was the wrong one.”

Victor said, “You never told us where we were headed.”

Crystal said, “I’m sorry.”

Victor said, “Stop apologizing and kill these things.”

They heard that and did and SC-739 said, “They can give birth whenever they want. So take out the big ones first.”

They heard that and said, “Now you tell us, you damn robot.”

SC-739 said, “I just remembered. So shut up.”

Kurt laughed and said, “OK.”

They continued shooting the big ones and the Ice Dragons started to attack them along with the Little Ice Dragons. They started dodging their attacks again and aimed for the bigger Ice Dragons and then the noise of the gunshots awoken the Badass Ice Dragon. It started flying toward their location.

SC-739 said, “Looking good guys. You only killed one of the 2 Ice Dragons.”

Victor said, “Shut up. I will shoot you if you continue to disturb us.”

SC-739 screeched and Kurt said, “Stop making so much noise dammit.”

SC-739 yelled, “Look at who's talking. You’re shooting guns.”

Crystal said, “Stop arguing dammit. We took the wrong plane. Plus, this town is safe you said. How safe are we talking about?”

SC-739 answered, “Lincoln’s Home is 1,000% safe. It has a level 700 Shield Barrier protecting it. And every attack has been deflected so far. The shield barrier will last the city for another 500 days. If the heroes don’t bring back a new shield barrier before that, the city will be screwed.”

Crystal said, “It’s safe. That’s good enough.”

The Ice Dragon blew out ice out of its mouth and it flew toward the ground and they ran out of the way and started to shoot the Ice Dragon where the breath of ice was coming out and then the Ice Dragon started screeching and then closed its mouth and roared and then they continued shooting the moving targets and Victor sniped the Ice Dragon in the mouth and the Ice Dragon fell to the ground and Crystal said, “We took out the 2 Ice Dragons. Now we just need to take care of the Little Ice Dragons.”

Kurt said, “Thank god. These little ones are killing me.”

Victor said, “I can tell. They are all after your black ass.”

Kurt yelled, “Don’t fuck with me boy. I’ll shoot you in the head.”

The Badass Ice Dragon roared and Crystal grabbed there shoulders and said, “Shut up. Just kill the Little Ice Dragons. I have a feeling that something else is coming this way.”

SC-739 heard that and said, “It’s the Badass Ice Dragon.”

Eleanor said, “That ain’t cool dog. We just took out 2 Ice Dragons which were tough enough.”

Crystal said, “I agree.”

Kurt shot the small ones with a shotgun and they blew up and then they started walking again and waited for the Badass Ice Dragon to appear.

SC-739 said, “Lincoln’s Home has more robots just like me, but were also created by different companies.”

Victor said, “Like Atlas, Forest, Daser, Frazier and all those other gun companies.”

SC-739 answered, “Yep. The most common one is Avalon though. They got at least 60 of them. I’m one of the 60.”

Kurt said, “We could tell.”

Eleanor asked, “How big is the town?”

SC-739 answered, “It’s 478 miles wide and 1,482 miles long. The biggest city in the world.”

Crystal said, “I could tell man. That’s some intense shit.”

Victor asked, “Do we even stand a chance against the Badass Ice Dragon? Our HP is below half right now.”

Crystal heard that and said, “That’s not good at all. I don’t think that we’ll make it.”

SC-739 heard that and said, “You’ll make it. The Badass Ice Dragon never comes close to the ground. All he does is fly around waiting for his opponents to attack him so he could annihilate you even faster.”

Victor said, “That also means that we’re screwed.”

Kurt said, “Most likely.”

Eleanor asked, “Should we trust you now? You are telling us to die for you right now.”

SC-739 asked, “When did I ever ask you to die for me? I only asked you to help me get to Lincoln’s Home with the citizens that reside in this set area.”

Crystal said, “The robot has a point.”

SC-739 said, “The name is Savvy Clappy. But people call me SC-739. So please call me SC-739.”

Victor said, “You told us that already.”

SC-739 said, “Then use my name then dammit.”

Victor said, “OK SC-739. We’ll use it.”

The Badass Ice Dragon appeared and Victor aimed the sniper at it and looked at the glowing red eyes and asked, “Is it possible to tame a Badass Ice Dragon?”

SC-739 answered, “Nope. Not at all.”

Victor said, “I thought so. I guess we’ll have a better chance if we shoot his eyes.”

Kurt said, “I agree.”

Eleanor said, “Then let’s shoot it down then.”

Crystal yelled, “Fire.”

They started shooting at the Badass Ice Dragon and Victor’s 2 bullets flew into the dragon’s red eyes and the Badass Ice Dragon roared and flew down toward them and they ran away and SC-739 saw that and yelled, “Wait a minute. Why is it coming down here?”

Crystal saw that and said, “It’s after the robot. Why is it after the robot and not us?”

The Badass Ice Dragon grabbed SC-739 and lifted him up and they started shooting at him again and the Badass Ice Dragon took out SC-739’s eye and then dropped him and SC-739 screamed and yelled, “My eye. My eye.”

Victor said, “Just because he was blind, he took the robot's eye. That’s fucked up bro.”

SC-739 hit the ice and laid there and Crystal ran toward him and asked, “Are you ok?”

SC-739 answered, “I’m fine. But could you 4 get my eye back please? He plans on using it to see you 4 so he could kill you.”

Kurt said, “We can tell. This is all Victor’s fault.”

Victor yelled, “What did you say?”

Kurt answered, “It’s all of your fault.”

Victor started shooting at the Badass Ice Dragon with rage and said, “I guess that it is. But never say that it’s my fault again dammit.”

Crystal said, “Kill that thing now.”

The Badass Ice Dragon opened its mouth and breathed in the ice from the ground and they looked around them and started shooting at it’s mouth for the critical hits and the Badass Ice Dragon closed its mouth and roared.

Crystal said, “Only a little more. It only has 200 HP left and we’re only dealing 4 damage a bullet to that thing. That’s bullshit right there.”

Eleanor said, “You could say that again. But he’s a badass after all.”

Victor said, “After all, as soon as it dies, we’ll have to go retrieve the eye from it.”

Kurt said, “He has a point.”

Victor said, “We should let him come to us so we could snatch the eye out of his claws.”

SC-739 said, “Way too dangerous. You wouldn’t survive.”

Crystal said, “The robot has a point. Each critical hit will kill it for sure. Keep shooting it’s head Victor.”

Victor said, “Aye sir.”

Crystal said, “Don’t say ‘Aye sir’ ever again.”

Victor said, “OK.”

Victor aimed for the head of the dragon and started shooting it and the critical damage was an overwhelming 10 damage.

Crystal saw that and said, “That’s an overwhelming difference. It only added 6 damage to it. What the hell?”

Victor answered, “The skin on a dragon is tougher than a human's skin remember.”

Crystal said, “I forgot about that. Whoops.”

Eleanor laughed and said, “Shoot at it together now.”

Eleanor started shooting him with her pistol and Victor smiled and said, “This is good I think.”

The Badass Ice Dragon had only 50 HP and then opened its mouth and breathed out a deadly wind of ice particles at them and they ran away as fast as possible. Crystal grabbed SC-739 before that though.

As soon as it hit the ground, the ice exploded and then cracks in the ice started to appear and Crystal looked to the side and saw the cracks and said, “That damn thing is strong as hell.”

Victor said, “Yes it is. That’s why it’s got the title Badass in the beginning of it. It’s a Badass Ice Dragon.”

Kurt said, “He has another point.”

Eleanor said, “He’s a totally different person now.”

The Badass Ice Dragon moved his head to the left where Victor and Kurt were and they saw that and started running and yelled, “Why us?”

Eleanor smiled and started shooting at the dragon and so did Crystal and then lowered it to 1 HP and then Crystal fired the last bullet and hit him and the Badass Ice Dragon started to fall and the breath of ice stopped.

Victor and Kurt stopped running away and said, “Thank you ladies. We needed that. The ice was about to hit us.”

Eleanor said, “Yep. It’s time to retrieve the robot’s eye.”

SC-739 said, “Thank you Dungeon Hunters. You truly are the new heroes of this world.”

Crystal asked, “Are you sure that the people in Lincoln’s Home don’t know anything about the dungeon?”

SC-739 answered, “OK. Only one person knows about it. And it’s the strongest female there. She leads the armies to retrieve stuff that they need from outside of the walls. Her name is Ashley.”

Victor heard that and said, “Ashley eh. Sounds like a rich, bitch.”

Crystal said, “She must be if she’s the leader of the armies.”

SC-739 said, “She is pretty rich. She always talked about her older brother that lived in Freypoint. But no one knows who that older brother is though. Or if he even exists.”

Eleanor said, “We should go back to Freypoint then.”

Crystal said, “Only when we’re done with the Dungeon. Then we’ll go back home.”

They lift SC-739 up and start walking to the location of where the Badass Ice Dragon landed.

3: Retrieve SC-739's Eye
Retrieve SC-739's Eye

The Badass Ice Dragon moved his head to the left where Victor and Kurt were and they saw that and started running and yelled, “Why us?”

Eleanor smiled and started shooting at the dragon and so did Crystal and then lowered it to 1 HP and then Crystal fired the last bullet and hit him and the Badass Ice Dragon started to fall and the breath of ice stopped.

Victor and Kurt stopped running away and said, “Thank you ladies. We needed that. The ice was about to hit us.”

Eleanor said, “Yep. It’s time to retrieve the robot’s eye.”

SC-739 said, “Thank you Dungeon Hunters. You truly are the new heroes of this world.”

Crystal asked, “Are you sure that the people in Lincoln’s Home don’t know anything about the dungeon?”

SC-739 answered, “OK. Only one person knows about it. And it’s the strongest female there. She leads the armies to retrieve stuff that they need from outside of the walls. Her name is Ashley.”

Victor heard that and said, “Ashley eh. Sounds like a rich, bitch.”

Crystal said, “She must be if she’s the leader of the armies.”

SC-739 said, “She is pretty rich. She always talked about her older brother that lived in Freypoint. But no one knows who that older brother is though. Or if he even exists.”

Eleanor said, “We should go back to Freypoint then.”

Crystal said, “Only when we’re done with the Dungeon. Then we’ll go back home.”

They lift SC-739 up and start walking to the location of where the Badass Ice Dragon landed.

While they were walking toward where the Badass Ice Dragon landed, SC-739 said, “I believe that my eye is 1 mile away from our current position.”

Crystal said, “That would be straight ahead right.”

SC-739 said, “I believe so. I can’t really tell. But it’s close to a mile away.”

Eleanor said, “So that’s just an estimate of how far it went.”

Victor said, “Plus, we need to find someone to help him out too.”

Kurt said, “Yeah, to put his eye back in him so he could take us to this town of Lincoln’s Home.”

SC-739 said, “It’s a city dammit.”

Kurt said, “OK, it’s a city.”

Crystal said, “Calm down guys. We just need to get the eye and bring it to someone that knows how to repair these robot beings.”

Eleanor said, “Yeah, we know that.”

Crystal said, “Then get your shit together and get to work.”

They looked out for enemies and saw a bunch of ice statues which seemed pretty harmless when walking toward them. But the ice statues turned into Frosty Gargoyles. They started running around them and screeching and SC-739 heard that and Crystal said, “These statues could move. Incredible.”

SC-739 said, “They are called Frosty Gargoyles. They hide as statues and then wake up when they see or smell humans. Or anything worth eating. They are quite troublesome.” Frosty Gargoyles begin with 80 HP.

Eleanor said, “Let’s just kill these things already.”

They heard that and started shooting at the gargoyles and walked toward the eye while killing them and awakening more of them every time they get closer to SC-739’s eye. SC-739 asked, “What will you do if a boss appears where my eye is?”

Crystal answered, “I’m afraid that we’ll have to take that boss on directly. We need you in tip top shape now so we could get to Lincoln’s Home and get to this Ashley person.”

SC-739 said, “That would be a good thing.”

Crystal saw a gun on the ground and asked, “Do we loot these weapons?”

Eleanor answered, “Yes we do. We’re Dungeon Hunters. We might be getting some loot when we get to the Dungeon.”

Victor said, “Amen there girl. We need better weapons after all.”

Kurt said, “I could see a shotgun from here.”

Victor said, “A sniper.”

Eleanor said, “An assault rifle.”

Crystal said, “A pistol.”

They ran to the guns and picked them up and the names of the guns were, Front Lines (Shotgun). Front Lines does 40 damage times 4 by the number of shells that come out of the gun instead of 12. Has 8 rounds in each clip. August Flash (Assault Rifle). August Flash does 25 damage instead of 4. It holds 30 bullets in each clip. Avalon Pistol (Pistol). Avalon Pistol does 15 damage instead of 4. And has 7 bullets per clip. And Bloodspiller (Sniper). Bloodspiller does 32 damage instead of 4. And has 6 rounds per clip.

They looked at there previous weapons and put them away and continued to shoot them and Victor said, “Amen. These new guns are a lot better than the other ones.”

Kurt said, “You could say that again. We’re doing more than 4 damage now.”

Crystal said, “You could say that again.”

Eleanor said, “This is fun.”

SC-739 said, “Don’t get cocky now. It seems that we’re close to my eye. Really close. Because it just activated and it is moving toward us.”

Kurt heard that and asked, “Is it coming at us with a great speed?”

SC-739 answered, “Yes. Probably 328 MPH. Faster than a car.”

They heard that and looked up and saw something huge appearing and said, “It can’t be. Something even more badass than the Badass Ice Dragon.”

SC-739 said, “I wish that I know what you 4 are talking about. But it seems that you 4 will have a lot of trouble trying to get my eye back.”

Victor aimed his sniper at the dragon and said, “The name of it is Jevrath, the Ice Prince Dragon.”

Kurt said, “So he truly is better than a badass enemy.”

Crystal said, “That’s no badass. That’s a fucking boss. This is messed up. Why are we fighting a boss already? We just woke up from a 5 month slumber.”

Eleanor said, “I agree. We aren’t as good with a gun as we used to be.”

Victor said, “Oh well. We have to get his eye back. So we need to do whatever we can to get it back.”

Kurt said, “I’m afraid that he’s right. But I really hate it when he’s right.”

Eleanor said, “Scary.”

Jevrath roared and everyone heard that and said, “Whoa, that was loud as hell.”

SC-739 said, “I have a bad feeling about this.”

Crystal said, “I agree. Start shooting the dragon now.”

They did and Kurt was barely doing any damage to him because he’s got a shotgun. Neither was Eleanor. Jevrath started off with 550 HP. While they had there new guns, they were doing a nice amount of damage each time. Victor said, “Keep firing. We’re lowering it’s health even faster than we did with the other beings that we killed already.”

Crystal said, “We can tell Victor. Plus, why are you so confident?”

Victor answered, “This gun packs quite the punch.”

Eleanor said, “He’s right. Our new weapons are packing quite a punch.”

Kurt said, “Shotguns are good at close range attacks. So there’s no difference here.”

Crystal said, “Kurt and I will take out the Frosty Gargoyles from below.”

They said, “Understood.”

The 4 of them did what they were planning on doing and the bullets hit Jevrath and Jevrath roared and a bright white light appeared by his mouth and Eleanor yelled, “Move out of the way.”

Victor grabbed SC-739 and ran away while trying to shoot at Javrath with 1 hand. SC-739 said, “I’m sorry for being useless.”

Victor laughed and said, “Oh stop it. You are going to help us get to Lincoln’s Home and get us to this Ashley person so we can get to this Dungeon. So you aren’t useless. You are our guide to get us to our location.”

SC-739 heard that and said, “You’re right. I’m sorry.”

Eleanor said, “There’s no need to apologise. We all make mistakes and say the wrong things at times. Especially Victor.”

Victor said, “Oh come on. Why do I have to be the example?”

Eleanor answered, “Because you are just an ass at times.”

Victor said, “Oh, she has a point there. But the matter of this issue is that you are our guide. Without you, we won’t be able to get to Lincoln’s Home.”

SC-739 said, “So I am pretty helpful.”

Eleanor said, “Exactly what Victor is saying. You have a good use in you.”

A beam of ice flew to the ground and everyone saw that and Crystal said, “Run faster.”

Kurt said, “Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m running as fast as I can.”

Victor said, “This is insane. Run faster.”

Eleanor said, “I agree.”

They ran out of the way in full speed and then the beam of ice hit the ground and made a very loud and big explosion. Debris of the ice flew toward them and they started shooting the debris and the debris was also hitting the Frosty Gargoyles and they were dying one-by-one and Kurt saw that and said, “That thing just took out the Frosty Gargoyles. Thank you lord.”

Victor said, “We’re never going to defeat him if the debris keeps flying toward us.”

Eleanor frowned and said, “OK. I’ll take care of the debris and you attack the dragon. Do you think that you can handle that?”

Victor answered, “I think that I could handle it. Let’s see now.”

They started that operation and Victor noticed that Jevrath had less than 20% of his health left, which was 110 HP and aimed for his head and said, “That beam of ice continues to come out. Does that dragon ever give up?”

He aimed for the entrance of Jevrath’s mouth and said, “I hope that this is where his mouth is. That damn beam is blocking it.”

Eleanor yelled, “Just shoot already dammit.”

Victor put SC-739 on the ground and aimed more carefully than with one hand and shot at where he thought the mouth was and the bullet flew toward Jevrath and Jevrath closed its mouth before the bullet came at him and the bullet only did 32 damage and Victor said, “He closed his mouth. Shit.”

Eleanor said, “You don’t need that many more hits right.”

Victor answered, “Not at all. Just need 3 more hits I believe. It only has 78 HP left. Plus, the beam of ice stopped.”

Jevrath roared at them and flew down and Eleanor saw that and said, “Shut up and shoot him dammit.”

Victor started shooting at Jevrath and the debris stopped flying toward them and Crystal said, “OK. Now we could get serious against the Frosty Gargoyles.”

Kurt said, “You could say that again. Let’s go.”

Eleanor helped out and Jevrath fell to the ground and Victor grabbed SC-739 and ran away and yelled, “Get away from the dragon.”

Eleanor said, “This might be bad.”

They moved completely out of the way and Jevrath hit the ground and Victor and Eleanor flew forward a little bit and landed on there backs and Crystal asked, “Did we win?”

The smoke disappeared and Victor said, “We defeated the boss. The first boss. Holy shit. That was really a close call.”

SC-739 said, “Yes it was. Could you retrieve my eye now please and put it back into me?”

Victor answered, “Sure thing. Let me just find your eye.”

Victor ran to Jevrath’s claws and looked for the eye and yelled, “Tell me if you can see me or something. I dunno where it is.”

SC-739 said, “You are 10 feet away from my eye. Turn your head to the left and then look down.”

Victor did and saw the eye and said, “OK. This little thing is your eye.”

SC-739 asked, “Is there a problem with it being little?”

Victor answered, “Nope. There’s no reason to get all offensive when I say that man.”

He lifted the eye up and ran to SC-739 and asked, “How do I put it back into your robotic body?”

SC-739 answered, “It’s pretty simple. But not really simple at all.”

Victor said, “OK. It’s not simple. Just help me out here.”

SC-739 said, “OK. Just shove the eye back into place.”

Victor did and then SC-739 said, “Now turn it counter-clockwise 5 times.”

Victor said, “OK. Which means turn it to the left, right.”

SC-739 said, “Exactly.”

Victor turned it 5 times to the left and then SC-739 said, “Now the final step is to pound it into place. So most likely punch it a couple times.”

Victor did and SC-739 stood up and Victor asked, “Can you see, or did I screw up something?”

Victor put up 3 fingers and asked, “How many fingers am I holding up?”

SC-739 looked at Victor and saw 3 fingers and answered, “I see 3 fingers.”

Victor said, “That’s good. I didn’t screw up.”

SC-739 asked, “Is that your first time fixing a robot?”

Victor answered, “Yes it is. Let’s get to the others.”

SC-739 said, “OK.”

They walked toward them and Crystal said, “You 2 id well.”

Victor said, “Not really. I fixed his eye.”

Eleanor said, “You did.”

SC-739 said, “I don’t want anyone else to touch me. Plus, they aren’t mechanics.”

Victor said, “I’m not a mechanic.”

Kurt said, “That’s true. Why did you want him to do it?”

SC-739 answered, “Because if he didn’t do it, then we would be having a long journey without me having an eye and I wouldn’t be able to help you at all.”

Crystal said, “He did it all by himself.”

SC-739 said, “Nope. I told him what to do. Now let’s continue to get to the town.”

They said, “OK. Let’s go.”

They started to walk back on track to the town in Iceberg Giant.

4: Get to the Spider Bandits Camp
Get to the Spider Bandits Camp

They walked toward them and Crystal said, “You 2 did well.”

Victor said, “Not really. I fixed his eye.”

Eleanor said, “You did.”

SC-739 said, “I don’t want anyone else to touch me. Plus, they aren’t mechanics.”

Victor said, “I’m not a mechanic.”

Kurt said, “That’s true. Why did you want him to do it?”

SC-739 answered, “Because if he didn’t do it, then we would be having a long journey without me having an eye and I wouldn’t be able to help you at all.”

Crystal said, “He did it all by himself.”

SC-739 said, “Nope. I told him what to do. Now let’s continue to get to the town.”

They said, “OK. Let’s go.”

They started to walk back on track to the town in Iceberg Giant.

While they were walking back to the main road to the town in Iceberg Giant, the Frosty Gargoyles appeared again and they started shooting them again and Crystal said, “They could regenerate, I see.”

SC-739 said, “Yes they do. Every being on all of the planets regenerate. Even you Dungeon Hunters could. No one else could. The real people die, they die for good. You Dungeon Hunters are different. You die, you go back to the Waypoint Station.”

Eleanor said, “So that’s good for us right. And bad for everyone else.”

Kurt said, “That’s what he’s saying. And it’s also bad for us.”

Eleanor asked, “What makes you say that?”

Victor answered, “We have to fight those Ice Dragons again.”

She heard that and screeched and said, “They were insane. Especially the last one.”

SC-739 said, “Of course he was. But there’s an even more insane one. You didn’t even verse the Ice King Dragon yet. Or the Queen Dragon. When you verse them, then you could start whining.”

Crystal heard that and asked, “Who’s whining? We’re just assholes that want to sleep. But we got a lot of hunting to do.”

Eleanor said, “That is because we’re nowhere near our destination. And that is also because we took the wrong plane. And I am not blaming you Crystal. But we need practice. So when we get down there, we won’t have to worry about how strong the monsters are down there.”

Victor said, “I think that she has a point.”

Kurt said, “She does man. Just shut up.”

Victor smiled and said, “OK.”

Crystal said, “That was harsh.”

Victor said, “I had it coming to me.”

SC-739 said, “Well, we’re back at the main path everyone.”

Eleanor heard that and said, “Already.”

SC-739 answered, “Yep, it seems that we didn’t go that far to get my eye back. So now we just have to go straight this way to get to the town.”

A voice appeared from the VRC Devices and said, “Make sure you follow SC-739 around. He is the only one that could help you get to the town of Lincoln’s Home. Even though he’s dumber than all of the other robots Avalon made, he is capable of getting you there. So don’t worry about a thing. I will also be guiding you all the way to the Dungeon. No one knows what is inside of it. But one person went in with a group of people and came out with only a missing arm. She only has 1 hand now. Her name is Ashley. As soon as you get to Lincoln’s Home, look for her. She might be able to help you.”

Crystal heard that and Eleanor stared at Victor and Victor asked, “Why are you looking at me?”

Eleanor answered, “I thought that I heard you say something.”

Victor said, “Oh, you’re talking about that voice that I just heard. She was quite the beauty.”

Kurt said, “I agree.”

Crystal said, “So it wasn’t you Victor.”

Victor answered, “Not at all. I don’t sound like a girl. You 2 do, but we’re men with manly voices.”

Kurt said, “Yeah, what he said.”

Eleanor said, “I don’t think that we have time to argue.”

Victor aimed his sniper up ahead and saw a town and it was a bandit town and said, “It seems that this is a town full of bandits that we’re entering.”

SC-739 said, “They are the Spider Bandits. They hate people the most. And where we’re headed is further down. So we’re getting closer to our first destination.”

Eleanor said, “OK.”

Kurt said, “It’s a good thing that you’re a sniper man. You can see things from far away.”

Victor said, “Oh shut up. Sniping is not all the things that I’m good at. Fighting is another.”

Crystal said, “We know that.”

Eleanor said, “Yep. You really are an idiot.”

Victor smiled and said, “You could say that again. Wait, what?”

Kurt laughed and said, “She got you there man.”

Victor said, “Shut up. Just tell me when to shoot.”

Crystal said, “Now I guess.”

Victor said, “OK.”

Victor aimed at the bandits heads and shot them one at a time and they got worry and Victor said, “So this is how the bandits roam around when they don’t know who is killing them one by one. It’s quite amazing.”

The voice said, “They are roaming around because they are scared of you.”

Victor heard that and asked, “Who are you?”

The voice answered, “I didn’t fully introduce myself. My bad. I’m Kara. I’m hacking into your VRC Devices to talk to you. Like I said before, you need to meet up with Ashley in Lincoln’s Home. She’s the only survivor that came out of the Dungeon alive.”

Kurt said, “Now I’m scared to know what is inside it.”

Kara said, “Don’t be afraid. You 4 are the only ones that might get out of that Dungeon alive without any injuries. So trust me.”

Crystal said, “Trust you.”

SC-739 heard that and said, “You’re talking to that voice that you heard earlier. It seems that you’ll need her help as well. Plus, we need to head through a lot of towns to get to Lincoln’s Home. I just know how many though.”

The Spider Bandits found them and started shooting at them and Crystal said, “Oh boy. They started shooting at us.”

Kara said, “Don’t worry. You can handle them.”

Eleanor said, “Oh well, we’re getting shitted on because of a AI girl talking to us. Or is it Victor playing games with us?”

Victor said, “I told you that it wasn’t me.”

SC-739 said, “Because it isn’t you Dungeon Hunter. It was an AI that knows what she’s talking about. I’ll take you to Lincoln’s Home and then to Ashley, The Lone Survivor. That’s what everyone calls her.”

Eleanor said, “I see.”

Crystal started shooting at the bandits and Victor joined in and Kara said, “Listen to the dumbass robot. He’ll help you and guide you to your location.”

Kurt laughed and said, “Now that was harsh. Shit.”

Crystal said, “I agree, but he deserves it.”

Victor said, “That sounds very interesting. Even an AI has a sense of humor.”

A Spider Gunner through a grenade at them and Victor saw the grenade and yelled, “Get back. Grenade has been thrown at us.”

They moved back and Victor saw that SC-739 kept moving forward and said, “Oh shit.”

The grenade went off and Spider Gunner laughed and said, “Grenade destroyed the target. Now we get to torture the robot.”

SC-739 heard that and then the ice capped mountains started to shatter and then the debris flew down blocking there path to get to SC-739 and SC-739 said, “Help me. You need to find another way to get to the Spider Bandits Camp.”

They heard that and looked at each other and said, “Oh shit. We lost the robot.”

5: Deliver Flabby the Clowns VRC Device
Deliver Flabby the Clowns VRC Device

A Spider Gunner through a grenade at them and Victor saw the grenade and yelled, “Get back. Grenade has been thrown at us.”

They moved back and Victor saw that SC-739 kept moving forward and said, “Oh shit.”

The grenade went off and Spider Gunner laughed and said, “Grenade destroyed the target. Now we get to torture the robot.”

SC-739 heard that and then the ice capped mountains started to shatter and then the debris flew down blocking there path to get to SC-739 and SC-739 said, “Help me. You need to find another way to get to the Spider Bandits Camp.”

They heard that and looked at each other and said, “Oh shit. We lost the robot.”

Kara said, “Don’t say that. You could still save him. But it might take you a while to get there though. You just have to take a longer way to get there. I’m updating your VRC Device now.”

Eleanor said, “That’s a pretty far walk. Can’t we just climb the debris or something?”

Kara answered, “By the way I’m seeing things, you don’t have the equipment to climb.”

Eleanor said, “She has a point.”

Victor said, “OK, we’re coming for you robot. Or is it Spider Bandits? I don’t remember anymore.”

Crystal said, “I think that it would be both.”

Kurt said, “I agree.”

They turned around and started walking back from where they came and said, “Man, having that block our way sucks. We were having so much fun too.”

Victor said, “Yes we were. But shit happens when you underestimate the enemy.”

Crystal said, “You may have a point.”

Eleanor said, “By the way, what happens if the robot is damaged?”

Victor answered, “We would need to find a repair kit. But who knows when we’ll find one of them.”

Kurt asked, “How do you know that?”

Victor answered, “My dad makes robots for a living. Makes them for Avalon to be exact. And SC-739, A.K.A. Savvy Clappy was my dad’s first ever robot. Which sounds like me. A total dumbass.”

Eleanor said, “Please do not compare yourself to a robot. Even though he acts like you.”

Crystal said, “So you know a little bit about robots from your dad.”

Victor said, “Yep. I’m afraid so.”

Each VRC Device had a different voice. And a different name as well. Victor’s VRC Device, Daisy said, “Turn left now.”

Kurt’s VRC Device, Amelia said, “Turn left now.”

Eleanor’s VRC Device, Ira said, “Turn left now.”

And Crystal’s VRC Device, Guy said, “Turn left now.”

They heard that and turned left and Kara said, “The voices you just heard are the people that are stuck inside of your VRC Devices. Also known as Distractors. But they know where they are going because they most likely own the world.”

Crystal said, “So that French dude was inside of my VRC Device.”

Kara said, “Yep.”

Eleanor said, “Mine was an american male.”

Victor said, “American female.”

Kurt said, “French female.”

Victor said, “Seems that we each got a different being.”

Kara said, “Oh yeah. I forgot to confirm this. But there isn’t about 8.8 trillion people remaining in the world. It’s about 13,000,000,000,000 trillion people remaining. Well it’s more of course, but I don’t know the current amount.”

Eleanor said, “That’s good. That’s real good.”

Kurt said, “He really doesn’t know anything for a robot.”

Victor said, “He was meant to be another version of me.”

Kara asked, “How do you know that?”

Victor answered, “My dad said so.”

Kara said, “Ah, I see. Your father is a genius.”

Victor said, “Yes he is. The first man to build an actual robot to be exact. It made Avalon famous. It also got him a promotion to vice-president of Avalon. I have no idea who he is working under, but he’s living a good life. That’s all I gotta say about that.”

Kurt said, “I bet that he is.”

The Frosty Gargoyles started to appear again and they started shooting them and Crystal said, “This is getting intense. We’ve been killing these things and they just keep coming.”

Eleanor said, “That’s because they regenerate. Just like the robot said. No matter how many times you kill them, they just keep reappearing.”

Victor said, “I can tell. He must be a badass to know that.”

Kara said, “SC-739 is meant to be a fighting robot when it came to battle. Which means that he would use guns to fight. Where he holds the guns, no one knows. But he is quite handy with a gun. But hates showing off his skills to people he doesn’t know.”

Kurt said, “That bastard.”

Crystal said, “Calm down. This robot is interesting.”

Victor said, “I agree.”

The VRC Devices said, “5 miles till you turn right.”

Crystal heard that and said, “OK. 5 miles and then we turn right.”

Victor said, “This sounds like torture to me.”

Eleanor said, “I have to agree with you there man.”

Crystal asked, “How far do we have to walk?”

The VRC Devices answered, “50 miles. You only completed 1 out of 51 miles.”

They said, “Holy shit. We’re going to die.”

Kara said, “Don’t say that. Plus, you have a very long journey ahead of you. Over 2,000 miles to get to Lincoln’s Home. Then walking about 300 miles inward to get to Ashley. That might take you a very long time.”

They heard that and said, “And then we’d be doing even more walking to find the Dungeon as well.”

Kara said, “See. You probably have another 3,000+ miles to go till you finish up the deed.”

They heard that and sighed. The Frosty Gargoyles weren’t attacking them anymore and then Eleanor said, “Oh, we made it passed the Frosty Gargoyles.”

Victor said, “You are right about that.”

Kurt said, “I see a corpse up ahead.”

Victor ran over to the corpse and saw that he was a bandit and said, “He was a bandit.”

Crystal said, “There’s a VRC Device next to him.”

Kurt picked it up and played it and Flabby the Clown said, “If you are listening to this. I might be already dead. But this is for my brother Shabby. He isn’t that far from here. I would like you to bring this to Shabby. If he tries to kill you, make sure you kill him so we could be together again.”

Crystal said, “OK. We’re going to hand this to this Shabby person. If he tries to kill us, we will kill him.”

Victor said, “It looks like we’re headed that way anyway.”

Kurt said, “He has a point.”

Eleanor said, “Plus, he died like right next to the place where his brother is. That’s just sad.”

They walked into the bandit camp and Shabby said, “We have intruders boys. Kill them.”

Eleanor said, “We came to hand Shabby, Flabby the Clown’s VRC Device. It was his request.”

Shabby said, “Kill them anyway. They killed my little brother.”

The bandits heard that and ran out of the houses and the Psychos appeared and tried cutting them with there axes. But Victor shot them in the head before they were able to do that and Crystal started shooting the Killer Bandits that were ahead of them. Kurt shot the bandits that were at the right side of them and Eleanor shot the bandits that were behind them and Victor said, “This town is full of bandits. Damn they are good.”

Kurt said, “I agree.”

Crystal said, “Keep it up. We’re almost done.”

Eleanor said, “Yep.”

Victor aimed for the Spider Sniper and he was about 200 yards away from them and said, “I can’t allow you to shoot us.”

Victor pulled the trigger and a bullet flew toward the Spider Sniper. While it flew toward him, Victor looked away and said, “Boom.”

The bullet hit him and the Spider Sniper fell off the top of the building and hit the ground dead. Crystal said, “That was an amazing shot. And you got good eyesight.”

Victor said, “Of course I do. So does my dad.”

Shabby said, “You gotta be kidding me. I always have to do everything myself.”

Shabby walked out of the house with a shotgun and he started shooting at them and the bullet were hitting them and Kurt started shooting his shotgun at him and Shabby said, “This is payback for my little brother.”

Victor aimed his sniper at him and said, “We didn’t kill your little brother.”

Crystal said, “You did.”

Shabby has 6,000 HP along with a 2,000 HP Shield protecting him.

Shabby said, “Your weapons and thoughts won’t work on me. And I would never kill my little brother. It must have been the Frosty Gargoyles. We’re always getting attacked by them.”

Kurt said, “There aren’t any Frosty Gargoyles near this location.”

Shabby smiled and said, “You are right about that. You need to learn how to show some respect.”

Eleanor heard that and said, “No we don’t. You do.”

They separated from each other and started shooting at him in all directions and said, “This is where you fall boy.”

Kurt got up close by having Victor distract him and as soon as Shabby turned around, Kurt shot shabby in the back as many times as possible to lower his shield. As soon as the shield was lowered, Crystal and Eleanor started shooting from the sides and Shabby looked at Eleanor and Crystal started shooting him in the back of the head and Victor said, “Here goes the final shot to kill this bastard.”

He aims for Shabby’s head and Kurt was waiting and Shabby turned around and shot at Victor and Victor dodged the bullets and pulled the trigger and the bullet flew right in between the eyes and Shabby fell down to his death and Victor said, “Bulls-eye.”

Kurt put the VRC Device down and said, “I guess that we couldn’t have given him the VRC Device.”

Flabby the Clown laughed and said, “I tricked your ugly asses. This was all apart of our plan. You kill the 2 brothers, then the entire camp explodes.”

They heard that and said, “Oh shit.”

All of the buildings started blowing up and they started running out of there and then the ground started to break and they fell backwards into that hole that was created and looked at how shiny it was down there and asked, “What part of Iceberg Giant is this?”

Kara answered, “That’s a good question. It’s not on the map. You need to find a way to the top so you could get back to SC-739.”

They heard that and said, “We noticed.”

They started walking around Shiny Cavern.

6: Defeat Zombies
Defeat Zombies

Kurt put the VRC Device down and said, “I guess that we couldn’t have given him the VRC Device.”

Flabby the Clown laughed and said, “I tricked your ugly asses. This was all apart of our plan. You kill the 2 brothers, then the entire camp explodes.”

They heard that and said, “Oh shit.”

All of the buildings started blowing up and they started running out of there and then the ground started to break and they fell backwards into that hole that was created and looked at how shiny it was down there and asked, “What part of Iceberg Giant is this?”

Kara answered, “That’s a good question. It’s not on the map. You need to find a way to the top so you could get back to SC-739.”

They heard that and said, “We noticed.”

They started walking around Shiny Cavern.

While they were walking around, Victor asked, “What is this place? Does it really exist? Are we in another world?”

Kurt said, “Stop asking so many questions man.”

Crystal said, “He has a point. This can’t be a part of Etakk. This must be a different dimension.”

Eleanor said, “If that’s the case, then how the hell do we get out of here.”

Everyone looked at Crystal and Crystal answered, “Good question.”

They heard that and said, “We need to get moving. The robot is waiting for us to save his ass.”

Kara tried contacting them, but they weren’t answering and then her father, Toshi, a gun engineer that works for Avalon asked, “What’s wrong Kara?”

Kara answered, “They aren’t on the maps anymore. And we lost contact with them. It seems that they entered a completely different dimension. But are still on Etakk.”

Toshi said, “Bane, do you think that you could fix our little problem?”

Bane is Victor’s father and is a mechanic working under Toshi and answered, “If they are in a completely different dimension, I can’t do a thing. We just have to have faith. Plus, as long as Savvy Clappy, a.k.a. Savvy Clappy is with them, they’ll be fine.”

Kara said, “They were separated and the Spider Bandits are beating the shit out of him right now.”

Bane said, “That’s not good at all.”

Toshi said, “Talk to me man, what’s not good about it?”

Bane answered, “SC-739 is a robot that knows every location in Etakk by heart. Unlike my son, I actually made the robot a little bit smarter than him. But the robot acts just like Victor though. A complete dumbass.”

Toshi said, “So all we can do is pray for them to come back to our dimension.”

Bane said, “I’m afraid so.”

Kara said, “That’s not good.”

Going back to Shiny Cavern.

The 4 of them started walking around and all they found were dead bodies everywhere. Also skulls. While walking passed the skulls, the bones around the skulls created a skeleton body and started attacking them. Victor turned around and said, “A Skeleton Warrior. It has 700 HP. And it doesn’t have a shield.

Kurt asked, “How do you know that?”

Crystal answered, “The health bar.”

Kurt said, “Oh. I have a feeling that we’re never going to get out of here.”

Eleanor said, “I agree.”

Victor said, “Oh well. We fight to continue. We fight to survive. We must live through this. Plus, we haven’t heard from that Kara lady since we got down here.”

Crystal said, “That’s because our VRC Devices are completely down. We can’t use them in here. This place ain’t cool bro. I wonder how we got here. Because the last thing I remember was killing a bandit and then the buildings blew up.”

Victor said, “Yep and fell through a hole in the ground. And now we’re here. Shiny Cavern sounds like a good name for this location.”

Kurt said, “I agree. Everything here is shiny.”

Eleanor said, “Oh boy.”

The Skeleton Warrior’s stopped attacking and then they continued walking and Victor looked around and said, “Not every place is shiny.”

Crystal said, “You’re right man. That place is a little darker than usual.”

Eleanor asked, “Do you wish to check it out?”

Kurt answered, “It’s worth a shot man.”

Victor said, “Let’s go.”

Crystal said, “Yep.”

They stopped following the shiny light and went into a dark path. While they were walking down that path, moans that sounded like Zombies appeared and Victor said, “Don’t those moans sound like Zombies?”

Kurt answered, “Yeah. No wonder why no one survived down here. These creatures are fucking badass.”

Eleanor said, “You are right about that man. They didn’t stand a chance.”

The Zombies appeared running toward them and Victor saw that and said, “They are running toward us.”

Crystal said, “Aim for the heads. That’s there weak spot.”

Eleanor said, “We know where to aim. We love killing Zombies remember.”

Crystal said, “Yep.”

Kurt said, “Don’t worry about a thing.”

They started shooting at the Zombies and Crystal said, “This is a bloody pandemic down here.”

Eleanor said, “I agree.”

Kurt said, “Getting here is harder than we thought.”

Victor asked, “Are we even supposed to be going this way?”

A Shiny Dragon roared and blew a breath out and the breath was a light that annihilated more than 75% of the Zombie population and made it easier for the 4 Dungeon Hunters to survive the Zombies attack. Victor said, “You heard that roar right. I think it was a Dragon.”

Crystal said, “Of course it’s a Dragon.”

Kurt said, “Actually, many other beings in this world could roar like a Dragon. It’s quite sad to be exact.”

They moved back and kept firing at the Zombies and said, “These things are quite insane. I feel bad for whoever died down here.”

The Zombies continued to moan and Crystal asked, “How many more can you see?”

Victor looked with his sniper and answered, “A huge amount. Can’t tell how many though. Let’ just keep killing them till we get through this.”

Crystal said, “You make things sound a lot worse than they actually are.”

Victor asked, “Why don’t you take a look?”

Crystal said, “No thank you. Using a pistol is good enough for me.”

Eleanor laughed and the Zombies continued to fall 1 by 1 and Kurt said, “They just keep coming.”

Eleanor said, “This place truly is dangerous. I have a feeling that there isn’t a way out of here.”

Victor said, “We all heard the dragons roar right.”

They said, “Yep. Why do you ask?”

Victor answered, “If there’s a dragon, there must be a way out. Or maybe it is trapped down here as well. Then we’re all screwed. Or maybe it is our enemy. Who really knows?”

Crystal said, “That is some logical bullshit thinking boy. But we have to go with it for now.”

The Zombies finally cleared up and they got passed. So they continue going down the dark path.

7: Get to Shiny Dragon
Get to Shiny Dragon

They moved back and kept firing at the Zombies and said, “These things are quite insane. I feel bad for whoever died down here.”

The Zombies continued to moan and Crystal asked, “How many more can you see?”

Victor looked with his sniper and answered, “A huge amount. Can’t tell how many though. Let’ just keep killing them till we get through this.”

Crystal said, “You make things sound a lot worse than they actually are.”

Victor asked, “Why don’t you take a look?”

Crystal said, “No thank you. Using a pistol is good enough for me.”

Eleanor laughed and the Zombies continued to fall 1 by 1 and Kurt said, “They just keep coming.”

Eleanor said, “This place truly is dangerous. I have a feeling that there isn’t a way out of here.”

Victor said, “We all heard the dragons roar right.”

They said, “Yep. Why do you ask?”

Victor answered, “If there’s a dragon, there must be a way out. Or maybe it is trapped down here as well. Then we’re all screwed. Or maybe it is our enemy. Who really knows?”

Crystal said, “That is some logical bullshit thinking boy. But we have to go with it for now.”

The Zombies finally cleared up and they got passed. So they continue going down the dark path.

While they were following the dark path, Crystal asked, “What is that light?”

Eleanor said, “It’s pretty bright.”

Victor said, “It’s gotta be an exit. Please let it be an exit.”

Kurt said, “I bet that it’s probably just more shiny stuff.”

The Shiny Dragon roars and Kurt heard that and asked, “What the hell was that?”

Victor asked, “Are you scared of a dragon?”

Kurt answered, “It’s a lot scarier than the other dragons that we versed.”

Crystal said, “Oh shut up. You need to learn how to stay calm.”

Kurt said, “I am calm. I just don’t want to die down here.”

Victor laughed and said, “We’re not going to die.”

Kurt said, “That’s easy for you to say.”

Eleanor said, “Stop arguing. We’ll make it out of here alive, I think.”

Crystal laughed and said, “You 2 need to shut up. Just trust listen to Victor and I. We ain’t scared of a damn dragon. Or death.”

Victor said, “You could say that again.”

Spiked Skeletons appeared and Victor said, “Shit. We got some Spiked Skeletons now.”

Eleanor heard that and said, “Spiked Skeletons. They are skeletons with spikes around them right.”

Kurt answered, “Yep. Very dangerous beings. Which means to stay far away from them.”

Victor said, “Exactly what Kurt said. But we need to get passed them to get to that light to see if it’s truly an exit.”

Crystal said, “Victor has a point. Fire.”

Everyone started shooting at the Spiked Skeletons, which had 670 HP.

Kurt asked, “What are we going to do when this is over? And we get out of this place?”

Victor answered, “Continue our mission. Get to the Dungeon and find out what the hell is happening.”

Crystal said, “I agree. We must find out what is inside of that Dungeon.”

Eleanor said, “There might be loot.”

Victor said, “I doubt that monsters would want anything to do with loot. But it’s a plausible guess.”

Kurt said, “Loot would be good.”

Crystal said, “Oh shut up. Let’s just focus on getting a way out of here.”

Victor said, “That’s a good thing too.”

The Spiked Skeletons started running toward them and Kurt said, “We pissed off the Spiked Skeletons.”

Victor said, “Of course we did. We shot at them. Which is causing them to run at us at full force. So kill them with full force as well. And then we loot there corpses.”

Eleanor said, “Good idea. Wait, why are we looting their corpses?”

Kurt answered, “To see if they dropped anything valuable for us to use.”

Crystal said, “That makes sense. Let’s do that. How many corpses would we have?”

Victor answered, “Around 16.”

Crystal said, “Then that means we each get 4 a piece. Am I right Victor?”

Victor answered, “Yep. 16 divided by 4 is 4.”

They said, “He’s smart.”

Victor said, “You need math to build robots. So I am quite smart. But I don’t act smart at all. I act like a 5 year old. But it’s worth it. Plus, you people should know math. Everyone knows except for newborn babies.”

They heard that and said, “You are right about that. Let’s continue fighting these Spiked Skeletons.”

Kurt said, “Yippee. Spiked Skeleton down.”

Victor said, “Oh shut up. Act a little happier will ya.”

Kurt said, “Aye sir.”

Going to where the Shiny Dragon is.

The Shiny Dragon said, “I wonder if they are close now. I can hear the gunshots. But I don’t know if they are close or not. The only way for them to get out of this Dimension, is to do 5 tasks that I ask them to do. But will they be able to handle the 5 tasks with there weaponry? That’s the real question. Well, we won’t know till they get here. Am I right?”

Going back to the dark path where the Dungeon Hunters are fighting.

Crystal said, “This should be good.”

Victor looked at her and asked, “What makes you say that?”

Crystal answered, “I just have a good feeling about this.”

Eleanor said, “I have a bad feeling about this. It’s not because I don’t trust your judgment. It’s because I feel like we’re being watched all the time.”

Victor said, “You had the same feeling eh. Well, it seems that we’re on the same page then.”

Kurt sighed and said, “You 2 need to learn that no one is watching us.”

Crystal said, “Shut up Kurt.”

Kurt asked, “What did I do this time?”

Crystal answered, “The light is getting closer. But there is no exit. Which means that something’s there, or some light is being shined over there asking for help.”

Kurt looked again and said, “Oh, I see.”

Victor looked ahead and said, “I can’t see anything from here. But we might get to our destination soon.”

They heard that and said, “OK.”

The Spiked Skeletons fell after 10 minutes and Kurt said, “Now we have to choose which 4 we get.”

Victor said, “I’ll get the back 4.”

Crystal said, “Front 4.”

Eleanor said, “The next 4 after the front 4.”

Kurt said, “Which means that I get the 4 in front of the back 4.”

They started looting the corpses and Crystal collected 30 Talons, and a Bone Sword and 2 Bone Shards. Bone Shards could used for Black Market purchases. Eleanor looted her 4 and got a Bone Axe, 34 Talons and a Bone Shard. Kurt looted his 4 corpses and got 26 Talons, 3 Bone Shards and a Bone Scythe. And then Victor looted his 4 corpses and collected 31 Talons, 2 Bone Shards and an Bone Hammer.

Kurt said, “OK,we looted the corpses. Let’s continue on our journey to that light.”

Victor said, “Sure thing.”

Crystal said, “I agree.”

Eleanor said, “It’s about time we agree with each other.

Victor said, “Don’t say that. Let’s just keep moving forward.”

They ran toward the light and then the Shiny Dragon said, “The gunshots stopped. Did they win, or did they lose? That’s the question.”

A Venomous Spider appeared and shot poisonous liquids toward them and they moved out of the way and the liquid hit the ground and the ground started to disappear and Kurt said, “That would have been us.”

Victor said, “We noticed.”

Crystal said, “This place is full of dangerous creatures. What the hell is going on here?”

Victor aimed his sniper at the Venomous Spider and shot at it and said, “Kill the spider so we don’t get liquefied.”

They said, “Now that would be good.”

Victor ran close and swung the hammer that he got from the corpses and hit the spider and he collapsed in pain and then Victor jumped back and Eleanor said, “Fight.”

The bullets started hitting the spider and the Venomous Spider started growling and then it stood up and started shooting more venomous liquid at them and Victor jumped back and they continued shooting it and the Shiny Dragon said, “The gunshots have returned. They are in combat again. And they are closer than last time. That means that they got to the Venomous Spider.”

Eleanor heard that voice and Victor said, “I bet that you heard a voice, young lady.”

Eleanor said, “I did. It was a girl's voice up ahead saying that they made it to the Venomous Spider.”

Victor said, “It means that we’re up against a female. Sweet.”

Kurt said, “Yep. She’s gotta be a beauty.”

Victor said, “It’s not going to be a human idiot.”

Kurt heard that and Crystal asked, “How do you know that?”

Victor answered, “No human could possibly glow.”

Eleanor said, “He has a point.”

The Venomous Spider ran toward them and Victor yelled, “Run to the light.”

They did and as soon as the Venomous Spider got close to them, the spider grew in size and was about to explode and they ran faster and Victor said, “Now we know that if we lower its health, it’ll charge at us and it’ll explode.”

Crystal said, “You are right about that.”

Eleanor said, “OK.”

Victor saw a shadow and said, “A shadow.”

Eleanor said, “He’s right about that.”

Kurt asked, “Is it a big shadow? Or a small shadow?”

They answered, “Big shadow.”

The Shiny Dragon saw the 4 small beings walking toward her and said, “It seems that I have met 4 interesting people this time.”

They got to there destination and then saw a shining creature and looked up and saw a dragon and said, “It’s a Dragon.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “It seems that you survived.”

8: Find and Kill Norwin Fast Fingers
Find and Kill Norwin Fast Fingers

The Shiny Dragon stared at them and said, “It seems that you survived. I’ve been waiting for you to get here.”

Victor asked, “Why are we here?”

The Shiny Dragon answered, “It’s quite simple. You almost fell to the core of the world. After you killed Shabby, the buildings blew up and you fell down in the hole that they made.”

Eleanor said, “So we just got saved by you.”

Crystal said, “And we had to fight over a lot of things to get to you.”

Kurt said, “And that was quite insane. So tell us what the hell is going on here.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “Understood. Welcome to Shiny Caverns. It’s a dimension that is the underground version of Iceberg Giant. And it’s half the size of Iceberg Giant. I created this world to help people. Then these random enemies appeared and started attacking everyone I saved in Etakk and other worlds. Let’s just say that we’re allies. And the only way to get out of here is to complete tasks that I assign you.”

Kurt heard that and said, “So you want us to complete a couple tasks to get us back to Iceberg Giant?”

The Shiny Dragon answered, “Yes. It will help this world out a lot. And you 4 are strong enough to complete the tasks. I have many tasks. And as soon as you complete them all, I’ll send you back to where you left off. But not in the hole of course. That would seriously kill you. Then I would have to summon you here again and complete the same tasks over again.”

Victor said, “That’s a bit harsh. Facing the Venomous Spiders was hard enough.”

Crystal said, “Along with the Zombies and Skeletons.”

The Shiny Dragon sighed and said, “But you 4 survived, didn’t you? So stop blaming the enemies for your success. You 4 want to get out of here right.”

They answered, “Yes we do.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “Then stop bitching. Your first task is to kill a bandit named Norwin Fast Fingers. You must go straight back where you came from, turn left at the intersection. Then go straight till you get to the next intersection. There’ll be a right or left turn. You’ll need to take that right turn. Then go straight till you find him. He’s killed 5 adventurers that I helped out down here. So kill him and avenge the dead.”

Victor said, “You truly are a nice dragon.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “Watching people die makes me sick. But it needs to be done sometimes. So get going.”

They heard that and started running back from where they came and the Shiny Dragon watched them depart and said, “Good luck Dungeon Hunters. I expect you to succeed.”

Kurt asked, “Don’t you think that this Shiny Dragon is a little suspicious?”

Crystal answered, “Yes I do, but we need to do whatever she wants so we could get the hell outta here.”

Victor said, “I agree. It’s the only hope that we got left here.”

As soon as they got to the intersection, they turned left and continued running down that path. While they were running down that path, 4 Jello Blobs appeared and they had a total of 100 HP.

Eleanor said, “It seems that we found ourselves some Jello Blobs.”

Kurt nodded and said, “Let’s just take one each.”

Victor said, “Agreed.”

Crystal said, “Just stop talking and start shooting so we could get the hell out of here.”

They said, “Sure thing.”

They aimed their weapons at the Jello Blobs and started shooting at them whenever they were ready. As soon as they were defeated, they walked over to their dead bodies and looted them.

Eleanor gained 5 Talons.

Kurt gained 6 Talons.

Crystal gained 4 Talons.

And Victor gained 7 Talons.

They continued running after they looted there corpses and then they arrived at the next intersection and turned right and just ran. Norwin Fast Fingers hideout was about 2 miles away from the intersection. While he was enjoying a cup of tea, his bandits outside protected him.

The bandits saw 4 shadows and said, “People are coming.”

Norwin Fast Fingers said, “Don’t let them near here. Which means I’ll pay whoever kills them.”

They said, “Yessir.”

They started moving into position and Kurt saw shadows moving around and said, “I don’t think that we’re only after Norwin Fast Fingers.”

Crystal said, “I can tell.”

Victor said, “Well, there’s nothing to complain about.”

Eleanor said, “We already knew that it wasn’t going to be that easy.”

Crystal nodded and said, “Yep.”

As soon as their bodies were visible, the bandits started shooting at them and Crystal said, “Take cover.”

The 4 of them ran behind rocks and the bandits saw that and said, “They are hiding. Come out, come out wherever you are.”

Victor aimed his sniper at them and shot one of them in the head and they collapsed completely, dead.

The bandits saw that and pushed forward and then the others popped out and started their attack the bandits and they said, “They weren’t hiding. They were waiting for us to get closer to them.”

Norwin Fast Fingers heard all of the screams and said, “Well, I guess that leaving their deaths in their hands was wrong.”

He stood up and walked to the door of his place and opened it and the remaining bandits saw that and Victor said, “The big dog is finally showing himself.”

Victor reloaded his gun and then all of the bandits were on the floor, dead.

Norwin Fast Fingers took out his Forest Killer (Pistol) and said, “Well, it seems that you found my hangout. Who told you where to find me?”

Eleanor answered, “No one special. How about you? How did you get here?”

Norwin Fast Fingers answered, “Fell through a hole in the ground. Next thing I knew, I was in this hell hole.”

Kurt said, “This place ain’t that bad.”

Norwin Fast Fingers said, “If you say so. Well, I guess that I have no choice but to take you out now.”

They heard that and Norwin Fast Fingers started shooting and the bullets were flying toward the rocks and Victor said, “This guy is crazy.”

Crystal said, “I thought that you were crazy. But you aren’t this crazy.”

Victor laughed and said, “I guess so.”

Norwin Fast Fingers asked, “How do you like my speed and accuracy? Shot the same spot 15 times within 5 seconds. Which means that I shot 3 bullets within a second.”

Kurt said, “He’s insane. Not crazy.”

Eleanor said, “I agree. But we have to deal with him.”

Crystal said, “Yes we do. To get out of here, that is.”

Victor moved his head a little bit and aimed his sniper at him and Norwin Fast Fingers saw that and Crystal appeared and started shooting at Norwin Fast Fingers and Norwin Fast Fingers, who started off with 2,500 HP, now has 1,464 HP after she had to reload.

Norwin Fast Fingers aimed his gun at her and Victor shot him in the head and got a critical shot on him and said, “There we go. 464 damage.”

1,000 HP remained and Norwin Fast Fingers grinned and Eleanor walked out and started shooting at him and Norwin Fast Fingers started shooting at them again and Crystal hid herself and Kurt appeared behind him and pointed the shotgun at the back of his head and said, “Farewell, Norwin Fast Fingers.”

He heard that and asked, “When did you get there?”

Kurt shot him and his head blew up and Kurt answered, “Just now.”

They heard that and started looting the corpses.

Eleanor gained 793 Talons, 26 Bone Shards, 5 Crystals, 6 Kinoite, and 4 Zircon.

Kurt gained 842 Talons, 30 Bone Shards, 6 Crystals, 3 Kinoite, 4 Zircon, 6 Olivenite, and 2 Dravite.

Crystal gained 832 Talons, 25 Bone Shards, 9 Crystals, 3 Zircon, 7 Olivenite, 3 Dravite, 3 Diamonds, 6 Dorrite, and 4 Indite.

And Victor gained 855 Talons, 35 Bone Shards, 5 Crystals, 4 Zircon, 6 Dravite, 1 Diamond, 4 Indite, 3 Siderite, 4 Bronze, 2 Silver, and 1 Gold.

As soon as they finished looting their corpses, Kurt lifted Norwin Fast Fingers’ body up and said, “Let’s head back to the Shiny Dragon. Our first task out of many is done.”

They said, “Yep. Let’s go.”

They started running and got to the Shiny Dragon with no complications at all and the Shiny Dragon saw the corpse in their hands and Kurt put his body on the ground and said, “I kinda blew his head up with a shotgun, but this is the man that you were looking for.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “Thank you very much. Now that he’s dead, less people will die down here.”

She ate the remains of his body and said, “Damn, he tasted terrible.”

Crystal said, “Is that a bad thing?”

The Shiny Dragon answered, “Nope. Not at all.”

9: Find and Gather Some Orosin
Find and Gather Some Orosin

The Shiny Dragon said, “Well, you 4 completed the first task. Well done, Dungeon Hunters. Well, your next task is a smaller one than the one before.”

Victor heard that and said, “This man really is a fast shooter.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “That’s because it was a part of his name. Let me finish.”

Victor said, “I apologise.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “Your next task is a find and gather mission. I would like you to gather something called Orosin. Orosin is an unknown mineral to the world of Etakk. No one has found it up there yet. It looks like a shiny blue ball and it’s about 6 inches in circumstance. Find 5 Orosin and gather them. Bring them to me and I’ll be happy.”

Kurt said, “You are not a cat.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “No I’m not. The reason I’m asking for it is soon to be announced.”

Eleanor heard that and said, “I see. The suspense is amazing.”

Crystal said, “Well, she owns this world and we know nothing about it. So the suspense is real up in here.”

The Shiny Dragon laughed and said, “You really are a funny bunch.”

Victor said, “We are?”

Kurt said, “They are.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “Only 3 of you are funny. And one of you aren’t.”

Victor said, “Now that isn’t cool man.”

The Shiny Dragon smiled and said, “You really are funny.”

Victor said, “I am?”

Kurt said, “I don’t think that I was.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “Not at all.”

Crystal said, “She got you boy.”

Kurt sighed and Victor put his hand on his left shoulder and said, “You need to fall now and cry like a bitch.”

Eleanor heard that and said, “You should really kill yourself.”

Crystal said, “Just stay behind and become funny.”

Kurt said, “You people really are mean.”

Victor started walking away and the Shiny Dragon said, “Now that’s harsh. He just left you guys.”

Crystal said, “Of course he did. He doesn’t care about him. He bitches all of the time.”

Kurt said, “That isn’t true.”

Eleanor said, “Let’s get to work. Savvy Clappy is waiting for us.”

Crystal said, “A robotic version of Victor.”

Victor said, “Savvy Clappy is smarter and I’m dumber. It’s pretty sad.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “I agree.”

They left and then stopped and the Shiny Dragon smiled and said, “To get there, you need to go straight all of the way. It’s that simple. But it won’t be simple to get them. They are being protected by Ice Ogre’s. So good luck.”

Victor nodded and they started running and as soon as they got to the intersection, a group of Frost Ants appeared and Victor said, “Ants made of ice. That’s insane.”

Kurt said, “You really think that is insane.”

Crystal said, “Yes, they are insane. Victor is a member of Avalon. So he knows what everything is.”

Victor said, “I’m not a member. I’m only a son of a member of Avalon. He tells me everything about the monsters of the world. So I know how strong they are, how much they eat, what they eat, how many they killed in their lifetime, and loads more. But these guys are quite scary. Glowing red eyes.”

They heard that and Kurt said, “You’re lying.”

Victor whistled and the Frost Ants turned toward them and red eyes appeared and Kurt ran behind Victor and said, “I believe you now.”

Victor sniped the Frost Ants and said, “They aren’t dangerous at all. It’s easy to kill them. Plus, if you want to know something, they don’t actually attack people. They just walk around waiting for food to fall.”

They heard that and said, “That reminds me, when do we get to eat?”

Victor answered, “Don’t know.”

They continued running down the path and then Crystal said, “Ice Ogres are strong. They are taller than us human beings. They are also a lot wider than us too.”

Victor nodded and said, “And they killed a total of 50,000 people.”

Kurt said, “Stop scaring me, man.”

Victor said, “I’m not scaring anyone. You’re just a pussy.”

Crystal smiled and the Shiny Dragon said, “He truly is funny.”

Eleanor heard that and said, “You were listening this entire time.”

The Shiny Dragon answered, “Yes I was. That man named Victor is hilarious. The man named Kurt has no balls. The girl named Crystal is the leader of the Dungeon Hunters. And the girl named Eleanor is just a maniac that loves shooting people. 3 out of 4 are funny. 1 out of 4 is not.”

Victor said, “Thank you.”

Kurt said, “That really was harsh.”

Crystal said, “We thank you.”

Eleanor said, “I agree.”

Kurt said, “You really are mean.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “Well, when you get back with the Orosin, I’ll tell you something that I forgot to mention. See you soon.”

They heard that and continued running down that path.

Kurt looked around and then 4  Shielded Skeletons appeared and Victor said, “Yep, we’re never going to get out of this unscathed.”

Crystal said, “Have more confidence.”

Victor said, “I do have confidence. Shielded Skeletons are just awesome if you ask me. They got shields and we got nothing.”

Eleanor said, “You are making this sound like we’re in Hell.”

Victor said, “Really, I thought that we were already in Hell.”

Kurt said, “Please don’t say that. Plus, we got skeletons up ahead. With bows and arrows.”

Victor said, “Yep. Let’s go.”

They started their attack and Crystal said, “I have a feeling that we’re getting closer to gaining our abilities again.”

Eleanor heard that and said, “Which means that she’s doing this for us. Not for herself.”

Victor said, “She’s a really good person.”

Kurt nodded and the Shiny dragon continued to listen to them argue and Victor said, “Boom boom shakalaka.”

Crystal smiled and then 2 minutes later, the 4 Shielded Skeletons were defeated with many arrows around the area. They each walked up to one of them and Kurt gained 30 Talons, The Shadow (Shield), and 5 Bone Shards. Because he got The Shadow, his SP (Shield Points) is 100 and he didn’t gain any HP.

Crystal gained 34 Talons, Warrior’s Ward (Shield), and 2 Bone Shards. Because she got Warrior’s Ward, her SP is 105 and she gained 50 HP.

Eleanor gained 46 Talons, Nightfall (Shield), and 3 Bone Shards. Because she got Nightfall, her SP is 100 and she gained 25 HP.

And Victor gained 23 Talons, Hero’s Stand (Shield), and 6 Bone Shards. Because he got Hero’s Stand, his SP is 95 and he didn’t gain any HP.

As soon as they picked up everything, Crystal noticed that another bar appeared on her HUD and said, “Oh we gained some Shield Points.”

Victor said, “SP for short.”

Eleanor said, “You’re right. And Victor has the lowest.”

Kurt said, “And you call yourself a man.”

Victor said, “Actually, I am a man. That sniped the shit out of many creatures while you just stood around bitching all the time. So who’s the person that calls himself a man? Me or you?”

Kurt said, “I’m sorry.”

Crystal said, “Calm down man. Even though he is weak, he’s got a better shield than you.”

Victor said, “And? He’s got a better shield than me. That really doesn’t mean anything to me.”

They continued running and then Crystal looked up ahead and saw the Orosin that they were looking for and Victor said, “There they are.”

Kurt said, “We made it already.”

Crystal said, “This path is shorter than all of the other ones.”

Eleanor said, “Yes it is. But the Ice Ogre’s ain’t here.”

Kurt said, “Think again. Look around you. You might find them hiding within the walls.”

Crystal said, “Stay on guard.”

Victor asked, “Aren’t we always on guard?”

Kurt answered, “Nope.”

Crystal said, “Good question.”

Victor said, “Actually, picking up the Orosin things might trigger the Ice Ogres to awaken. That is what I’m thinking.”

Eleanor said, “He has a good point.”

Kurt said, “He always has a good point.”

Victor said, “Don’t you love it when he’s angry.”

Crystal said, “Not at all. It pisses me off.”

Victor smiled and they walked forward and they picked up all 5 of the Orosin that they needed and then the Ice Ogres appeared and Victor turned around and saw them and said, “Oh shit. I was right.”

Kurt said, “I hate it when you’re right.”

Victor said, “Don’t we all.”

They started their attack on the Ice Ogres and Crystal sighed and said, “These things aren’t so tough. Aim for their heads.”

They heard that and started aiming for their heads and Kurt jumped up and glided toward the top of one of the Ice Ogres’ head and pulled the trigger and Victor said, “The gravity here is different from Etakk, I can see.”

Eleanor said, “It’s like the moon's gravity, right.”

Victor answered, “Nope. This place has even more dense than the moon. Our moon is 1.583 m/s2, this is probably 0.588 m/s2."

Eleanor said, “So it’s more dense than Rapture. That’s kinda cool.”

Victor said, “Yes it is.”

The Ice Ogre that Kurt shot collapsed completely and the Ice Ogres swung their huge clubs at them and they jumped up and moved around and then aimed at the Ice Ogres and started shooting them with everything they got. As soon as the Ice Ogres collapsed they flew to the ground and said, “This is amazing.”

They landed and Victor gained 90 Talons and 3 Bone Shards.

Kurt gained 75 Talons and 6 Bone Shards.

Crystal gained 100 Talons and 4 Bone Shards.

And Eleanor gained 135 Talons and 3 Bone Shards.

Then they started running back to the Shiny Dragon and said, “We’re on our way back to you.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “You people sure are strong. Well, hurry on back and I’ll tell you a little something.”

They said, “Well, we’ll be there shortly. Unless we get interrupted that is.”

The Shiny Dragon said, “Well, see you when you get here.”

Victor said, “Yep.”

They arrived in front of the Shiny Dragon in 15 minutes and the Shiny Dragon looked at them and they put the Orosin down in front of her and the Shiny Dragon put her front right leg beside them and pushed them off to the side and said, “Now for that little something that I was going to tell you. My name is Vezoth. Vezoth, the Shiny Dragon. Well, that is important to know.”

Victor said, “Yes it is.”

Crystal said, “You do have a name? That’s good.”

Eleanor nodded and said, “Yes it is.”

Kurt said, “Now that’s just insulting.”

Vezoth said, “Well, for your next task.”

10: Find and Gather Some Etrian
Find and Gather Some Etrian

They arrived in front of the Shiny Dragon in 15 minutes and the Shiny Dragon looked at them and they put the Orosin down in front of her and the Shiny Dragon put her front right leg beside them and pushed them off to the side and said, “Now for that little something that I was going to tell you. My name is Vezoth. Vezoth, the Shiny Dragon. Well, that is important to know.”

Victor said, “Yes it is.”

Crystal said, “You do have a name? That’s good.”

Eleanor nodded and said, “Yes it is.”

Kurt said, “Now that’s just insulting.”

Vezoth said, “Well, for your next task.”

They heard that and said, “We’re listening.”

Vezoth said, “I want you to find me some Etrian. Etrian is a mineral that can help you out in the future. It is what makes money today. Well, it is money for the Black Market, just like Bone Shards. But Etrian is for the legendary items that the Black Market finds and sells to you. Bone Shards are only give you like Rare, Normal, Very Rare, and Ultra Rare items for you to use on your journey in this world that you call Etakk. I want you to bring me 6 samples each person.”

Kurt said, “So you are saying that you don’t want just 6, you want 24.”

Vezoth said, “Exactly. You are smart, Kurt. All you have to do is go straight down, turn right. Keep going straight till you get to the outpost that is protecting the Etrian.”

Eleanor asked, “Are you asking us to take them out of commission?”

Crystal answered, “Yeah, idiot.”

Vezoth said, “Yes, take them out. They are trying to stop anyone/thing that moves near the Etrian. Meaning that it’ll be a battle. And you’ll be waking up the zombies. But there is a way to not make so much noise.”

Victor said, “A suppressor that you put on the muzzle of the gun.”

Vezoth said, “Exactly. There’s a vending machine over there. You must purchase one for this mission. Then locate the mineral and then bring it back here. But if you want, you can take all of it. I don’t know what’ll happen, but take all of it if you want some legendary’s when you get to Lincoln’s Home. But you should be careful at all times. Something could pop up out of nowhere and scare the piss out of you. So, good luck and enjoy yourselves.”

Everyone heard that and then Vezoth pointed at the vending machine and they ran toward it and bought a suppressor for 500 Talons. They attached the suppressor on to the muzzle part and then they started running to their next destination. Crystal said, “Victor, how the hell do you know about these suppressors?”

Victor answered, “My dad works at Avalon. So I know a lot about guns and equipment and shit like that.”

Kurt said, “You gotta teach us one day.”

Victor laughed and said, “Nah. you teach your damn self.”

Eleanor said, “Yeah Kurt, what’s the point in learning, if you can’t do it yourself.”

Victor said, “What I was about to say.”

A Zombie appeared and then Victor took his sniper out and saw the Zombie and then pulled the trigger and shot the Zombie in the head for a critical kill and said, “One hit, one kill.”

Crystal laughed and said, “Leave us some idiot.”

Victor said, “Sorry.”

While they were walking, the soldiers protecting the Etrian and are on the guard duty to make sure nothing gets near them and then one of them said, “Hm, it seems that no one is coming. I’ve been hearing a lot of gunshots lately. Yeah, but they must have died by the horde of Zombies nearby.”

The leader of the outpost, Daniel Craig said, “Everyone, keep your eyes open for intruders. Or the people that don’t belong. Make sure that no one gets to the Etrian.”

Everyone said, “Yessir.”

They started searching for intruders and didn’t find anything yet. While they continued to search for intruders, the 4 Dungeon Hunters made the right turn and then Victor looked up ahead and saw the horde of Zombies and said, “It seems that we have a horde of Zombies in front of us.”

Crystal sighed and said, “That’s not cool, Victor. About how many?”

Kurt answered, “They must be shooting which is awakening the Zombies.”

Eleanor said, “Yeah, let’s just kick some ass.”

Victor smiled and then said, “Let’s do it then.”

They started running closer to the Zombies and then as soon as they got close enough, they started shooting the Zombies and then a guard saw the Zombies and said, “Zombies dead ahead.”

Daniel smiled and said, “Let a rip.”

They started shooting the Zombies and then Victor heard that and said, “We are going to need to stay alert.”

Eleanor said, “The Zombies could appear anywhere.”

Crystal said, “Yep, we’ll die later.”

Kurt said, “No we won’t.”

Victor laughed and said, “Of course we won’t man. We’re exaggerating.”

Kurt heard that and then said, “Not funny bro.”

Victor said, “But we might get attacked from behind. So keep your eyes open.”

Kurt screeched and the moans were getting louder and then the bullets started flying passed them and then Crystal smiled and said, “The battle has begun.”

Kurt sighed and then Victor aimed his gun toward them and then a light appeared above them and Vezoth said, “There you go. Light for your journey.”

Everyone saw the light and then Daniel said, “Kyle, what the hell is with the light?”

Kyle Voucher answered, “I don’t know. But it looks like it’s appearing behind the horde of Zombies.”

Victor looked and a man standing up and said, “OK. Found the outpost. It’s not that far from here.”

Kurt asked, “How do you do it so fast?”

Eleanor answered, “Light helps.”

Crystal asked, “How many Zombies are there?”

Victor answered, “Probably about 50 left in front of us.”

He turned around and said, “And we got the Runners coming from behind us.”

Kurt said, “Come on now. You serious?”

Victor answered, “I’m afraid so. And they are coming in faster than expected.”

Vezoth said, “Don’t worry about them, Dungeon Hunters. Just get going.”

They continued to shoot the Zombies that were ahead of them and as soon as the Runners got close to the light, they started to burn and smoke rose from where the light came from and then a guard said, “Smoke is coming from the light.”

Kyle said, “4 humans are battling their way here. Shall we kill them now?”

Daniel answered, “Nope. Maybe they are here to help us. Keep an eye on them Will and Kyle.”

Will Smith said, “We got this sir.”

Kyle said, “Yeah, they are strong human beings. But there aren’t any noises coming out of their guns. Do you know why, sir?”

Daniel answered, “They got suppressors on the muzzle of their guns. The suppressor stops the loud shot from coming out of the gun. It’s the best way to keep the Zombies and Runners at bay.”

Will said, “Then we should get suppressors as well.”

Daniel answered, “Yep. We should.”

Victor saw the last Zombie and then Crystal walked in front of him and then shot the Zombie in the head and then ran forward and then said, “OK. We killed all of the Zombies. Now we just need to kill them. And get the Etrian.”

Victor said, “Yep.”

Eleanor said, “Let’s get this over with.”

Kurt sighed and said, “We’re becoming murderers now.”

Vezoth said, “It’s for a good cause. They only want the Etrian for themselves. You guys are different. You are only after one thing, the Dungeon. So get me the Etrian and then I have another task for you.”

They said, “Understood.”

They started running toward the Outpost and then Kyle saw that and said, “They aren’t here to help us. They are here to take the Etrian.”

Daniel heard that and said, “Start shooting then.”

As soon as Will lifted his gun up, Victor shot him in the head and Will collapsed and Kyle saw that and then started shooting at them and then they lifted a Zombie's body up and then started running toward the Outpost while shooting at them and Daniel grinned and yelled, “Kill them everyone.”

Everyone grabbed their guns and then ran to the wall and then started shooting at them and Crystal smiled and said, “The battle has started and then is about to end.”

Victor took his sniper and put it through the Zombies head and then started shooting and then one guy collapsed and Kyle saw that and then shot the Zombie and said, “Goddammit. Drop the goddamn Zombies already.”

Kurt took his shotgun and then shot the legs of the wall and then the wall started to collapse and Kyle started screaming along with everyone climbing up and the people climbing were crushed and Kyle landed on his back and said, “Woah, that really hurt. But that was fun as hell.”

Daniel helped him up and then said, “Let’s end this together. We’re the only two survivors.”

Kyle heard that and then took his Flemington Pistol out and Daniel took out his Flemington Rifle out and said, “Let’s do this.”

They hid behind the debris of the wall that just collapsed and then stood up and started shooting at them and then Crystal aimed her pistol at them and started shooting, but only hit the debris and then Victor held his gun to where Kyle was standing before and Daniel started shooting at them, but they continued to hit the Zombies and not them. Kyle stood up and then Victor pulled the trigger and the bullet flew right through his head and Kyle fell backwards and Daniel saw that and then stood up and then a bullet flew toward him and then he barely moved his head and the bullet skimmed his cheek and then Crystal shot him in the head and then they dropped the Zombies and said, “OK. We defeated them. Now we just need to gather the Etrian. Let’s get this over with. We have a claptrap unit to save.”

They ran into the Outpost and then looked around and started to collect the Etrian and 20 minutes later, they finished collecting all of the Etrian in the Outpost and then Kurt said, “Let’s go.”

Crystal said, “Yep.”

They started walking away and then a Etrian Golem appeared and roared and then they slowly turned around and saw the Etrian Golem standing there and said, “You gotta be kidding me.”

Crystal said, “Let’s defeat it before we leave.”

Everyone started shooting at it and then the Etrian Golem shot out debris from its mouth and then they moved out of the way and then said, “This thing can shoot out bloody rocks from its mouth. That’s insane. It’s an Etrian Golem.”

They heard that and Victor said, “The Etrian Golem’s are said to protect the Etrian minerals so that no one can take them away. According to Avalon, Etrian Golems aren’t that dangerous. They just attack to protect there minerals.”

Vezoth said, “I see. Wait, what?”

Victor looked at the Etrian Golem and then ran behind it and Kurt asked, “What are you doing man?”

Victor answered, “Quite simple. I’m going to defeat this monster.”

Victor appeared behind it and then aimed for the back of its neck and started shooting at it and then as soon as he got all across its neck, then Kurt ran toward him and then Victor reloaded his gun and Victor said, “Aim for the back of his neck.”

Kurt did and then pulled the trigger and then the shells hit it and then the Etrian Golem’s head fell off and then it collapsed and then Victor grabbed Kurt and then went down and the Etrian Golem exploded and more Etrian appeared and they grabbed it and then said, “Let’s go before anymore of them show up.”

They started to run away and then appeared in front of Vezoth and then Vezoth saw them and said, “It seems that you made it back alive. As expected from you Dungeon Hunters. Now they are in good hands. I have 2 more tasks for you guys to do and then I’ll help you get back to Etakk. Your world.”

11: Find and Kill Henry the Miner
Find and Kill Henry the Miner

When they appeared in front of Vezoth and then Vezoth saw them and said, “It seems that you made it back alive. As expected from you Dungeon Hunters. Now they are in good hands. I have 3 more tasks for you guys to do and then I’ll help you get back to Etakk. Your world.”

Crystal said, “That’s good.”

Victor said, “Yep.”

Kurt said, “Well, let’s see what they are before we get too excited.”

Vezoth said, “It seems that you really are smart. But dumb at the same time.”

Eleanor nodded and said, “I have to agree with you there.”

Vezoth said, “Well, your next task is to kill Henry the Miner. Henry the Miner has been drilling holes in the caves and if he continues, there is no more saving you. Unless there are other worlds that’ll help you out. So you take care of him, you save me and everyone else that’s been good in this world.”

Victor said, “That’s sounds really troublesome.”

Vezoth said, “He’s equipped with some heavy ass armor. And he’s the closest of all of the objectives that I’ve given so far.”

Kurt said, “That’s good. I’m tired of running around.”

Crystal laughed and said, “No wonder why your girlfriend dumped your sorry ass.”

Victor smiled and said, “Oh shit. She just called you lazy.”

Kurt said, “No, she caught me cheating on her. But that’s ok.”

Eleanor said, “No it isn’t.”

Vezoth smiled and said, “Enough talk. Just go straight the way you came. Go straight when you get to the intersection. And then your target is up ahead. You can feel the vibrations from here, correct?”

Crystal answered, “Yep.”

Victor said, “I can feel it.”

Kurt said, “Definitely feel it.”

Eleanor said, “It feels weird.”

Vezoth smiled and said, “Then stop his mining operation if it feels weird.”

Eleanor smiled and said, “Aye sir.”

They started running toward there destination and then Eleanor said, “Let’s end his time here.”

Victor said, “Yeah, it’s starting to get annoying.”

Crystal said, “Well, we’re almost there.”

Kurt said, “No we’re not. This is too much bloody running for me.”

Victor said, “It hasn’t even been one full day idiot. And we’ve been running a lot more than you think.”

Kurt said, “I know that. But you know what you don’t know is that I have asthma.”

Crystal said, “No you don’t.”

Kurt said, “Damn, she knows me too well.”

Eleanor said, “You need to shut up and get the job done.”

While they were running straight, Henry the Miner smiled while mining the minerals out of the wall and said, “This Zircomite is amazing. You can make anything with this shit.”

Zircomite is the shiniest material in the world of Etakk. It is also capable of being used to make anything. Henry the Miner smiled and said, “Hm, if I keep this up, I’ll be capable of making Zircomite Armor. And that just means that I’ll be the strongest human in the world.”

He continued to mine the walls and then Victor said, “We’re half way through.”

Kurt said, “Good. I’m running low on fumes.”

Crystal said, “Well, we don’t care. Keep running.”

Eleanor said, “Be a man like our friend Victor here.”

Victor smiled and said, “She just called you a pussy.”

Crystal said, “you are just making this shit up now.”

Victor said, “You’re right. I am making this shit up.”

Crystal laughed and Eleanor said, “Well, you are doing a really good job at it too.”

They continued to run toward the mining operation and then a Cyclops Zombie appeared and Henry the Miner heard that and aimed his gun at it and then shot it and then the bullet hit it in the head and the Cyclops Zombie didn’t fall and then he continued to shoot it and the Cyclops Zombie swung at him, but Henry the Miner jumped out of the way and smiled and said, “Finally, a tough opponent. Come at me.”

The Cyclops Zombie continued to try to attack him, but Henry the Miner attacked him first and then the Cyclops Zombie continued to swing at him and he saw that and continued to jump around and then said, “This thing's a monster.”

He shot him in the chest and then he collapsed and Henry the Miner smiled and said, “OK, the battle is over. Meaning that I won. Headshots don’t kill those things.”

While he was mining more Zircomite, Victor said, “It seems that we’re getting closer. You can see the light up ahead, correct?”

Crystal answered, “Yep. We see it.”

Eleanor said, “Meaning that our target is close by. Let’s kill him already.”

Kurt said, “I don’t want to die here.”

Crystal said, “Well, we aren’t going to die here. He is.”

Victor aimed his sniper forward and looked around and then saw a shiny silver drill and said, “We got ourselves a shiny silver drill. Meaning that his shit is brand spankin new. Meaning that someone just gave it to him.”

Crystal asked, “Could the dragon be our enemy?”

Victor answered, “Nope. She’s helping us get out of here.”

Kurt said, “That doesn’t mean a thing.”

Vezoth heard them and then Victor said, “She didn’t give him the drill. I can tell. Because he just started drilling.”

Eleanor said, “He’s right. And we were with her the entire time. And she’s been watching over us.”

Victor said, “Meaning that she’s on our side idiots.”

Crystal laughed and said, “Yeah, you win.”

Henry the Miner heard that and then looked and saw them and aimed his gun at them and then asked, “Who goes there?”

Crystal answered, “We’re Dungeon Hunters. Um, we’d like you to stop mining.”

Henry the Miner said, “I see. Well, I’m sorry about this. I can’t do that.”

He started shooting at them and then Victor pulled the trigger and the bullet hit his head and Henry the Miner collapsed and Crystal walked forward and took the drill out of the wall and then Victor lifted him up and then they ran back to her and Vezoth said, “You 3 are totally evil. Only one of you has faith in me. And I thank you for that. Now that the mining has stopped. I’ll give you your next task.”

12: Find and Kill Kilarth, the Shiny Dragon
Find and Kill Kilarth, the Shiny Dragon

They ran back to her and Vezoth said, “You 3 are totally evil. Only one of you has faith in me. And I thank you for that. Now that the mining has stopped. I’ll give you your next task.”

Victor looked at her and then Vezoth said, “There’s a dragon that plans on taking over my home. His name is Kilarth, the Shiny Dragon. He is an evil dragon that just wants to destroy everything and everyone he sees.”

Crystal said, “So you are most likely saying that we’re going to die if we don’t do anything.”

Vezoth said, “I’m afraid so. And if he destroys everything, that means that you never make it back to the surface.”

Eleanor said, “That’s not good.”

Vezoth said, “No it’s not.”

Kurt sighed and said, “She really is planning to kill us.”

Victor said, “Have faith bro. Plus, she’s not going to kill us. Something else will.”

Kurt said, “That’s not cool. And not very convincing.”

Victor said, “Well, I’m not trying to convince you. I’m just stating the facts. Now let’s go so we could get the hell outta here.”

Crystal said, “I agree.”

They started running away and then Vezoth sighed and said, “Good luck now.” They said, “Thank you.”

They ran toward there destination and then Kilarth smiled and said, “So my little sister has finally found some strong people. You 4 will perish down here along with my sister Vezoth. Well, if you can defeat my minions of course. I’ve sent at least 5 groups already. Let’s see how you handle them.”

Vezoth heard that and said, “Be careful now. Kilarth has sent 5 groups of his minions toward you guys. But to mostly kill me. So please hurry and find him.”

Eleanor said, “Please don’t rush us. We just started running.”

Vezoth said, “Yeah, I know that. He knows that. But the minions don’t know it. That’s why you must be careful.”

Crystal sighed and said, “Understood.”

They heard a lot of growling and then said, “More Zombies, huh.”

A fat Zombie known as Exploding Zombie appeared and then they jumped back and Kurt shot it and it exploded and then the Zombies started to appear because of the Exploding Zombie and then they started shooting them and then a Red Zombie appeared and they were a lot faster than the other ones and then they started shooting them until the Zombies fell down and Kilarth saw that and said, “Hm, it seems that they survived Wave 1. How about Wave 2? They’ll be there shortly.”

They made their left turn and then Kilarth smiled and said, “There we go. Go Baby Shiny Dragons.”

Victor looked ahead and then light appeared and Kurt asked, “What now?”

Eleanor answered, “Baby Shiny Dragons.”

Crystal said, “This man is evil. Using babies to kill us.”

Vezoth said, “Kilarth doesn’t care about what happens to his children. All he cares about is taking over this world. Don’t let him have his way.”

Victor said, “We won’t.”

Kilarth grinned and then said, “You need to keep your damn mouth shut, sister.”

Vezoth said, “Kilarth, you really need to stop. But I know you too well, you won’t stop till you get everything that you want. But your babies are about to die.”

Victor started shooting them and Kilarth said, “You are killing innocent children, Vezoth. Why?”

Vezoth answered, “You want me dead, so you could take over the world. I’m not going to let that happen. You will die today.”

Kilarth heard that and then Kilarth roared and said, “Wave 2 has fallen. Wave 3 is about to begin.”

They turned right and then Victor said, “Wave 3 is almost upon us.”

Kurt said, “This is easier than I thought.”

Vezoth said, “No, he sends the weak first. Then it gets stronger and stronger every time. Never underestimate your opponent.”

Crystal said, “You should know that.”

Kurt said, “Sorry.”

Victor said, “You are a real pain in the ass.”

Kurt said, “So are you dammit.”

Eleanor said, “Stop arguing. We should be arriving in front of our destination soon. Just 3 more waves to go. And then we find you, Kilarth.”

Kilarth smiled and said, “Your 4 goons are interesting. I find them quite amusing because death separates all. But what’ll happen when one of them dies, Vezoth? What will you do?”

Vezoth answered, “If they do die, they passed by one of the checkpoints. They’ll be revived instantly.”

Kilarth heard that and said, “You gotta be kidding me.”

Vezoth said, “Not at all.”

Kilarth grinned and said, “You know what, this is getting interesting. Get going King Shiny Dragons.”

They started to appear and roared and then the 4 of them ducked and then turned over and started shooting their bellies and then they roared and then as soon as they turned around, they shot the inside of their mouths when they were opened and they roared even louder and then Kilarth heard that and said, “Impossible.”

Victor slid underneath one of then and shot the stomach and then they started to fall and then Crystal said, “Man, let’s keep moving forward.”

Victor said, “I agree. 3 waves of 5 complete. Let’s go.”

Kilarth grinned and they turned left and Kilarth said, “Boomers.”

The extremely fat Zombies appeared and then they started shooting from afar and then the Zombies appeared behind them and then they continued to shoot at the Zombies and Kilarth said, “Your goons are incredibly bold.”

Vezoth said, “They will defeat you. And Wave 4 is complete.”

Kilarth yelled, “You will not survive mortals.”

Vezoth smiled and said, “Hurry it up. He’s extremely pissed off now because you are killing his men.”

Victor said, “Of course he’s getting pissed off. Let’s show some appreciation, will ya?”

Kurt said, “I am scared as hell.”

Crystal laughed and said, “We all are.”

Eleanor said, “Not Victor. He seems to be excited.”

Victor said, “There is no time for fear. You show fear, you show your weakness to the enemy. You must always stay calm and pretend that you aren’t scared. Right now, I’m extremely excited for this. Killing a dragon is what we’ve been doing before we even came down here.”

They heard that and said, “That’s true. That is true.”

Victor smiled and then they appeared by the next turn and then 2 big dragons were waiting for them and Kilarth said, “Get them, Sky and High.”

Sky said, “Sure thing.”

High said, “Let’s do this.”

They flew forward and then the battle between the Shiny Dragons and Dungeon Hunters began. High laughed and said, “You 4 don’t stand a chance against us.”

Victor shot her in the head and said, “We won’t know unless we try.”

High heard that and then Crystal yelled, “Don’t let up now. We came this far. We’re almost home ladies.”

Kurt said, “I’m not a lady.”

Victor said, “Who cares if you are a man or not? Let’s just get this over with so we could go to Etakk and get to the Dungeon.”

Kurt said, “You are right.”

Kilarth said, “You 4 will not escape Shiny Cavern alive.”

Eleanor said, “We’ll survive.”

Crystal said, “Because our hearts are as one.”

Kurt said, “And we’re going to kick the shit out of you.”

Kilarth laughed and said, “No you won’t. I’ll defeat you. And you’ll never get back home.”

Kurt shot Sky’s head off and then said, “One down, one to go.”

Kilarth heard that and High roared and then Eleanor shot her over and over again and then High collapsed and then they ran forward and turned right, the only way that they could go and Victor aimed his sniper forward and saw him and Kilarth grinned and said, “You 4 made it thus far. I have to admit, you are stronger than I anticipated. Meaning that I underestimated you. Now it’s time for you 4 to pay for killing my family!!”

Victor smiled and then Vezoth said, “I just want his head as proof.”

Victor said, “Understood.”

Crystal said, “This is going to be a bitch.”

Eleanor said, “I agree.”

Kurt said, “Let’s get this over with.”

Victor said, “I agree with Kurt for once.”

They laughed and then they surrounded Kilarth and started shooting at him and Kilarth smiled and then flew up a little and then flew forward and turned around and then a Zombie appeared from under the ground and Kurt shot it in the head and killed it and Kilarth grinned and opened his mouth and shot light beams at them and then Victor smiled and shot him over and over again in the mouth while the others were dodging his attacks and then Kilarth roared and landed and then Kurt ran forward and then Kilarth saw that and swung downwards to crush him, but Kurt jumped out of the way and then shot it’s claws off and Kilarth roared loudly and then Crystal smiled and continued to shoot that arm and Victor said, “Keep it up guys. We’re almost done.”

Kilarth grinned and then Eleanor appeared behind him and then shot the neck part of him and then Kilarth roared and then flicked his head back and then she flew back and then Victor appeared and caught her and then Kurt appeared behind it and shot the neck and Kilarth’s head flew off of it’s body and then Crystal grabbed the head and moved it out of the way so his gigantic body wouldn’t crush it and then Victor and Kurt ran over there and then a horde of Zombies appeared and Eleanor and Crystal appeared in front of them and said, “You two get the head and we’ll cover you.”

Kurt said, “We can do it.”

Victor said, “Yep. Do your job and we’ll do ours.”

They started the operation to bring back Kilarth’s head and then 8 minutes later, the horde of Zombies has vanished and then they started running toward Vezoth and as soon as they got there, Vezoth saw the head in their possession and said, “Thank you for retrieving the head for me.”

Victor asked, “Is there a reason why you wanted the head?”

Vezoth answered, “Yes. There’s a component in the head of my brother that we need to create a portal back to your world.”

Crystal said, “Brother?”

Vezoth said, “Yes. My brother has been trying to kill me with hordes of Zombies for years. Failed every time. The component inside of his head that we need is called Sylcicia. Sylcicia is a purplish montage that brings out the color of the portal and allows the portal to actually work. You’ll see as soon as you fulfill my final task.”

They heard that and said, “OK.”